DOS JUANS FINE FOOD

DOS JUANS FINE FOOD CHORIZO - SALAMI - BLACK PUDDING - CHEESE - HONEY - EGGS - TROUT - PASTA - GLUTEN FREE - SAUCE
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🐔 WE’RE HIRING A JUNIOR CHICKEN TRAINER! 🥚We are looking for a junior helper for a few weeks to assist with an important...
31/05/2026

🐔 WE’RE HIRING A JUNIOR CHICKEN TRAINER! 🥚

We are looking for a junior helper for a few weeks to assist with an important mission…

🎓 Training our new chickens how to lay their eggs inside the chicken caravan instead of wherever they feel like it!

Hours:
⏰ Approximately 7:00am to 10:00am (sometimes until 11:00am)

Requirements:
✅ Must not be afraid of chickens
✅ Must enjoy working outdoors
✅ Must be reliable and punctual
✅ Previous chicken negotiation experience is not required
✅ Ability to explain caravan etiquette to stubborn hens is highly regarded

Duties may include:
🥚 Collecting eggs
🐔 Encouraging good laying habits
🚜 Assisting around the farm
😂 Trying to convince chickens that the caravan is a better option than the bushes

This is a great opportunity for a young person looking for farm experience, school holiday work, or anyone wanting to spend their mornings with hundreds of feathered supervisors.

If you’re interested, send us a message with a little information about yourself.

📍 DOS JUANS FINE FOOD
🐔 Where the chickens are in charge, but we’re trying to change that.

🤣 Fair warning: the chickens have been known to ignore management instructions. We need someone who can help bring a little order to the flock! 🥚🐔

🥚 IMPORTANT (AND SLIGHTLY CHAOTIC) HORNSBY MARKET UPDATE 🥚This message is for our wonderful Hornsby Market crew 🧡We love...
27/05/2026

🥚 IMPORTANT (AND SLIGHTLY CHAOTIC) HORNSBY MARKET UPDATE 🥚

This message is for our wonderful Hornsby Market crew 🧡

We love you all… but we also need you to understand something very important.

We are officially allowed into the market from 6:30am ⏰
Not 6:00am. Not “just a quick sneak in.” 6:30am. This is set by market rules and also regulated by Hornsby Council 🏛️ so no, we cannot negotiate it with coffee in hand ☕🙂



🧊 Step 1: Coolroom mission

First mission: coolroom trailer setup
This is not optional. It must be positioned, stabilised, and running properly before anything else happens. If it’s not cold ❄️, it’s basically just an expensive metal box having a bad morning.



⚡ Step 2: Power up

Second mission: generator time
We connect the generator so the whole stall can actually function 🔌
Without it, we’re basically a very organised outdoor picnic 🧺



⛺ Step 3: Gazebo battle

Third mission: gazebo setup (aka adult tent wrestling)
We set up and secure the gazebo so it doesn’t try to fly away with the wind or become a Hornsby kite festival 🎪💨



💳 Step 4: Cash register reality check

Fourth mission: cash register survival test
We connect and test the system so we can actually take payments 💰
Not just smile awkwardly and say “please transfer vibes” 😄



📦 Meanwhile…

We also have a huge amount of pre-orders 🧾 that need to be sorted, checked, packed, and organised so people don’t get chorizo when they ordered cheese 🧀 (that gets emotional very quickly)



🧀 Then comes the boxes…

Everything we bring is still in boxes 📦
So we unpack, organise, and build a full display of our cheese, salami, chorizo, and all our cool-room goodies 🥓🧀 so it doesn’t look like a mystery warehouse on a table.



🚫 Bottom line

Only after ALL of that… are we actually ready to trade.

So if you arrive and we look like we are in the middle of controlled chaos… that’s because we are 😅

We completely understand it can be frustrating arriving early and having to come back later. We really do ❤️



🛑 Important reality check

Safety, council compliance, and hazard control come first every week. 🧊⚠️



🪧 Sign system update

To make things clearer, we will now display a sign that says:
“WE CAN ONLY SERVE AFTER 7:30AM” ⏰

👉 If this sign is up, we are still setting up and cannot serve yet.

👉 If the sign is NOT up, we are open and can start serving earlier if we are fully ready.

This should help avoid confusion, unnecessary waiting, and double trips 😄



We’ve had a few cases where customers had to come back multiple times for cool-room goodies because we simply weren’t fully set up yet 🧀
We appreciate your patience more than you know 🙏

We are always working on speeding things up so one day we might actually look organised before 7:30am… but no promises 😄

Thanks again for your support, and we’ll see you once the chaos turns into cheese 🧀🥓🙂

Hornsby Market
The Central Coast Farmers Market
Gosford City Farmers Market
Gosford Market
Newcastle Market
Castle Hill Farmers & Fine Food Market

We are officially FINALISTS for the Hornsby Local Business Awards 2026🎉😄Honestly… what a surprise. We were so busy doing...
27/05/2026

We are officially FINALISTS for the Hornsby Local Business Awards 2026🎉😄

Honestly… what a surprise. We were so busy doing what we normally do (early mornings, markets, chasing chickens, and pretending 3am is a normal time) that we almost forgot the awards were even happening this year.

