04/23/2026
🚨🚨 ATTENTION, INHABITANTS OF EARTH! 🚨🚨
It has arrived!
The BIG DAY.
The most glorious, mouth-watering, grill-approved celebration of the year! 🥩🍔🍖
And yes, we are EXTREMELY biased… but also EXTREMELY correct. 😅
So grab a drink, raise it high, and prepare yourselves… 🥂🍻
Because today we celebrate…
— The Titan of Tenderloin
— The King of Kabobs
— The Grandmaster of the Grill
— The Commander of Carnivores
— The One and Only Legend Himself…
🎊 JOHN! 🎊
That’s right — today this absolute ICON is officially leveling up! 🎂🎉
And can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that he’s rocking those bunny ears like he INVENTED them? 🐰😎
Because let’s be honest…
There’s NOBUNNY quite like John. 🐇 😉 😅
Year after year he’s out here looking stronger, sharper, and more handsome than ever! 😎
That smile alone could light up a backyard BBQ!
John, you’re not just celebrating a birthday…
you’re celebrating another year of being an absolute CLASSIC.
🥳 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOHN!
We love you, we celebrate you, and we are SO lucky to have you! ❤️ 🙂