16/05/2025
1: A man was so jealøus of his newly
born baby that he put poisøn on the wife's
nīpples
while she was asleep. The next day their
driver
dīed of poisøning. 🤣🤣🤣
2: A man is dyīng of cāncer, but keeps
telling
people he is dyīng of AĪDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, "so that when I am dēad,
no one will slēep with your mum."🤣🤣🤣
3: A lady løst three pānties in her house
and blāmed her māid in front of the husband. Maid
said "sir. you are my wītness you know I
Nevēr wear panties!"🤣🤣
4: Couple is having a quīckie and their 6
year old cātches them. Son says: "What are you
doing?" Ask the son. Father: "I’m putting
petrol in
your Mom." Son: " Which means Mom’s
engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. James
just put some in yesterday!" Mother fainted!!!!🤣🤣🤣
5: A man went to the pub with his wife.
When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prøstitute approached his wife & whispered, "You
must DEMAND cash BEFØRE s£×, I know him he doesn't pay. 🤣🤣🤣
6: An 8 year old boy is accūsed of rāp£.
In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as
evidence saying, "Your Honour see this, can he rāp£ with this tiny tot? "The boy whispers,
"Don't shake it, we'll lose the case!"🤣🤣🤣
It is good to attend courts walai 😂😆🤣