06/23/2026
I haven't posted in 3 days and for good reason.
In those 3 days I've been stomped by a goat, head butted in the arm, leg and butt by a goat, crapped on by a goat TWICE and attacked by my rooster!
So I'm busy milking the goats and I hear my boys (goats and my black sheep) going crazy. I'm thinking, they know I'm in here and want me to feed them more. I finish and head up to the house to take the milk turn the corner and bam, two pigs hanging out by the house. Well ok then it's going to be that kind of day is it. I call them and damn if they don't start following me, Laurie for the win! We go to pass the goats and again they lose their s**t, sending Lacey racing past me, her fat ass jiggling as she goes and Cagney stops to say hi, well isn't that just fantastic they're separated now. Check pocket and YES I have my phone again Laurie for the win! I call Bob "Hey pigs are loose, come help me", I went to find a rope, found bailing twine, it'll work. Now I've lost the pigs, its ok Bob found them, they are laying in puddles in the driveway, I never thought I'd be so happy it rained for 3 days and flooded the driveway, but of course they're the farthest they can be from their pen. Seeing as Lacey is the leader and of course she's the biggest pig, I put the twine under her front legs and start pulling and pulling and PULLING and she is squealing and SSQQQUUUEEAALLLINNNGGGGG!!!! SO FREAKING LOUD! OMG GIRL SHUT UP! But it's working, Bob is walking behind Cagney and keeping her coming in the right direction, so nice for him that she's the good one. We get to the pen I PPPPUUUULLLL Lacey in and Cagney goes "nope" and thinks she might try to turn around, this is where I was so glad I'd called Bob he's standing there with a big piece of roofing and is blocking her from turning around. We finally got her in, she wasn't too much trouble but she instantly started trying to get back out where she'd gotten out in the first place. So Bob has spent the last 2 days working on the new pig pen. Today we hopefully will get it all up and them in it. Hopefully, maybe. Probably not, but the hot wire is again working in their pen and you can tell by all the squeals as they look for a new spot to escape from.
Pics of pregnant goats because without them I might totally lose my mind. LoL (still not sure if Thelma is pregnant, added pics of each girl from June 6th and second pic will be from the June 22. Remember Lunch on the left Rugrat on the right.
