Crazy Chicken Lady

09/07/2026

👀🐔🇺🇸 𝗣𝗦𝗦𝗦𝗧… 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗜𝗩𝗔𝗦 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗨𝗣 𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗜𝗥 𝗙𝗘𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗦…

Apparently they have a little something planned for Labor Day. 🤫🇺🇸

I tried to tell y’all more, but apparently I’ve been told to 𝗛𝗨𝗦𝗛! 🤐🐔😂

So that’s all I’m allowed to say tonight…

👀🇺🇸 𝗪𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗣𝗢𝗦𝗧 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗪 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚!

You’re going to want to 𝗽𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 to this one… 👀🐔🇺🇸

09/06/2026

🥚 SUNDAY MORNING EGG CHECK! 🐔💗

The stand is OPEN & STOCKED this morning! 🙌

Still available:
🥚 2 dozen Regular — $5/dozen
🌱 10 dozen Soy-Free — $8/dozen
🐣 15 dozen Quail — $4/dozen

📍 Self-serve • Open 24/7
💵 Cash or Venmo

Come see what the divas left for you! 😂🐔

👇 I’ll update inventory in the comments throughout the day!

🐔🥚 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗚𝗚 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣! 🥚🐔

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬 𝗡𝗢𝗪! 🎉🙌

No need to wait until 9 AM this morning — if you’re up and moving, 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗬! 😂🐔🥚

🥚 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬’𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗞:

🐔 𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 — 𝟴 𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻 • $𝟱/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🐔 𝗦𝗼𝘆-𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 — 𝟭𝟮 𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻 • $𝟴/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🐦 𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — 𝟭𝟱 𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻 • $𝟰/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🦆 𝗗𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗟𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝘁𝗼𝗼! 😂🦆

🎉 𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬!

🥚 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 #𝟭 — 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗦 + 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬

Buy any 𝟮 𝗗𝗢𝗭𝗘𝗡 at regular price:

🐔 𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 — $𝟱/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🐔 𝗦𝗼𝘆-𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 — $𝟴/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🦆 𝗗𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — $𝟳/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻

𝗠𝗜𝗫 & 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗩𝗘!

Then add 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗝𝗮𝗺, 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗮 & 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 $𝟴! (Regularly $10.) 🌶️🍓🔥

👉 𝗧𝗛𝗘 $𝟴 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗨𝗖𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 — eggs are purchased at their regular prices.

🐦 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 #𝟮 — 𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗜𝗟 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗦

🎉 𝟯 𝗗𝗢𝗭𝗘𝗡 𝗙𝗢𝗥 $𝟭𝟬!
(Regularly $4/dozen.)

🍂 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗦:

🍇 𝗦𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗝𝗮𝗺
🌶️ 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗛𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗝𝗮𝗺
🍐 𝗖𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗝𝗮𝗺

🎉 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗦 𝗥𝗨𝗡 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬!

While supplies last, of course — the Divas refuse to sign any production guarantees. 😂🐔🤦🏼‍♀️

📍 𝟯𝟱𝟬𝟴 𝗦 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗱 𝟭𝟭𝟴𝟮 • 𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱
💵 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝗿 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼 • 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺
⏰ 𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 • 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝟮𝟰/𝟳

🐔🥚 𝗪𝗘’𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 — 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗬! 🎉

09/05/2026

🐔🥚 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗘𝗚𝗚 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣! 🥚🐔

𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗚𝗘𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬 𝗡𝗢𝗪! 🎉🙌

No need to wait until 9 AM this morning — if you’re up and moving, 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗬! 😂🐔🥚

🥚 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬’𝗦 𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗞:

🐔 𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 — 𝟴 𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻 • $𝟱/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🐔 𝗦𝗼𝘆-𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 — 𝟭𝟮 𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻 • $𝟴/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🐦 𝗤𝘂𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — 𝟭𝟱 𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻 • $𝟰/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🦆 𝗗𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗮𝗿𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗹𝘆 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝘆 𝗻𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗮 𝗟𝗮𝗯𝗼𝗿 𝗗𝗮𝘆 𝗯𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝘁𝗼𝗼! 😂🦆

🎉 𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗦 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧 𝗧𝗢𝗗𝗔𝗬!

