Something smoked roadhouse BBQ

13/09/2026

Long Table is over. 🔥 Now we’re back where we belong… behind the pit.

This is what we’re serving when you come hungry. Smoky, juicy, tender and unapologetically BBQ. 🤤

We’re OPEN after the BBQ Long Table event.
Come get your plate before the smoke runs out. 🥩🔥

When it’s gone, it’s gone.

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13/09/2026

Our beautiful people at the BBQ Long Table ❤️🔥

Born in Soweto, now living in Midrand… but when the smoke called, she came home. 🥹🔥

She saw the post, got her access and pulled up. That’s what happens when good BBQ meets good people.

The people who know, know. 👀
And judging by who showed up… a LOT of people know. 😮‍💨🥩

If you missed this one, don’t worry… just don’t blink when the next one drops. 🔥

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11/09/2026

11/09/2026

A former boilermaker from Chiawelo taught himself the art of Texan BBQ, built his own smoker from scratch, and now runs one of Soweto's most talked-about weekend food spots.

Mpho Nkomo's Something Smoked Roadhouse BBQ operates from his grandmother's house, where every Saturday from 12.30pm a steady queue forms for smoked brisket, pork ribs, jerk chicken, home-made sausages and freshly made sides. The brisket alone takes 12 to 16 hours on the smoker – and once it's gone, it's gone until the following week.

Head to the link below to read more about this Neighbourhood Gem: https://brnw.ch/21x5rB9.

Read more: https://brnw.ch/21x5rB8

10/09/2026

🐷 THIS PORK SHOULDER IS TAKING ITS SWEET TIME… 🔥

Low. Slow. Smoky. Patient.
Because good BBQ doesn’t understand the word rush.

⚠️ THIS WEEKEND’S SCHEDULE:
🔥 FRIDAY: 3PM till 6PM
🚫 SATURDAY: CLOSED — private event
🔥 SUNDAY: 12PM till the meat is finished.

So if you were planning to pull up Saturday… change the plan. 😂

Friday is your early smoke fix. Sunday is the full Roadhouse experience.

And remember: when the meat is finished, we’re finished. No apologies. 🥩💨

📍 Something’s Smoked Roadhouse BBQ, Soweto
Made in Soweto. Inspired by Texas.

03/09/2026

I got over 50,000 reactions on my posts last week! Thanks everyone for your support! 🎉

03/09/2026

Happy follow-versary to my awesome followers. Thanks for all of your support! Kholofelo Mathebula, Given Lisebo, Julius Ramaele, Innocent Mashaba

03/09/2026

😂🚨 BREAKING NEWS: OUR CAR SALESMAN HAS JUST DISCOVERED WE’VE BEEN UNDERCHARGING YOU!

Not by R50.
Not by R100.

BY ALMOST R900! 😭💀

He looked at our R1,100 platter and basically said:

“Guys… this is supposed to be R2,000.” 😂🔥

And honestly, once he explained the labour behind that smoke, the seasoning, the prep, the fire, the hours… we started seeing it differently. 👀

Because our plates start from R250, while the full platter is R1,100 — and apparently, according to our resident businessman, that platter is looking suspiciously affordable. 😂

So before we listen to him and start charging R2K…
come experience the R1,100 platter while it’s still R1,100. 👀🔥

Because at this rate, he’s about to price us like a luxury brand. 😂🥩

shoutout Ntokozo cars for showing some love ❤️

📍 Something Smoked Roadhouse BBQ
Inspired by Texas. Made in Soweto

03/09/2026

✈️ AIRLINK, YOU CAN FLY LOWER THAN THAT! 😂🔥

We know you’re flying over Something Smoked Roadhouse BBQ… but don’t just pass by like that. 😭

Come lower — the brisket is smoking and you KNOW you can smell it from up there. 👀🥩💨

Passengers looking out the window thinking they’re seeing Soweto… meanwhile they’re actually looking at their lunch. 😂

📍Something Smoked Roadhouse BBQ
🔥 Inspired by Texas. Made in Soweto.
⏰ Get here before the meat gets here first… and sells out.

If you’re on that flight right now… LAND. 😂✈️🥩