Dj M JHR

15/05/2025

When I say
"Enjoy them while they're young.”
I'm not referring to your kids, I'm referring to your hips and knees.

13/05/2025

13/05/2025

When you're a kid, it makes you feel proud when someone says "Wow!
You've gotten so big since the last time I saw you!"
As an adult, not so much.

10/05/2025

Stop being ashamed of how many times you have fallen , and start being proud of how many times you have gotten back up

10/05/2025

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

10/05/2025

TODAY IS NATIONAL GREY HAIRED GRUMPY OLD MAN DAY AND I EXPECT RECOGNITION!😂😂

07/05/2025

Malti

07/05/2025

Football malti

06/05/2025

Sometimes the thoughts in my head get bored so they go out for a stroll through my mouth. This is rarely a good thing.

06/05/2025

85% of Americans don't know how to do basic math.
Thank God I'm part of the other 25%.

06/05/2025

I'm at the age where my mind believes I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, and my body possibly died in the Civil War...!