Abaya

05/05/2026

For real give us the chnce what you have

25/04/2026

08/03/2026

Did you recognize him ?

22/02/2026

I don't need a man, I'm proud to be single.

They are walking with an artificial one-eyed black anaconda in their pocket.

I guess the anaconda is now smelling like a roasted omen.

12/02/2026

Man have to be a man

11/02/2026

VDM and Blord for the bike

10/02/2026

VDM in China

07/02/2026

VeryDarkMan crashes the price of an electric bike advertised for ₦1.3 million by Blord, saying he will sell his own for ₦700,000( ₦500,000 for the bike and ₦200,000 for shipping).

He (VeryDarkMan) also assured buyers that his bike would have better and higher specifications, adding that it comes in two different variants, which Blord did not offer.

₦1,300,000 − ₦700,000 = ₦600,000.

The profit margin is huge, but the choice is yours, as Blord says his own comes with a 6-month warranty.