🥚 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 #𝟭 — 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗦 + 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬

Buy any 𝟮 𝗗𝗢𝗭𝗘𝗡 at regular price:

🐔 𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 — $𝟱/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🐔 𝗦𝗼𝘆-𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 — $𝟴/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🦆 𝗗𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — $𝟳/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻

𝗠𝗜𝗫 & 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗩𝗘!

Then add 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗝𝗮𝗺, 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗮 & 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 $𝟴! (Regularly $10.) 🌶️🍓🔥

👉 𝗧𝗛𝗘 $𝟴 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗨𝗖𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 — eggs are purchased at their regular prices.

🐦 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 #𝟮 — 𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗜𝗟 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗦

🎉 𝟯 𝗗𝗢𝗭𝗘𝗡 𝗙𝗢𝗥 $𝟭𝟬!
(Regularly $4/dozen.)

🍂 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗦:

🍇 𝗦𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗝𝗮𝗺
🌶️ 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗛𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗝𝗮𝗺
🍐 𝗖𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗝𝗮𝗺

🎉 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗦 𝗥𝗨𝗡 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬!

While supplies last, of course — the Divas refuse to sign any production guarantees. 😂🐔🤦🏼‍♀️

📍 𝟯𝟱𝟬𝟴 𝗦 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗱 𝟭𝟭𝟴𝟮 • 𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱
💵 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝗿 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼 • 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺
⏰ 𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 • 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝟮𝟰/𝟳

🐔🥚 𝗪𝗘’𝗥𝗘 𝗦𝗧𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 — 𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗢𝗡 𝗕𝗬! 🎉

09/04/2026

🐔👀 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦 𝗨𝗣! 👀🐔

The stand is getting 𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗬… and now we just need the Divas to do their part! 😂🐔🥚

⏰ 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗘𝗚𝗚 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 — 𝟵:𝟬𝟬 𝗔𝗠!

And this isn’t just any Egg Drop — our 𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗦 kick off tomorrow! 🎉

🥚 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 #𝟭 — 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗦 + 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬

Buy any 𝟮 𝗗𝗢𝗭𝗘𝗡 at regular price:

🐔 𝗥𝗲𝗴𝘂𝗹𝗮𝗿 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 — $𝟱/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🐔 𝗦𝗼𝘆-𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗺 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵 — $𝟴/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻
🦆 𝗗𝘂𝗰𝗸 𝗘𝗴𝗴𝘀 — $𝟳/𝗱𝗼𝘇𝗲𝗻

𝗠𝗜𝗫 & 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗢𝗙 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗩𝗘!

Then add 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗝𝗮𝗺, 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗮 & 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 $𝟴! (Regularly $10.) 🌶️🍓🔥

👉 𝗧𝗛𝗘 $𝟴 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗨𝗖𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 — eggs are purchased at the regular prices listed above.

🐦 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 #𝟮 — 𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗜𝗟 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗦

𝗚𝗘𝗧 𝟯 𝗗𝗢𝗭𝗘𝗡 𝗙𝗢𝗥 $𝟭𝟬!
(Regularly $4/dozen.)

🍂 𝗡𝗘𝗪 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗦 𝗔𝗥𝗘 𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗘! 🍂

🍇 𝗦𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗝𝗮𝗺
🌶️ 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗛𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗝𝗮𝗺
🍐 𝗖𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗝𝗮𝗺

And YES — 𝘁𝗵𝗲 $𝟴 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝘀𝗽𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗻𝗲𝘄 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗼𝗼! 🙌

🎉 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬!

While supplies last, of course — the Divas refuse to sign any production guarantees. 😂🐔🤦🏼‍♀️

I’ll be back 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗪 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 with the actual inventory numbers so you’ll know exactly what’s stocked and ready for the 𝟵 𝗔𝗠 𝗘𝗚𝗚 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣! 👀🥚

📍 𝟯𝟱𝟬𝟴 𝗦 𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘁𝘆 𝗥𝗼𝗮𝗱 𝟭𝟭𝟴𝟮 • 𝗠𝗶𝗱𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱
💵 𝗖𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗼𝗿 𝗩𝗲𝗻𝗺𝗼 • 𝗛𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝘆𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗺
⏰ 𝗦𝗲𝗹𝗳-𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗲 • 𝗢𝗽𝗲𝗻 𝟮𝟰/𝟳

