10/20/2012
In a festering urban desert on the east side of Washington, a hapless traveler may boldly gaze into the nauseating depths of Hell's putrid abyss wherein humanity's basest nature becomes slowly unmasked by a gradually consuming disquietude and morosity. Hollow automatons bitterly recollecting the naive, optimistic illusions once projected by the deceased human identities they once inhabited haunt this place like apparitions, perpetually imprisoned within quotidian curses, stroking the remaining embers dimly glowing in their hearts while drifting about in a slavish misery fueled by an insatiable fe**sh for power and profit. This wretched wasteland is known by many different names, some of which are McDonald's, Walmart, Pita Pit, The Picnic Company, etc.