I Am Dumpling

22/01/2025

This weeks staff food.
Lamb rogan gosh…subtle spice and ramjamed full of flavor…£5 a tub. Pre order only.

16/12/2024

This week we will cook for you@

Thursday; Fakenham market
Friday; Alysham market
Sunday; Harpenden market

And now the marketing…

The importance of trussing a chicken.

Chickens are probably the best thing!!
Eats stuff of the floor and makes you breakfast every morning and then turns itself in to dinner when you had too many eggs.
Outstanding….AND if you want to drink a chicken…hay presto the invention of soup…ta ba, the best thing ever!!!

Tradition is wisdom and someone has parsed down technique from cook to cook for generations…
The best way to roast a whole chicken is to tie the bird tightly so the legs and the wings are tucked in and cozy, this makes the depth of the flesh even and gives juicy perfection. (Look it up on google how to truss a bird)
That is the proper way.
Alan Boucasse, Ferdinand point, Marco Pierre white, Thomas Keller, all know this and so did your grandmother…tradition.

And don’t EVER stuff ANYTHING up it!!!

our dumplings are delightful!!! Come get some.

Love, balance and harmony.
Fat chef
Happy turkey day.

02/12/2024

This week we will cook for you @

Thursday; Fakenham Market
Friday; Alysham Market

It may be prudent to get some in your belly.

And now the marketing…

So let’s talk about dumplings….

I often cook for curious people who fancy trying something new. I look forward to these people stopping by my kitchen.
The gift I take from these meeting is beautiful…giving away is the best feeling, and I am trying to bring you joy and leave you flabbergasted.

Simple parcels of juicy succulent flavor, steamed to perfection and slathered in sauce.
Crispy bits to contrast the velvet smoothness of the slippery pasta.
A perfect bite sized mouthful, pop it in, all at once with a tinge of guilty expectation.

And as you bite through to a warm filling packed with juice and sauce, the flood of flavor, feel and intoxication of finding something new to nourish your soul…so good, so satisfying, that your eyes begin to sparkle.
The best gift…

If you know, you know.

Love, light and peace
The dumpling man

25/11/2024

25/11/2024

This week we will cook for you @

Thursday; Fakenham Market
Friday; Alysham Market
Saturday; Fakenham lights up

Come get some…

And now the marketing…

So events in Norwich have somewhat spiraled!! Happy face.
If I told you the police have to issue you with a Pedlar certificate signed on behalf of the King that allows you to sell anything, at any time, at any public place, anywhere in the Kingdom…and it costs £12.25 a year…absolute freedom…for less money that 14 dumplings. You may think I was insane, I am… but for other reasons. Happy face.

I have been trading as a Pedlar since I started steaming my dumplings.
The only trouble is that the council don’t like it because they cannot control what I do or how I do it. Very Happy face.
It’s been a battle…however you may have noticed that I am belligerent of such matters…and I need a hobby.
However Pyrrhic the victory may end up…but fighting for the freedoms of the children I didn’t have is a cause worth fighting.

So Norwich has upped the anti with street trading regulations since the kung flu. Tricky mothers!!
I think Artificial intelligence is going to cause huge unemployment, disruption and control. Blue or red…what’s the difference….two cheeks of the same arse. Change is coming very soon and there will be a lot of people without a pot to p**s in.
At the same time the government is taking away an ancient freedom to trade in the streets.
Smells like f**kary!!!

I have revived an official police guidance document from Norwich Council that is not based on law in any way whatsoever. My legal representative has demanded its emidiate removal and a meeting with the Chief constable!
The rebuttal is brutal! Ouch face.
I am awaiting instructions.

Please do not like comment or share…it will be used against you!

Our dumplings are scrumptious and always freshly cooked…you and your lot are always welcome at our kitchen.

Love light and peace
The dumpling man

22/11/2024

Update for Norwich.
Yeah..not this weekend…the weather will be no fun and I like having fun. Sorry.
If you need sauce in your life I can post in time for Christmas…£25 for a big bottle delivered. And you get to keep a rather groovy bottle that makes you look all cheffy. Squirty squirty.

Love light and peace
Fat chef

16/11/2024

This week we will cook for you @
Thursday; Fakenham
Friday; Alysham
Saturday; Norwich
Sunday; Harpenden Lights

Come get some..

And now the marketing.

So everything is kinda coming up nice.
Plans afoot and back upsetting the government this weekend. Happy face.

Ves Pez (my new little helper), will be joining the rebellion on Saturday so I’m so looking forward to that. I will be revolting on the streets all day. Double happy face.

So, kitchen secrets…
You know what I think…all these Carlos fandango chefs that use tweezers are missing a trick.
Thomas Keller (the DON!)
Has a secret…I think I know what it is.
Cooking is a pain in the arse…why would you sive a sauce twice, so one person who puts it in the gob would appreciate you took the time to do it? That you’re never going to meet.
Why would you sive your veal jus every time you transfer it 7…8 times!
It’s about love!!!!

If your job is making s**t, it’s your attitude while you make it that makes it better.
If every time you cook, you take the kind of care you take when you make a gift for someone you love….nothing is too much trouble!!!
This is to show how much I love you, the best I can do, and I made it for YOU…to make you happy.

If you have that attitude with every dish that goes out, then you don’t need tweezers. Just love.

We also sell dim-sum.

Cook with love for a good life.

Love, light and peace
The big Babu.

07/11/2024

This week we will cook for you@

Thursday; Fakenham market
Friday; Alysham market

And the marketing…

So I have been out of action for a little while…
Is it just me or is the world actually on fire.
I remember 8 years ago, the day after president Turnip got elected was the day I picked up the cudgels in a valiant but, as of today, unfruitful crusade to unite the people under dumplings…. in order to to fight for freedom.
But f**k me I tried!!! 10/10

So after a little break I have decided to once again take to the streets and shout at people armed only with dumplings and love. (Oh we also started selling drinks imported from Thailand, right nice!!! Happy face.)
I have a swan song left in me and my power is coming back to me…by the 23rd of this month…I will be BACK!
Back on the streets in a new battle ground…Norwich…every Saturday till I get what I want.

I want rebellion.
I want unity.
I want harmony.
I want community.
Join us in uniting and protest. I have a plan.(I also have tunes)
The only thing of value is the economy… and that only works because we buy s**t.

What would happen if on the first Friday of the month, we didn’t buy ANYTHING?

10 people just not using digital currency for one day…pay your bills Thursday or Saturday…but just don’t click “ buy it now” for one day and use cash.

10 people would not matter, 1,000 people would not matter. 100,000 people would register a small dip…but you get the idea.
We can sort the details out later…as I said I do have a plan.
Unite together by doing something…if you got a better plan…tell me, but unite…then we organize, then we have POWER.

Did I mention that we also sell freshly cooked to order dim-sum dumplings….there very nice.

Love, light and peace
The upsetter.

04/11/2024

So have been regrouping of late…need to come back strong…need a new pirate flag…lost the old one at a festival in Pilton…I think I may have cracked it…what do you think? Yes or yes,yes?
Love, light and peace
Fat Chef

02/11/2024

still so proud of this...

26/09/2024

Hello you beautiful people.
Today is market day ergo today is dumpling day. Praise be to baby Jesus.
I have been through troubling times for the last month but I am back up to fighting/cooking strength. Praise be to baby Jesus.
So if you do do dim sum…you know I got some…you could come get some.
All freshly cooked. All tip top.
Sorry for the break in service.
Big love to you all…including all the people who don’t like dumplings.
Love, light and peace
The dumpling man