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27/11/2025

Afternoon jokes 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣 🀣
1. Am not always comfortable staying with short girls, what if I step on their head and they dieπŸ‘ΉπŸ˜…πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£

2. Married woman should stop posting beautiful pictures on social media. Why advertising goods that are no longer in the market πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† 🚢🚢🚢

3. Do you know that the meaning of NIN is Nigeria Is Nonsense!
Am still waiting for them to block my SIMπŸ€“πŸ€“

4. Why Nigeria maths teachers are always uglyπŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰
With their face like quadratic equationπŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡
🀧🀧🀧🀧🀧🀧🀧

5. Welcome to Nigeria, where you will see a mad man controlling traffic, and normal people are obeying πŸ™†πŸ™†πŸƒπŸ˜†πŸ˜­. Confuse country πŸ˜›πŸ˜›. Who slapped me?πŸ™„

7. If i promised to stand by you...Abeg no vex, I want to sit down, Leg don dey pain meπŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί
🀧🀧🀧🀧🀧🀧🀧🀧🀧

8. πŸ‘Ά:dad why do people uses condoms
πŸ‘¨:To avoid things like youπŸ™†πŸΎβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€£πŸ€£

9.. Having a short girl in bed will always be funny to me 'cause when you lift her leg it will always be like you're changing a baby's diaper. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

10 Wen a Jehovah witness man
Want to have s*x with his wife
He will be like sister Esther
Open your umbrella let Jehovah have his way πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜† follow for more

1)I was watching a comedy on my phone In the church during deliverance section and i laugh out loud. Now ushers are hold...
25/11/2025

1)I was watching a comedy on my phone In the church during deliverance section and i laugh out loud. Now ushers are holding me, pastor is asking me "Who are you in this body?"*

*Which kind wahala be this 😩

2)I would really love to take at least 4 people from this group out for dinner today*πŸ˜ƒ
*But my problem now is, Can they drink garri in public?*πŸ˜πŸ™†πŸƒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈπŸƒπŸΌβ€β™‚οΈ

3) Until a man oats your bride price, you're still singleπŸ˜› Some engagements are subscriptions to free browsing πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ

4) U won collect bread on credit... u still dey ask if na today own 🍞

πŸ™„πŸ˜’πŸ€£

5) Aunty So for fornication u get mind dey bill person 50k habaπŸ™„πŸ˜’
Something wey God go still punish person for

6) I thought I know all se.x style*
*Which one is baby stand as if you want to vote for whitemoney πŸ™†*

7)At the age of 18, you are using Gennicure 4 4 2 and La Vet to make it tight, my sister; at the age of 25, I think you would have to use safety pins and super glueπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

8)E be like say we go restart this month oo , I don do small mistake*

9)So you and your 90k dog never see food chop since morning πŸ€£πŸ’”*

10)After breaking your heart, I will still check on you , because doctors check on their patients 🀣*

11)On judgement day I don't want to stress God;*

*Once I just hear my name, I will humbly start walking towards the direction of Hell until God calls me back 😩*

12)Another year is about to end and someone is still shortπŸ˜‚πŸ’”*

13)Are you going through alot? Pls go through it, its your turn.*

*And if you're asking "God why me?" Abeg who should it be then?πŸ™„*

14)Na When You Enter University You Go Know Say You Only Fine For Una AreaπŸ˜†* πŸ˜†

15)As u dey advice me,Try dey do Transfer*😏😏

*E no easy to turn a new leaf*



16)them say make I come buy Eye glasses for 75k.*πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„
*Wetin I wan See again wey jagaban government never show me*πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

17)Am single and still the government is not even doing anything about it* πŸ˜’β˜ΉοΈ

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23/11/2025

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Reasons why there can't be superheros in Nigeria πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
22/11/2025

Reasons why there can't be superheros in Nigeria πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

RealπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ˜πŸ€—
22/11/2025

RealπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ˜πŸ€—

22/11/2025

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22/11/2025

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