男を一番理解している救世主

01/07/2015

Fikar to teri aaj bhi hai..
Par zikar krne ko mann nhi krta !!

05/05/2015

Bas Mein Bethi Ek Ladki Ki T-Shirt Pe Car Bani Hui Thi. Uske Saath Chota Bachha Baitha Use Dekh Raha Tha.
Ladki Bachche Ko Dekhte Hue Muskura Ke Boli: Car Chalani Hai Kya?
Bachcha: Nahi Car Toh Nahi Chalani, Par Agar Aap Ki Ijazat Ho Toh Horn Baja Loon

05/05/2015

Friend 1: Kal Meri Girlfriend Ka Birthday Hai, Uske Haath Main Kya Gift Dun?
Friend 2: Apna De De!!!
Friend 1: Mazaak Mat Kar Yaar, Koi Badi Cheez Bata.
Friend 2: Toh Mera De De!

05/05/2015

Ek Psychologist Ne Ladko Aur Ladkiyon Ke Dimag Mein Kya Chalta Hai Iske Baare Mein Detail Mein Research Ki Aur Ye Result Nikaala...

Female Brain:
10% - Jewellery
30% - Shopping
25% - Money
20% - Enjoyment
14% - Kitchen Care
1% - Deni Hai

Male Brain:
96% - Leni hai...
1% - Kaise Leni Hai...
1% - Kiski Leni Hai...
1% - Kab Leni hai

11/10/2014

Read in one post
Touching Story
After 2 years of break up....!
I found a msg in my inbox...
Dat msg was my her...
She wrote....
Hw s u dear .
Are u fyn....
My first expression after
reading dat.....was
shocking.....
The girl.....whom i never
want 2 remember.....Ha s
messaged me......!
Whole past get splashed
inside my mind,
The time....We had spent
2gether.....
That time....
Whn we dreamt of our
beautiful future. .
The time......whn she said
me,
Baby......we ll prove dis
world.....that true love really
exists.......:' (
I just started crying.....by
remembering that.....
and suddenly i go pass by
her profile......,
There i saw......
Her status.....
It was written that.
''In a relationship"
with....Name of dat guy.....
And saw her whole profile.....
It was seem like....she loved
that guy vry much....
But i wanted to tell her.......
That how much i love her......
but, now the time had changed....
My hand went to keyboard. .
fingers on the keys.....
I wrote.....
Shona, nyc 2 see u happy
with him.....!
With smiling smiley......
And give her blessings...For
her relation...she too
wanted 2 say smthing.....!
But i knw.........I shud
escape frm her lyf......
As i dnt want.....tht our
past splashes her new relation,
I simply said......
Wow, nyc 2 see ur
msg....m f9 and vry happy
with my new gf......
Although i knw,
i shud nt spoke tht lie.....
Bt 2day also her
happiness...... Is my first
preference
Yes shona.,
my heart still beats 4 u shona

11/10/2014

Two minutes silence for all the girls keeping Karwa Chauth for their boyfriends who will not marry them in future :p

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28/02/2014

GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful' Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too" & BOY to another boy: "You are handsome" Other boy: "Muuh me lele fir?"

26/02/2014

Do read :p " Tortoise and a Rabbit wrote an entrance exam, . Tortoise got 80%, . Rabbit got 81%. . . Both went 4 admission to an engineering college, . Cut off needed was 85%. . Rabbit didn't get admission but the tortoise got admission. . How ? . . You remember when we were in the 1st std the tortoise won a race . . . . Sports quota 5% marks extra !!! " :p
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25/12/2013

For All The Singles Out There ;)

24/12/2013

An Eve with Ur Love Makes everythng :)

24/12/2013

18/12/2013

Hi
My Wedding date is fixed.
26th January 2014 ....
Sarvodaya Hall, Shavaji Park,
Dadar west, Mumbai at 4:30 pm followed by
reception from 7:30 pm onwards ...
I will send invites later....
Please come, ur presence is needed ..
No gifts no presents only ur presence and well
wishes ...
Aise bolke Chintu ki GF chintu ko chor ke Chali
gayee...
Jaane do usko .
Apne ko kya Lena dena.