🐔🥚 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗬’𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗢𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗢𝗪 𝗔𝗧 𝟵 𝗔𝗠! 🎉

09/04/2026

🔥🐔 FRIDAY MORNING DIVA REPORT 🐔🔥

The calendar says SEPTEMBER. 🍂

West Texas said, “That’s cute.” 😂

With a high of 100° today, the Divas would like to formally announce that they will NOT be participating in fall until further notice. 💅🐔

They’ve requested:
💨 Industrial-strength fans
🧊 Cool water
🌴 Unlimited shade
🍉 Cold treats
…and for someone to TURN. THE. SUN. DOWN.

Meanwhile, I reminded them that Saturday is EGG DROP DAY and we have customers counting on them.

The side-eye I received was absolutely unnecessary. 👀😂

Stay cool today, y’all! ☀️🔥
These West Texas Divas are doing their best… with attitude, of course. 💗🐔

09/04/2026

🐔🩵 TEEN DIVA UPDATE! 🩵🐔

The pictures seriously don’t do this egg color justice! One of my Teen Divas—an Easter Egger—is laying the most BEAUTIFUL blue eggs! 🩵🥚

They’re still little Teen Diva eggs right now, but I cannot wait until they’re big enough to start making their way into the cartons at the stand! 😍

And let’s not overlook my Teen Diva Marans… they’re starting to lay some absolutely gorgeous dark brown eggs, too! 🤎🥚

My egg basket is about to get a whole lot prettier. 😂💗

Grow, Teen Divas, GROW! 🐔🥚🩵🤎

09/03/2026

🇺🇸🐔 𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗦! 🐔🇺🇸

Alright, Divas… anniversary festivities are officially over. 😂💗 𝗕𝗔𝗖𝗞 𝗧𝗢 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗞, 𝗟𝗔𝗗𝗜𝗘𝗦! 🐔🥚

Our regular 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗘𝗚𝗚 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣 is this Saturday, September 5 at 𝟵:𝟬𝟬 𝗔𝗠, and we’re kicking off Labor Day weekend with 𝗧𝗪𝗢 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟𝗦! 🇺🇸🎉

🥚 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 #𝟭: 𝗘𝗚𝗚 + 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟

🇺🇸 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟭: Buy any 2 dozen eggs — 𝗠𝗜𝗫 & 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗖𝗛 𝗔𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝗚𝗨𝗟𝗔𝗥 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘:
• Regular Farm Fresh — $5/dozen
• Duck Eggs — $7/dozen
• Soy-Free Farm Fresh — $8/dozen

🇺🇸 𝗦𝘁𝗲𝗽 𝟮: Add 𝗔𝗡𝗬 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗽𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 $𝟴 (regularly $10)! 🌶️🍓🔥

🇺🇸 𝗧𝗛𝗘 $𝟴 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝗜𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗧𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗗𝗨𝗖𝗧 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬. Eggs are purchased at their regular prices above.

🐦 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 #𝟮: 𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗜𝗟 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗦!

🇺🇸 𝟯 𝗗𝗢𝗭𝗘𝗡 𝗤𝗨𝗔𝗜𝗟 𝗘𝗚𝗚𝗦 𝗙𝗢𝗥 $𝟭𝟬!
(Regularly $4/dozen.)

And because one day of fun just isn’t enough… 𝗦𝗣𝗘𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗥𝗨𝗡𝗦 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗪𝗘𝗘𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗥𝗢𝗨𝗚𝗛 𝗟𝗔𝗕𝗢𝗥 𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗗𝗔𝗬! 🇺🇸🎉

While supplies last, of course — the Divas refuse to sign any production guarantees. 😂🐔🤦🏼‍♀️

🍂 And don’t forget to check out our new 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗦 while you’re here!