A huge thank you to our amazing customers for your support, chats at the markets, and constant encouragement. We wouldn’t be here without you and your continued love for what we do at DOS JUANS FINE FOOD 🐔🥚

And of course, a big shoutout to the team… including Rocco, who is currently celebrating by barking at absolutely nothing and taking credit for the nomination.

We’re proud, grateful, and slightly shocked… now back to work before the alarm goes off at 3am again 😅

And just quietly… don’t tell Rocco, but we may or may not have nominated him for the "Young Award of the Year 2026".
He doesn’t know yet, and we’d like to keep it that way until further notice. Knowing him, he’ll try to write his acceptance speech in paw prints and demand treats as a signing bonus 😅

Hornsby Market
The Central Coast Farmers Market
Castle Hill Farmers & Fine Food Market
Gosford City Farmers Market
Gosford Market






🥚 IMPORTANT EGG NEWS 🥚To our amazing Hornsby Market customers, thank you so much for all your egg orders and support ❤️U...
26/05/2026

🥚 IMPORTANT EGG NEWS 🥚

To our amazing Hornsby Market customers, thank you so much for all your egg orders and support ❤️

Unfortunately, we’ve had quite a few “ghost chickens” lately… customers ordering eggs and then disappearing without a trace 👻🥚 Not even a little text message to say they can’t make it!

Meanwhile, there are customers at the market staring sadly at sold out signs while reserved eggs sit there wondering where their new family is 😅

So from this week onwards, all egg orders will be held until 1:00 pm only. After 1:00 pm, any uncollected eggs will be released back into the wild and sold to other customers 🐓

Also, when picking up your eggs, please let us know you placed an order, otherwise we stand there playing “guess who ordered the eggs” all morning 😂

Thank you all for your understanding and continued support of our farm 🥚❤️

Hornsby Market
The Central Coast Farmers Market
Castle Hill Farmers & Fine Food Market
Gosford City Farmers Market
Gosford Market





🤣🚜 BIG NEWS FROM DOS JUANS FINE FOOD 🚜🤣Something BIG is happening behind the scenes… 👀🌱YESTERDAY, we officially LEVELLED...
23/05/2026

🤣🚜 BIG NEWS FROM DOS JUANS FINE FOOD 🚜🤣

Something BIG is happening behind the scenes… 👀🌱

YESTERDAY, we officially LEVELLED the ground for our new G........... project 😳🔥

The neighbours are confused…
The chickens are concerned…
Filippo is pretending he knows what’s going on…
And Juan has been walking around measuring things very seriously with absolutely no idea where he left the tape measure 🤣

We KNOW everyone keeps asking:
“What are you building???”
“Is it a secret lab?”
“A pasta bunker?”
“A UFO landing pad?”
“A giant chicken palace???” 🐔👑

SORRY… but you’ll have to wait a few more days 😅

All we can say is…
This is going to be one of the biggest and craziest projects we’ve ever done 🌱🔥

Stay tuned because things are about to get VERY interesting 👀

🚨 ⏱️ 11 MINUTES ⏱️ 🚨Well… that escalated quickly 😅Most of our pasta SOLD OUT this morning, and one particular ravioli di...
23/05/2026

🚨 ⏱️ 11 MINUTES ⏱️ 🚨

Well… that escalated quickly 😅

Most of our pasta SOLD OUT this morning, and one particular ravioli disappeared in a record breaking… ⏱️ 11 MINUTES ⏱️

We are not saying which ravioli it was 👀
But let’s just say… people were practically speed walking through the market for it 😂

Now we want to hear your guesses 👇
Which ravioli do you think vanished first?

🥟 Pumpkin?
🧀 Four Cheese?
🍄 Mushroom?
🥩 Beef?
🌿 Spinach & Ricotta?

Wrong answers only also accepted 🤣

To everyone who came early, THANK YOU ❤️
To everyone who missed out… next market might need an alarm clock and running shoes

Castle Hill Farmers & Fine Food Market
The Central Coast Farmers Market
Hornsby Market
Gosford City Farmers Market
Gosford Market

🚨🤔 BIG NEWS… OR MAYBE LITTLE NEWS… OR GREEN NEWS? 🤔🚨Something VERY exciting is growing behind the scenes at DOS JUANS FI...
17/05/2026

🚨🤔 BIG NEWS… OR MAYBE LITTLE NEWS… OR GREEN NEWS? 🤔🚨

Something VERY exciting is growing behind the scenes at DOS JUANS FINE FOOD… 👀🌱

And no… before anyone asks…
It is NOT another chicken trailer 😂
It is NOT a chocolate factory 😂
And no… Juan is not opening an Spanish nightclub… yet 💃🍝

