Butcher 2 Go - Magnetic Island

25/06/2026

🦑🦅🏴‍☠️ SCHOOL HOLIDAY MEAT REPORT — THE CARNAGE IS REAL
Magnetic Island…
This week’s meat delivery has seen more action than a Marvel movie.

First up:
The kids are home, they’re hungry, and they’re staring at you like a pack of tiny wolves.
Good news — we’ve got plain beef sausages and herb & garlic beef sausages, plus herb & garlic BBQ steaks to keep the little gremlins fed before they start chewing the furniture.

But then… disaster.

🕊️ The Rogue Seagull Pirates Strike Again
M.I Transport were ambushed mid‑barge crossing by a flock of rogue seagull pirates.
Feathered criminals. Zero remorse.
They made off with every pork sausage on board.

We did manage to save:

Thick‑cut pork chops

Bacon fresh out of the smoker

Pork belly roast
(Seagulls don’t like commitment — too much chewing.)

🦑 The Kraken Situation
The Kraken rose from the depths, grabbed the lamb box, and vanished into the blue.
It took the lamb loin chops and cutlets but somehow left behind a couple of beautiful little deboned leg roasts.
(We assume it’s watching its cholesterol.)

🐄 Beef: The Hero We Needed
The beef survived thanks to the valiant truck driver, who fought off the seagull pirates with nothing but a hi‑vis vest and pure island spirit.

So yes — we still have:

2‑inch thick rib fillet

2‑inch thick eye fillet

Our world-famous mince.

A solid stock of prime cuts for every taste, appetite, and BBQ hero on the island

Swing by Butchers 2 Go – Magnetic Island and grab your supplies before the seagulls regroup.

17/06/2026

If you come to the shop and tell me the pop culture reference, you will receive a free pack of frozen sausages with any meat purchase while stock lasts.
Please don't put the answer in the comments it will ruin the fun.

17/06/2026

🛳️🐑🐄🐖 WEDNESDAY MEAT DELIVERY
Attention Magnetic Island residents, tourists, wildlife, and any sentient sea spirits listening in:

The Wednesday meat delivery has arrived — and it is not okay.

This week’s lamb, beef, and pork have endured a journey so catastrophically unhinged that maritime authorities have politely asked us to “never speak of it again.”

According to the heavily water‑damaged captain’s log (written in what appears to be a mix of charcoal, lipstick, and fear):

The lamb joined a pirate crew, rose to First Mate, then betrayed them for snacks

The beef fought a sword duel with a seagull and LOST

The pork briefly became the ship’s therapist, then quit due to “emotional burnout”

A passing mermaid tried to “borrow” the pork for a BBQ

A dolphin attempted to unionise the entire shipment

The boat was boarded by “pirates,” who turned out to be drunk backpackers in op‑shop costumes

The kraken showed up again, but only to ask if we had any dipping sauces

At one point the cargo was declared:

Missing

Found

Haunted

Technically married under maritime law

But despite the chaos, the screaming, the supernatural interference, and the beef’s ongoing thousand‑yard stare, the entire shipment has made it safely to the fridge.

Barely.
Emotionally shredded, spiritually confused, but ready for your dinner.

If you hear whispering from the cold room, don’t panic —
that’s just the pork telling the lamb,
“We should never have trusted that mermaid.”

Come grab your mid‑week meat before it starts a support group.

10/06/2026

🥩 Fresh Order’s In — and the Pigs Are Still Living in Luxury!
Another week, another delivery from Charters Towers, cut fresh Monday and landing in store Wednesday — never frozen, just the good stuff.

And mate… this week is stacked:

Black Angus beef with tomahawks big enough to have their own post code

Eye fillet 2 inches thick — the kind of steak that makes grown men emotional

Italian pork sausages — the kind that will make Nonna blush

Pork loin chops — thick, juicy, and ready for the pan

Pork mince for burgers, meatballs, or whatever chaos you’re cooking

Fresh bacon — the good stuff, not the supermarket sadness

Pasture‑raised eggs from chooks living their best life

GF cracked‑pepper & Worcestershire beef sausages

Plain beef sausages for the “don’t get fancy with my snags” crowd

Lamb chops, lamb roast, and a lamb rack that’ll make your Sunday roast feel like a public holiday

And before you ask — yes, the pork’s been living better than most islanders.
They’ve got air‑conditioned and heated barns, so whether it’s 40 °C or raining sideways in the paddock they can come inside and chill in comfort while the cows look jealous.

Meanwhile the cows are outside in the rain like extras in a sad movie.

Swing by Butchers 2 Go – Magnetic Island and stock up before the pigs start asking for spa days.

04/06/2026

03/06/2026

🥩 Fresh Off the Truck from Charters Towers!
The weekly meat run has rolled onto the island and mate… it’s a beauty.
We’ve got beef in all your favorite cuts — plus rump roasts so good they should come with a warning label.

And because we love you (and we love watching islanders sprint for a bargain):
🔥 10% off Porterhouse steaks
🔥 30% off Rump Roasts — yep, thirty. Not a typo.

This week’s lineup is looking very tasty:

Sweet chilli & red pepper beef sausages

Italian pork sausages

Pork loin chops

Diced goat

Eggs — because the chooks finally got their coffee machine working again and productivity is through the roof

Stock up before the specials vanish faster than seagulls stealing hot chips.

27/05/2026

Turns out our Black Angus from Ingham thought they could pull a fast one.
We spotted a few suspicious ears twitching in the sugar cane — and after a bit of hide‑and‑seek, we found them!
They’re back on the island now, looking smug and ready for the grill.

This week’s lineup at Butchers 2 Go – Magnetic Island:

Black Angus beef — all your favourite cuts, fresh and marbled to perfection

Goat — tender and ready for curry night

Lamb — because nothing beats a Sunday roast

Bacon — crispy, smoky, and dangerously addictive

Sadly, no eggs this week — the chooks are on strike.
Apparently, they’re refusing to lay until the coffee machine’s fixed.
We’re negotiating… but they’re holding firm. ☕🐔

26/05/2026

We have Black Angus coming in tomorrow!!!! Sourced straight out of Ingham.
No cows were abducted, probed, or teleported in the making of our meat — just ethically raised, grass‑fed legends.

20/05/2026

🥩 The Great Meat Migration Has Landed!
Sound the horns and rev the grills —
This week’s delivery roared off the barge like a biker gang on a protein mission.
The cows came in hot, the goat’s diced and ready, and the smallgoods are looking smug.

Here’s what’s rolling into Nelly Bay:

Tomahawk steaks — the kind of steak that makes your BBQ feel underdressed

T‑bone steaks — classic, juicy, and unapologetically thick

Diced boneless goat — perfect for curries that make your neighbours jealous

Smallgoods selection — snackable, stackable, and dangerously moreish

But… no lamb this week.
Apparently it heard the rumble of Harleys, got a tip‑off, and legged it faster than a tourist chasing the last ferry.

14/05/2026

Comparing apples to apples here. Actually, mince to mince. Our mince $18/kg the equivalent at Coles $25/kg. It's the same story across all our cuts of beef so come in and check it out and don't be like Daisy.
https://www.coles.com.au/product/coles-graze-grass-fed-no-added-hormone-beef-mince-500g-2820606
Here is the link if you want to check it out for youself.