03/05/2026
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1. Nobody keeps a seçrët than a Nigerian guy travelling abroad for the very first time... the fēar of Village people is the beginning of wisdom😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
2. Somebody said short people are product of One round,.. is it true?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
3. Employer will be holding your CV, Birth Certificate, Health Report, School Certificate and still be asking you "tell me about yourself"..
Me: I'm a r@pist sir... Nøñsense 😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
4. But reason with me o... If God approved long distance relātionship, He would have placed Adam and Eve in different gardens.😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
5. Some sisters will get mārried in June and by August, they'll start giving marital advice... If I sound u ehn😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
6. If your parents named you LUCKY, just know that you esçaped Abōrtiön.. yeh! who stone me?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
7.Nobody says you shouldn't be fat, Buh pls be fat and rich.. Don't come and squēeze people inside Keke and still pay #50😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
8. Ladies pls sháve your ármpits, stop covering them with a laughing emoji when taking a selfie.. This is New Week😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
9. You're shy to remøve your sister's pänt from drying line when it's about to rain, Buh you can remøve the pānt of someone's sister with your teeth abi?.. Heaven knows you are mâd😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
10. If you're always happy in a relatioñship, then you are nothing but a side chiçk.. main chiçk don't always have peace of mind... who knøck me nah?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
11. Nigerians will travel abroad for a week, take 2000+ pictures, come back to 9ja and start posting it small small for 3 years..
smh😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
12. We are slowly lōsing our culture in Nigeria and it's giving me a lot of concern... Imagine a man washed his hands after eating Puff-Puff instead of rubbing it on his head😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
13. Whenever she comes online and say "who mïssed me?", Then know that the Abōrtiön was successful.. yeh!!!😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
14. By now, someone's future wife is lyīng on another guy's bed scrêåming "baby eat me like indomie"... Cynthia come and bêt with me, if u make heaven call me bàstārd 😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
15. Up till today, nobody has explained to me why I wrote Junior WAEC😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
16. You called me with a private number and expect me to speak first? we'll do breáthing competītion till your airtime finīsh... you think you mād abi😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
17. If you think money is the only thing that changes people, my brother you haven't come across the person in charge of Food and Drinks at a ceremony, you can even prōstrate just to get a can of malt😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
✍️✍️ Daniel Michael okon
18. Ladies if you pay rent alone but your man comes over, walks around nãkêd, eats all your food... that's not a man, that's a Rat!😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
19. On Jūdgêmeñt day, about 10,000 angels should be on standby in order to separate fīght between White Men and Yahóó boys..😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
20. 90% of girls on Facebøøk are so beautiful but only on Facebøøk... if you meet them in person, you'll repent.... don't comman insült me oo😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
21. You want to know your wife's seçrët?, call your neighbour's wife a prøstitúte then you'll see revelation😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
22. It's not all about being cute and having Swāg.. The question is 'Do u av SEÑSË?😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
23. You can't expect her to quickly reply your "how are you" while another guy is asking her "what's your account number"... My brother, stop joking😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
24. Tissue papers are made for girls... Real men use Newspapers, Calendars and empty bag of Cement.... if u knw u knw😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
25. Do you know that if electriçity stays more than 12hours without blinking in Nigeria, Neighbours will run outside to ask each other"what's wrøng with NEPA?"😂😅😂🤣😁🤣
26. After your phone battery dīes, you sit down to plan your life and then Boom! NEPA brings back the light.. plan súspended.. you're one of our prøblems
Bonus: In my village, the population is always the same because whenever a girl gets belle, a guy leaves for the city...😪😣
It took me hours to make this... Show me love pls😂😅😂🤣😁🤣🙄😂🙄😂😆😆😆😆😃😃😃😄😅😅😆😆
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