📍 3508 S County Road 1182 • Midland
💵 Cash or Venmo • Honor System
⏰ Self-serve • Open 24/7

I’ll be back Friday evening with the 𝗙𝗥𝗜𝗗𝗔𝗬 𝗡𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗛𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦 𝗨𝗣 and what we’re expecting to have stocked for Saturday morning! 👀🥚

🇺🇸 𝗦𝗔𝗧𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗔𝗬 • 𝗦𝗘𝗣𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥 𝟱 • 𝟵 𝗔𝗠 𝗘𝗚𝗚 𝗗𝗥𝗢𝗣! 🇺🇸

09/02/2026

💗🥂 𝟮𝟱 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥𝗦 🥂💗

Sorry, Divas… 𝗛𝗲𝗻 𝗙𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗵𝗮𝘀 𝗼𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗻 𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆. 😂🐔✋
Your Crazy Chicken Lady has something a little more important to celebrate. 💗

25 years ago today, 𝗜 𝗺𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗺𝘆 𝗯𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗿𝗶𝗲𝗻𝗱. 💗

And somehow here we are…25 years, raising a son who has made us so incredibly proud, building a business, countless adventures, plenty of ups and downs, a whole lot of laughter, and more memories than I could ever fit into one post.

We’ve grown up together, built a life together, driven each other absolutely crazy 😂, and through it all, 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗻𝗼𝗯𝗼𝗱𝘆 𝗜’𝗱 𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗼 𝗹𝗶𝗳𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵. 💗

I’m pretty sure when Eric said “𝗜 𝗱𝗼” 25 years ago, he had NO idea he would someday be married to a 𝗖𝗿𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗖𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻 𝗟𝗮𝗱𝘆 𝘄𝗶𝘁𝗵 𝗮 𝗳𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗳 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗬 𝗼𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝘃𝗮𝘀. 🤪🐔💗

And somehow, he just rolls with it. 😂 𝗜 𝗱𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺 𝗶𝘁, 𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱𝘀 𝗶𝘁, 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗗𝗶𝘃𝗮𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝘂𝗽 𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝗻 𝗶𝘁. 🐔🤦🏼‍♀️

𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝟮𝟱𝘁𝗵 𝗔𝗻𝗻𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗮𝗿𝘆, 𝗘𝗿𝗶𝗰! 🥂💗

Here’s to everything we’ve built, everywhere we’ve been, and whatever adventure comes next.

𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂! 💗

And don’t worry, Divas… 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗽𝗮𝗴𝗲 𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝘁𝗼𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗼𝘄. 😂🐔💅

09/01/2026

🍂🧡 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝗙𝗟𝗔𝗩𝗢𝗥𝗦 𝗛𝗔𝗩𝗘 𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗘𝗗! 🧡🍂

It may still feel like summer in West Texas 😂☀️… but we’re officially bringing a little 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗟 to the Crazy Chicken Lady stand!

Joining our Trigger Happy lineup for the fall:

🔥🍑 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗵 𝗛𝗮𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗲𝗿𝗼 𝗝𝗮𝗺
🫐 𝗦𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸𝗯𝗲𝗿𝗿𝘆 𝗝𝗮𝗺
🍐🍂 𝗖𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗿 𝗝𝗮𝗺

And don’t worry—our 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗱𝗮𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝘀 aren’t going anywhere!

🍑 Peach Jam
🍑 Apricot Jam
🍒 Cherry Jam
🥭 Mango Jam
🌶️ Mango Salsa
🍑 Peach Salsa

𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗴𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗛𝗮𝗽𝗽𝘆 𝗝𝗮𝗺𝘀, 𝗦𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗮𝘀 & 𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲
$10 each or 𝗠𝗶𝘅 & 𝗠𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝟮/$𝟭𝟴

📍 3508 S County Road 1182 • Midland
Self-serve • Open 24/7

🍂 𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗙𝗮𝗹𝗹 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝘃𝗼𝗿 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗿𝘆𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁?! 👀

09/01/2026

🥚💗 EGG TALK TUESDAY 💗🥚

September is here! 🍂

And apparently somebody told the Divas there’s a holiday weekend coming up… 🇺🇸🐔

I reminded them that a long weekend for everyone else does NOT mean a long weekend for them. 😂

We’ve got our regular Saturday Egg Drop at 9 AM coming up, and the girls—and our amazing local guest coops—are working on it! 🥚💗

Stay tuned… we may have a little Labor Day weekend fun planned. 👀🇺🇸