We are secretly working on a BRAND NEW project and we want our amazing customers to GUESS what it could be 😎

Here are some clues:

🌱 It grows
💧 It needs water
🥬 It is fresh
🚜 It is something we are SUPER passionate about
🤯 And it may completely change the way we do things in the future

So come on detectives… 🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️
Drop your guesses below ⬇️

The person with the closest answer wins absolutely nothing… except bragging rights and our respect 😂🏆

Let the guessing games

gin 😅

The Central Coast Farmers Market
Gosford City Farmers Market
Gosford Market
Castle Hill Farmers & Fine Food Market
Hornsby Market

😂🥕🚨 WHO STEALS A BAG OF ORGANIC VEGGIES?!? 🚨🥕😂Today at the The Central Coast Farmers Market  one of our lovely regular c...
17/05/2026

😂🥕🚨 WHO STEALS A BAG OF ORGANIC VEGGIES?!? 🚨🥕😂

Today at the The Central Coast Farmers Market one of our lovely regular customers came to us nearly crying because someone apparently “borrowed forever” her bag full of organic fruit and veggies 😭🥬🍎

REALLY people?!?!

Out of ALL the things in the world… someone decided the hottest item today was a bag of kale, carrots and avocados 😂

Now… we are hoping this was simply an honest mistake. Markets get busy, bags look similar, people get distracted by gourmet pasta and beautiful eggs 😅

So if by any chance you accidentally picked up the wrong bag, please contact us or the organisers at The Central Coast Farmers Market so we can reunite this poor customer with her precious organic goodies 🥕❤️

Somewhere out there a family is wondering why their shopping bag suddenly contains vegetables they never remember buying 😂

Please check your bags everyone 👀

Thank you market family ❤️

The Central Coast Farmers Market
Hornsby Market
Gosford City Farmers Market
Gosford Market
Castle Hill Farmers & Fine Food Market

🤣🍝 PASTA PANIC AT THE FARMERS MARKET! SOLD OUT BEFORE 9:00AM! 🍝🤣We honestly thought taking MORE pasta today would finall...
17/05/2026

🤣🍝 PASTA PANIC AT THE FARMERS MARKET! SOLD OUT BEFORE 9:00AM! 🍝🤣

We honestly thought taking MORE pasta today would finally slow things down… 😂

NOPE.

By 8:30am most of our gourmet pasta was already GONE! Yes… you heard right. Some customers were still parking the car while others were already walking away with bags full of pasta 😅

So here is the survival guide for next market:

👉 FIRST STOP = OUR GAZEBO
👉 Grab your favourite gourmet pasta
👉 Leave the bag safely with us
👉 Continue shopping around the market
👉 Collect your goodies before you leave

Simple. Strategic. Delicious. 😂🍝

And the heartbreaking story of the day… 💔

After the market finished, a lovely customer drove ALL THE WAY from Newcastle hoping to buy his favourite pasta from us… and sadly arrived to empty shelves 😭

We felt so bad we almost started boiling water for emotional support pasta 😂

Thank you again everyone for the crazy support. You guys are officially pasta hunters now 🍝🔥

📍DOS JUANS FINE FOOD
The gazebo with the pasta that disappears faster than free samples 😅

The Central Coast Farmers Market
Gosford City Farmers Market
Gosford Market
Hornsby Market
Castle Hill Farmers & Fine Food Market

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT For the The Central Coast Farmers Market only🚨After TODAY’S Sunday market… DOS JUANS FINE ...
16/05/2026

🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT For the The Central Coast Farmers Market only🚨

After TODAY’S Sunday market… DOS JUANS FINE FOOD is going into hiding for 3 weeks 😱🐔🧀🍝

That means:
❌ No emergency pasta runs
❌ No “just one dozen eggs please Juan” moments
❌ No last-minute cheese addiction fixes

So this is your official warning to STOCK UP today like it’s the end of civilization 😂

Fill the fridge:
🥚 Pastured Chicken Eggs
🧀 Artisan Cheeses
🍝 Fresh Pasta
🍯 Delicious goodies
🐓 All your DOS JUANS favourites

We’ll be back in 3 weeks, hopefully rested… unless the chickens start demanding annual leave too 🤦‍♂️🐔

Thank you everyone for your amazing support and we can’t wait to see you all today

Castle Hill Farmers & Fine Food Market
Gosford City Farmers Market
Gosford Market
Newcastle Market

Laguna Market
Wollombi Market
Hornsby Market

Address

4675 GREAT NORTH Road
Laguna, NSW
2325

Opening Hours

Monday 9am - 5pm
Tuesday 9am - 5pm
Wednesday 9am - 5pm
Friday 9am - 5pm

Telephone

+61240632030

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