01/08/2025
A young man moved into my street with his Sugar Mummy. Nearly everyone in the area knew about it; he drives her to work and returns to carrying younger girls when the woman isn't around.
Very fine guy I must confess. He's got style and just about the right kind of drip that'll easily sweep a lady off her feet. I bet he does the other job so well too, due to the way he flexes his muscles, or maybe that's a camouflage, I wouldn't know. But one thing stood out, the guy is fine and has a cute haircut, well-set dentition with a good sense of dress, and smells nice, courtesy of Aza Mama.
I'm an indoor person, you only find me outside when I'm heading out and I don't sit to gist, just helo, before you can blink, I don hop front of Keke dey go my way, so I don't keep up with the happenings in the compound and area.
Didn't even know the man lived with an older woman until the day he approached me.
As I no dey use eye see fine man with beards, he stopped me one of the evening on my way back from work, I was already blushing as I saw him coming.
Hey beaurifullll! My name is Okechukwu. I just moved into this neighborhood from Abuja. Mind if I have your number? I admire you a lot.
My legs were shaking already, I too, I admire you, I said in my mind while facing the ground and using my leg to scrub an imaginary dirt on the floor like a teenager being wooed by her crush.
Talk never go anywhere when I heard a semi masculine voice from behind, Okechukwu, Okechukwu, you don wash the car, fiaaaam! Flying slippers landed on my guy's face.
Before I could turn, another one came flying past my ear tawaaaii, nearly Dem for commot my ear like Marcus own for Bible. In my very before, I saw my crush running like a toddler.
The woman stood before me like Goliath stood before David, y'all needed to see me looking like a grasshopper with my 5.5ft height. Mummy shift back small, they don't use to look at me like that at home, I muttered under my breath.
It was later that I heard that