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Slim Butcher bringing quality meat, quality cuts at affordable prices.
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⏰️both shops open till 5pm today 9-2 tomorrow, All.these deals and more available 🚨MORE meat. MORE deals. MORE weight....
12/09/2026

⏰️both shops open till 5pm today 9-2 tomorrow,
All.these deals and more available 🚨
MORE meat. MORE deals. MORE weight. MORE transparency. ⚖️ We dont take ourselves seriously but we do our meat 🤣🤣
Because anyone can tell you it’s a bargain…
we’ll tell you exactly how many KGs are in it. 😉
No mystery weights. No smoke & mirrors.
Just a butcher selling proper meat, in proper weights, at proper prices. 🥩💙
That’s the difference between talking a good deal… and actually BUTCHERING one. 🔪😂

11/09/2026

🥩😂 FRIDAY NIGHT BUTCHER BANTER 😂🥩
Apparently steak tastes better when you call it “RESTAURANT GRADE” 👀🤣
Funny thing is… sometimes it comes off the same bloody delivery van 🚚😂😂
So tonight’s question…
🥩 Rare
🥩 Medium rare
🥩 Medium
🥩 Well done
🥩 Or “RESTAURANT GRADE” because apparently that’s a cooking temperature now 🤣🤣🤣
👇 COME ON… HOW DO YOU HAVE YOUR STEAK?
And yes… if you say cremated, we ARE judging you. 🔥😂

11/09/2026

At Slim Butcher we show the exact weight, contents, and price. ⚖️🥩
COMPARE THE WEIGHT.
COMPARE THE PRICE.
🥩 STEAK DEALS AVAILABLE IN BOTH SHOPS NOW!
Because a bargain should still add up. 🧮

09/09/2026

🚨 THE INNOVATOR DEAL 🚨
We innovate… they imitate 👀🤣
But can anyone IMITATE THIS DEAL?! 🥩🔥
Go on… we’ll wait. 😂
Follow Slim Butcher
👇 COMP IN THE COMMENTS 👇

😂🎒 THE KIDS ARE BACK AT SCHOOL… SO. WE’VE DONE SOMETHING STUPID! 🤦‍♀️ 🥓 2KG BACON🌭 1KG SAUSAGES ...
06/09/2026

😂🎒 THE KIDS ARE BACK AT SCHOOL… SO. WE’VE DONE SOMETHING STUPID! 🤦‍♀️
🥓 2KG BACON🌭 1KG SAUSAGES
💰 ONLY £20!!
AND WE’LL GIVE YOU FREE... 👀👇
🐔 1.2KG CHICKEN BREAST FREE 🎁
🍖 A GAMMON JOINT FREE 🎁
🤯 YEP… ALL THAT FOR £20! 🔥🔥
Starts tomorrow at 8am 7th sep.. whilst lasts
Basically, you feed the family and we make absolutely f**k all. 😂🤣
🏷️ Tag a parent still financially recovering from the 6 weeks holidays 😭💸
📲 SHARE IT QUICK before Stuart finds the calculator! 🧮😳🏃‍♂️💨
💙 HASTINGS — WE’RE OPENING SOON! 🔜🥩
🚫 No “WHEN ARE YOU OPENING?” comments please 😂 — as soon as we have the date, YOU’LL KNOW! 📣🤣
🔥🥓🌭

05/09/2026

🚨🎉 SIRLOIN STEAK DEAL🎉🚨
... Only available for 2 days..
Lancing & Eastbourne 8am-5pm
Come on Brighton 👏👌🎊

04/09/2026

🥩😂 FRIDAY NIGHT BANTER 😂🥩
They say KARMA’S A B**CH…
We say she’s actually a lovely lady…
she just keeps receipts. 🧾😂
So tonight’s question…
👇 WHAT’S THE FUNNIEST BIT OF KARMA YOU’VE EVER WITNESSED? 👇
Could be an ex…
A boss…
A neighbour…
That mate who said “watch this” 3 seconds before disaster 😂
⚠️ NO NAMES — we don’t need solicitors ruining our weekend 🤣
Best one in the comments wins absolutely nothing…
Except the warm fuzzy feeling of knowing karma did the job for you. 😂🥩

04/09/2026

🥩💥 NEW TO SLIM BUTCHER? CHECK THIS OUT… 💥🥩
🔥 3 FOR £20 — MIX & MATCH 🔥
Pick ANY 3 family trays for just £20 🙌 Always AVAILABLE 7 DAYS a week..
Beef 🥩 Chicken 🍗 Pork 🐷 Lamb 🐑 Sausages 🌭 & more!
Mix, match, fill the fridge and feed the family.
3 trays. £20. Simple.
Welcome to the madness 😂💙
👀 Watch the Reel to see what you can choose!


👇 TAG SOMEONE who hasn’t discovered our 3 for £20!

02/09/2026

🎉🎊 CONGRATULATIONS 🎊🎉 Aimee Roy Oliver Blackmore Corrine Hayler Faye Madeline
You have all won a £25 voucher for a shop of your choice.. SEND US A MESSAGE TO CLAIM your prize 🎉🎊👏👏
Fancy winning one of our prizes.... check out our page and see the last reel, you legends 👏❤️💓👌

02/09/2026

🐔 OPEN THE FLOOD GATES! 🌊🥩
Forget the meat deal for a second… can we all just appreciate Chloe’s absolutely flawless chicken impression?! 😂🐔
Someone get that girl a part on Countryfile immediately.
Anyway… back to the meat 😂
💥 £45 gets you the deal PLUS a ridiculous pile of FREE meat!
And remember… they might be wet in other shops… NOT IN OUR NEW SHOPS 👀🌊😂
Tag someone who needs to hear Chloe’s chicken impression because we cannot be the only ones suffering. 🐔🤣

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Brassey Parade, Hampden Park, Queens Road, Lancing
East Sussex
BN229NH&BN159BA

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 5pm
Tuesday 8am - 5pm
Wednesday 8am - 5pm
Thursday 8am - 5pm
Friday 8am - 5pm
Saturday 8am - 5pm
Sunday 9am - 2pm

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