16/06/2024
“Stupīd Answers for Stupīd Questions”
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1. Someone calls you at 2:00am in the night and ask you “are you sleeping?”
Ans: No, I’m picking beans. 😒😒🙄🤭
2. You’re making out with a girl then you start pulling her pänts then
she asks; “what are you trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for you 🙄😒🤭
3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet oo; and asked “did you just have a bath?'”
Ans: No, I fell into the toilet bowl 😏🙄🤭
4. You’re standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; '“going up?”
Ans: No, I’m waiting for my office to come down and meet me! 🙄😒🤭
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5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; '“are those flowers?”
Ans: No baby, they’re carrots! 😒🤭
6. You’re in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend sees you and ask; “what are you doing here?”
Ans: I’m here to pay my school fees! 😒🙄🤭
7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; '“are you sleeping?'”
Ans: No! I’m practicing to dïe. 🙄😒🤭
8. You went to a restaurant and the waiter asks you: “Please can I get you a table?”
Ans: No. I’m here to eat on the floor.😏🙄🤭
9. You are on the queue at the bank ATM withdrawal slot and one of the person just coming asks you “Are you waiting for the ATM”
Ans: No, we came to vote for Tinubu again 🙄😒🤭
10. Are you reading this post?
Ans:.....?🙄😒🥲🤭
