GabeZilla's Kitchen

05/31/2026

🌶️🔥 FRESH BATCH NIGHT IS BACK 🔥🌶️
The chopping starts Wednesday night, and fresh batches will be ready for pickup Thursday through the weekend.
If you've been waiting for salsa, now's the time to get your order in.

Available this batch:

✨ 208 Expedition Mild – A true mild salsa with smooth, authentic flavor and only the slightest touch of heat.

🌶️ 505 New Mexico Gold – The original recipe that started it all, perfectly balanced with rich flavor and a warm, satisfying heat.

🔥 303 Mile High Heat – Bold flavor with elevated heat and a slow-building finish that keeps you coming back for more.

Made fresh to order.
Small batch.
Real ingredients.
No sitting on shelves.

🥄 Pints — $8 🥄 Quarts — $15

Last few batches have gone FAST, and once orders start stacking up, availability disappears quickly.

Comment below,
send a Messenger message,

or text for fastest response: 📱 208-329-8288

Let's make this weekend a little more flavorful. 🌶️🔥

05/21/2026

🔥 FINAL CALL — SOLD OUT EXCEPT ONE 🔥

Alright everybody… this batch is basically gone. 🌶️

Every container is spoken for — labeled, counted, and set aside for pickup/delivery.

The only thing left:

🔥 ONE QUART of 303 Mile High Heat 🔥

That’s it. Once it’s claimed, we are completely SOLD OUT until the next batch.

🌶️ 303 Mile High Heat – Bold flavor with elevated heat and a slow-building finish that keeps you coming back for more.

🥄 Quart — $15

If you want
it, don’t wait. First come, first served.
Comment below, message on Messenger, or text immediately: 📱 208-329-8288
When it’s gone… it’s gone. 🔥

05/20/2026

🔥 IT'S GETTING HOT IN THE KITCHEN AS WE SPEAK 🔥

The batches are rolling and we are ALMOST SOLD OUT already. 🌶️

Limited availability left in:

✨ 208 Expedition Mild – A true mild salsa with smooth, authentic flavor and only the slightest touch of heat.

🌶️ 505 New Mexico Gold – The original recipe that started it all, perfectly balanced with rich flavor and a warm, satisfying heat.

🔥 303 Mile High Heat – Bold flavor with elevated heat and a slow-building finish that keeps you coming back for more.
Fresh. Small-batch. Made to order.

🥄 Pints — $8
🥄 Quarts — $15

If you want salsa for Memorial Weekend, NOW is the time to lock it in before the remaining spots are gone.

Comment below, hit Messenger, or text for fastest response: 📱 208-329-8288
Once these batches are spoken for… that’s it. 🔥

05/18/2026

🇺🇸🔥 MEMORIAL WEEKEND SALSA DROP 🔥🇺🇸
Alright everybody… I’m going ALL IN on this batch. 🌶️
Last drop sold out before it was even made, so this week I’m firing up BIG batches for Memorial Weekend because the weather’s looking beautiful, the grills are coming out, and people are getting together. 🍔🌭☀️

This is the weekend for:
🔥 backyard BBQs
🔥 family parties
🔥 lake days
🔥 camping trips
🔥 good food with good people

GabeZilla’s Kitchen is showing up heavy for all of it.
Fresh small-batch salsa being made Wednesday and ready for pickup/delivery Thursday:

✨ 208 Expedition Mild – Crafted in Coeur d’Alene, this true mild salsa whispers with flavor, capturing the essence of Idaho’s wild beauty.

🌶 505 New Mexico Gold – A smooth, flavorful salsa that stays true to its New Mexican roots with the perfect balance of heat.

🔥 303 Mile High Heat – Born in Denver, this fiery blend brings the heat to new heights!
Made fresh to order.
Bold flavor.
Real ingredients.
No sitting on shelves.

Pints — $8
Quarts — $15

I’m making extra this time, but once people start locking in orders, it goes FAST.

If you want salsa for Memorial Weekend, NOW is the time.

Comment below, hit Messenger, or text me directly for fastest response: 📱 208-329-8288
Let’s make this a weekend full of good food, sunshine, freedom, friends, family… and salsa.

