27/02/2026
1. π Children of nowadays can't even study with candle, during our time we studied using thunder lightening β‘β‘ once it flashes, 3 page doneπππππ
2. π Wrestling is ΓΌsΓ©less and confusing, how can people without trousers fight for a beltπππ
3. πThe way Nigerian girls love money ehn, I'm telling you.
You'll get angry and tell a Girl, " Go to hell." She will look at you and be like.. "I don't have transport fare"ππ
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4. π€£A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband: You white, me white. Why is baby black?
Wife: You hot, me hot. SΓ«x hot, baby burnt! π
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5. π€£When you start making money you will understand that weekend is not for washing clothes ππ
6. π€£ After a hot slap from from Mom. She will be like "I will not touch you until your dad returns. Abeg is that slap for registration?πππ
7. π€£A real sugar must be fat if he is slim he is sugar cane ππππ
8.π€£I hate carelessness, we are fighting and you have are pressing my neck, π what if I d!e.πππ
9. π€£I was watching one American film yesterday night with my dad and mum. As we were watching the film, a young boy of my age started romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other and when the guy's hand crossed the girl's private part, I looked straight at my dad and noticed that his eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes in the filmπ², even though I knew my dad wanted me to leave the parlour at once. I didn't care. They were still kissing, this time hotter, then they both fell on the bed and the guy was about to open the girl's brΓ . My dad looked at me with red eyes and shouted "buike have you ironed the car? I replied "yes sir I even spread it on the rope π€£π€£ππππ
10.π€£ I will name my daughter pregnant so that when people ask of her name she will be like " oh am pregnant" ππππ the boy go nah runπ€£
11.π Cutie I just made you smile coz you deserve to smile, and it will be unfair if you go without following my page π lancuiser π