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Amalipilira ana ochuluka school fees,adalitsaso amayi ochuluka ndi ndalama yoyambira business kudzera kubungwe lawo la S...
10/08/2025

Amalipilira ana ochuluka school fees,adalitsaso amayi ochuluka ndi ndalama yoyambira business kudzera kubungwe lawo la SOFF koma amaoneka kuti ndimunthu opanda matukutuku samafuna kubwera poyera.

Ndi bosslady

Boma ndi lomweli!!!!!

Mwamvetsetsa kapena timalizitse kujambula?
08/08/2025

Mwamvetsetsa kapena timalizitse kujambula?

Aumvere fungo
08/08/2025

Aumvere fungo

Ma idyables
08/08/2025

Ma idyables

Auntie Tio with her child.
08/08/2025

Auntie Tio with her child.

08/08/2025

Time to joke ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

1. Girls will wear pant and bra in public
swimming pool but they will quickly cover their
body with wrapper when you want to enter
their room
Nonsense ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
2. I helped one lady to carry a 20litre jerrican
full of water up to 4th Floor, She was like
"thanks alot, just put it down there at the door,
my boyfriend is inside he will come and carry it
inside"
I carried it back downstairs...
i don't tolerate Nonsense!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
3. Because they call you phone engineer you
are now wearing helmet to repair phone
What's your aim oga??๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
4. While your mother is praying that you should
have a long life, you're in your boyfriend's
house shouting ''Ooohh yes!!! baby kill me''
My sister you are wasting your mother's
prayers.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
5. A n***a will spend hours in the gym just to
build up muscle like a wrestler. Then one
skinny girl will push him on the bed with just
one finger and he will fall and be smiling like a
fool๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
6. If a girl is staring at you there are only 2
possibilities...
She is interested
In you!
Or
She is farting slowly....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

7. One Kiss On Her Neck & She's breathing Like
a hair dryer
Women are dramatic ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
8. **Turn to ur neighbour and say*
*NEIGHBOUR* .....
*Shout it loud* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*Shout it louder* *NEIGHBOUR.....*
*next month I must buy*
*knockout**๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
9. Who else noticed this? Yoruba people shout
on phone, Igbo people lie on phone, while
Hausa people always call the wrong numbER. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
10.after readin dis jokes, ur pocket sha neva dry

I am Okoro Obina โฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธโฃ๏ธ

Malawian Tengetenge
08/08/2025

Malawian Tengetenge

๐Ÿšจ KU KENYA KWALOWA MULIRI WA MA HALF PETTICOAT Akazi a m'dziko la Kenya ayambiranso kutchena ma half petticoat. Chobvala...
08/08/2025

๐Ÿšจ KU KENYA KWALOWA MULIRI WA MA HALF PETTICOAT

Akazi a m'dziko la Kenya ayambiranso kutchena ma half petticoat. Chobvala ichi chinkamuwonetsa mzimayi kuti ndi mzimayi kalelo koma pang'ono pang'ono chinayamba kutuluka mu fashion, ndipo omwe ankapitiriza kubvala ankaoneka otsalira.

Tikunena pano ma company opanga ma Kamisi alengeza kuti malonda awo akuyenda bwino Kwambiri ndipo ntchito zopanga chobvala chimenechi zipitilira kuyenda bwino.

Tsopano pompano tiyambanso kuwona azimayi athu Kumalawi Kuno akubvala zimenezi.

Azimayi omwe muli pano, Kodi m***a kuyambiranso kubvala izizi kuti musangalatse mwamuna wanu?

You told your wife๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is  a so|dier. ๐Ÿ‘ฎ...
08/08/2025

You told your wife๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿฆฐ that you were going to work but you went to her best friend's house whose husband is a so|dier. ๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
Her husband comes back and you hurried|y hid under the bed ๐Ÿ›๏ธ
The so|dier sends his wife off to the market while you are sti|| hiding under the bรชd. you overhear him inviting a |ady over the phone.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

The lady comes and shรดrt|y after his wife comes knรดcking citing that her c|othes are sta!ned and she wants to change them๐Ÿฅบ

Before the soldier husband opened the door. He tells the lady to hide under the bed.

Now, the lady who comes face to face with you under the bรชd turns out to be your wรฎfe๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ and both of you are |ooking at each other under the bed like rรฃbbits without saying a word.๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

In school, We call it REUNION
In social gatherings, we call it GET TOGETHER
In Mathematics, we call it Simultaneous Equation
In Psychology, we call it "what goes around comes around"
In Chemistry, we called it chain reaction
In Economics, we call it demand and supply
In Physics, we call it nuclear fusion! In Agriculture we call it crop rotation ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜…
In English we call it coincidence ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
In government we call it check and balance ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿค“
In food and nutrition we call it balance diet ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜

May the phone of those who skรฎp after reading without lรฎking and commenting and shรฃring fall into a bรฃsin of water๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Dรณn't forget to follow this page for more gists๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿฝ

Akulu aja mwanayi amangomuchedwetsa
06/08/2025

Akulu aja mwanayi amangomuchedwetsa

Malo awa ukakhala osakonda kudya umadya osati sewelo
06/08/2025

Malo awa ukakhala osakonda kudya umadya osati sewelo

Dolo amavotera Chakwera. Zitukuko si nkhani, miseu yolimba. Si ena aja amangozira.
06/08/2025

Dolo amavotera Chakwera.

Zitukuko si nkhani, miseu yolimba. Si ena aja amangozira.

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