05/15/2026

🔥 303 Mile High Heat is back by request 🔥
Authentic small-batch salsa made fresh to order with bold flavor and serious heat.
People keep calling it: 🌶️ “The best salsa I’ve ever had.” 🌶️ “Addictive.” 🌶️ “Packed with flavor.”
🥄 Pints $8 🥄 Quarts $15
Orders are always open.
Comment below, message on Messenger, or text for fastest response: 📱 208-329-8288
✨ 208 Expedition Mild 🌶️ 505 New Mexico Gold 🔥 303 Mile High Heat

01/30/2026

🏈💙💚🌶 SEAHAWKS SUPER BOWL SALSA DROP — GABEZILLA’S KITCHEN 🌶💚💙🏈

The Seahawks are headed to the Super Bowl and the Inland Northwest is backing them the right way — with real, handcrafted, small-batch salsa.

I’m handcrafting a BIG Super Bowl batch THIS SUNDAY, and orders are officially open now. Once these batches are spoken for, that’s it — no last-minute miracles.

✅ Order now
✅ Salsa will be ready for pickup Sunday evening through the week
✅ You’re set well before kickoff

Signature Flavors for the Super Bowl drop:

🌶 The Original 505 New Mexico Gold — smooth, balanced, Southwest gold
🔥The Heat 303 Mile High Heat — bold heat for real fans
⭐ The Mild 208 Expedition Mild — crowd-friendly, full flavor, zero boring

If you’re hosting, bringing food, or just making sure your game-day spread represents — don’t wait. These batches will fill.

📲 How to order:
• Comment below or message me
• Text: 208-329-8288

Born in New Mexico. Sharpened in Colorado. Made right here in the Inland Northwest.
This isn’t grocery-store salsa — it’s GabeZilla’s Kitchen.
🏈🌶 Team Mild, Team Gold, or Team Heat — what’s hitting your Super Bowl table?

12/13/2025

12/11/2025

🔥 GabeZilla’s Kitchen – Handcrafted Small-Batch Goodness Is Ready! 🔥

I’ve got a fresh batch of heat, flavor, and wellness ready to go — perfect timing as cold and flu season hits hard. Small batches only, so once they’re gone, that’s it until the next run.

🌶 Salsa Drop — 2 Quarts Each Available:
⭐️ 208 Expedition Mild – Smooth, flavorful, clean, and easy to crush by the bowl.
🌶 505 New Mexico Gold – A warm, golden medium with that New Mexico depth and character.
🔥 303 Mile High Heat – Bold, deep, and carrying that signature creeper heat.

💰 Salsa Pricing:
• $15 per quart

🌿 Tinctures Available:
🍇 Eelderberry Tincture – Rich, dark berries layered with cinnamon and a soft hint of vanilla. Comforting, smooth, and crafted to support your seasonal wellness.
🌱 Echinacea Tincture – Earthy, bright, and strengthening. A trusted herbal boost when you need a little extra reinforcement.

💰 Tincture Pricing:
• $20 for 1 bottle (2oz dropper)
• $35 for 2 bottles

⚖️ Note: These tinctures are made to support your wellness routine, not to diagnose or treat any condition.

📍 Porch pickup available
📲 Text 208-329-8288
💬 Message me
👇 Or drop a comment below

🔥 GabeZilla’s Kitchen — Bold flavors. Honest ingredients. Wellness with bite. 🔥

11/27/2025

People we love so much are facing unimaginable battles and heartache. If you feel called to help someone this holiday season, please consider donating. I love this family so incredibly much💔 Please pray for comfort, peace, and quality time for them to spend together.

11/14/2025

🌿 GabeZilla’s Kitchen Tinctures! Round 2! 🌿

Cold and flu season just hit! Some harder than others, and our handcrafted small-batch tinctures are ready to help you stay ahead. There’s a limited number so get your tinctures now. Porch pickup available

✨ Elderberry Tincture – Deep berry richness infused with warm cinnamon and a kiss of vanilla. Smooth, bold, and comforting — immune support that tastes as good as it feels.

🌱 Echinacea Tincture – Bright, earthy, and protective. Root and flower combine to create a powerful herbal ally that fortifies and energizes when you need it most.

💰 Pricing:
• $20 for 1 bottle (2oz dropper)
• $35 for 2

⚖️ Note: These tinctures are designed to support your health during the season. We cannot promise outcomes or claim to treat ailments — they are crafted to aid in your pursuit of wellness.

📲 Text 208-329-8288
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💭 Drop a comment below

GabeZilla’s Kitchen – Bold flavors. Honest ingredients. Wellness with bite.