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Monday 7:30am - 2pm Tuesday 7:30am - 2pm Wednesday 7:30am - 2pm Thursday 7:30am - 2pm Friday 7:30am - 2pm

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We are a takeaway spot based inside Violet Rose Tattoo in Basildon. We serve freshly ground coffee from a local roastery, plus homemade treats made in-house.
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No fuss, no fluff — just good coffee, friendly faces, and something decent to grab on the go.

23/10/2026

Halloween’s taken over the counter. 🎃🖤
And honestly, it’s looking dangerously good.

Our Halloween bakes have officially dropped 👀 A lucky few got first dibs today… this weekend it’s your turn.

And they’ve got company. Cinnamon rolls, NEW hot honey pepperoni rolls and our PHATT sausage rolls are all joining the weekend line-up. Something savoury, then something sweet? Go on then. 😂
And yes, our açaí bowls are here too - organic açaí topped with our handmade gluten-free granola. The best açaí you’ll ever taste. Trust us. 🥣🤌

Everything is baked and prepared in-house by us, from scratch, with plenty of care and attention. We always go the extra mile to make sure every bake is fresh, delicious and made with love. 🤎

Swipe through and decide what you’re having 🤤

We’re open SATURDAY AND SUNDAY 25TH - it’s the last Sunday of the month, so you’ve got an extra day to get your Phatt fix.

Storm Austen’s clearly getting into the Halloween spirit 🙄 We’ve got shelter, hot drinks and cosy-season snacks waiting. If it’s safe to head out, come get tucked in. ☕️🍪

What’s your first pick? Tell us below and tag someone who needs to come with you 👇
📍Basildon

21/10/2026

Your next Phatt obsession is one pause away 👀☕️

Pause the reel and let fate pick your drink. No cheating… we saw that second attempt 😂🖤

What did you get? Tell us below 👇

15/10/2026

We were only going to put a few Halloween decorations up… now even the candles are floating 👀🕯️😂

Left unsupervised again 🤘🖤

The shop’s looking spooky, the autumn drinks are flowing and the counter’s full of our home-baked goodies including our new hot honey pepperoni rolls ☕️🍪

Who needs Hogwarts when you’ve got Phatt Toad? ⚡️😂

Tag the person you’re bringing for a coffee under the floating candles 👇

📍 Phatt Toad Coffee, inside Basildon

14/10/2026

OUR FIRST MARKET… NONSTOP QUEUES & CLASSIC PHATT TOAD CHAOS 😂☕️🎃

A few teething problems, but a whole lot of love 🖤

We definitely threw ourselves in at the deep end! Our first few hours involved the coffee machine cutting out… turns out our extension lead was still coiled up, overheating and tripping the power 🤦‍♀️ Learning curve number one!

A nonstop queue from 10am–5pm BOTH DAYS?! Absolutely overwhelming in the best way 🥹🤘

We know many of you had a long wait, and we honestly can’t thank you enough for your patience, kindness and support while we found our feet. Thank you for sticking with us 🫶🖤

We barely captured any content ourselves - between topping up supplies, serving you lovely lot and banging out the drinks, we didn’t stop- and this was not an exaggeration😅 😂. If you took any photos or videos of your drinks or our gazebo, please tag us or send them over 👀☕️

And the event itself… WOW 🎃🖤 What a setting for our first market! essexfoodiesmarket at Garden Centre | Restaurant | Events | Food Hall & More , you smashed it!

So much thought had gone into every little detail - the pumpkin patch, the little Highland cows, the food stalls and the atmosphere. Add in the sunshine and families enjoying themselves, and the whole place was buzzing 🐮☀️

We were so proud to be part of it. This one gets a big Phatt Toad recommendation for an autumn day out 🤘🎃

Big love to the lovely vendors around us, such great people with amazing products 🤩
Batter Bites
thesoda_lab
sams_sweetsnshakes
NUGS
TROTT & WHINNY LTD
WHIPPY BROS 🖤

We learnt so much, and day two ran a little smoother. Still chaos… just slightly more organised 🤘😂

We’ll always keep it real and bring you along for the journey - teething problems and all. First market down… onto the next! 🖤

🚨 We won’t be at Scott’s this weekend, but we’d love to return one In the meantime, our next market is already booked for later this year… can you guess where and when? 👀☕️

Did you grab a drink or bake from us? Tell us what you tried and what you thought below 👇🖤

05/10/2026

Come for a coffee… leave with a tattoo? 👀☕️🖤

Welcome to tucked inside in Basildon, Essex 🤘

Speciality coffee, matcha, loaded drinks, fresh in-house bakes and açaí — with tattoos happening just through the door. Some of you have even made your love of coffee permanent 💀☕️

Meet the tattoo team:
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✍️ Junior artist:
✨ Our new apprentice & trainee piercer: .ink

And yes, there’s something for the pups too 🐶

Who’s coming for coffee and who’s getting the tattoo? Tag your person 👇

📍 Basildon, Essex

02/10/2026

POV: you popped in for a coffee… then saw the bake counter 👀🎃

Autumn has officially landed at Phatt Toad 🍂 Halloween decor, fresh sweet AND savoury bakes made in-house, and our new Halloween stickers - spot them in the video! 👻🧡

But our window’s missing just one thing… our PHATT sausage rolls are still to come. Are you ready for them?! 🙈🔥 TOMORROW PEOPLE 😘

Send this to the person you’re bringing for a coffee and a bake - let them know the Phatt sausage rolls are back ☕️

📍 Phatt Toad Coffee, Basildon, Essex

Address

1 Honywood
Basildon
SS143DS

Opening Hours

Monday	7:30am - 2pm
Tuesday	7:30am - 2pm
Wednesday	7:30am - 2pm
Thursday	7:30am - 2pm
Friday	7:30am - 2pm

Telephone

+447376659103

Website

facebook.com

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