Lake District Biltong

15/07/2026

☀️ Friday is looking tasty! ☀️

If you’re wandering around the market wondering what you need for the weekend, the answer is probably biltong 😉

Come grab some award-winning Cumbrian biltong and dry wors, have a chat, and maybe leave with more than you planned (it happens to the best of us 😅).

💛 Pop down and see Hannah on Friday — I’ll be there with all your favourite flavours and plenty of temptation!

Your summer snack stash is calling… 📞🥩☀️

09/06/2026

🚨 CCTV APPEAL – BILTONG RELATED INCIDENT 🚨

At approximately 12:04pm, CCTV captured this individual lurking suspiciously close to a property known to contain premium biltong.

The suspect appears to have absolutely no regard for portion sizes and is believed to be responsible for multiple incidents involving “just one more piece” turning into an empty bag.

Witnesses describe the individual as:
🔍 Extremely cheeky
🔍 Armed with management powers that may or may not be legitimate
🔍 Highly likely to claim “I was only checking the quality”

If you recognise this person, please contact the authorities immediately… or tag them below and tell them to stop stealing all the good biltong.

⚠️ Members of the public are advised not to leave unattended snacks in the vicinity.

— Hannah’s Biltong Crime Unit 🥩👮‍♀️🤣

06/06/2026

03/06/2026

👀 While Bryan’s Busy… Let’s Have a Little Competition! 👀

It’s been a while since we’ve had some fun on here, so while Bryan is off being busy with other things, I thought I’d sneak in a little competition! 🤫😂

🎉 WIN A FREE BAG OF BILTONG! 🎉

To be in with a chance of winning, all you need to do is:

🥩 Tell us your funniest excuse for why you deserve free biltong
🥩 Like this post
🥩 Tag a mate who’d definitely steal your biltong if you left it unattended

The excuse that makes us laugh the most wins! Bonus points for creativity, outrageous stories, or shameless begging. 😏

We’ll pick a winner on Monday 8th June and announce them right here on the page.

Ready… go! 👇

P.S. If Bryan asks, this was definitely his idea…

— Hannah 😇🥩♥️

03/06/2026

It’s been a while… 👀

We’ve been a little quiet lately, but what better time to make a comeback than Father’s Day!

To all the dads, grandads, stepdads, father figures, and BBQ kings who deserve a proper treat – we’ve got you covered. 🥩

Nothing says “thanks, Dad” quite like premium biltong. Whether he’s watching the football, out fishing, or claiming he doesn’t want anything this year, we all know he’ll happily tuck into a bag of his favourite snack.

Keep an eye on our page over the coming days for Father’s Day specials, and gift ideas

We’re back… and we’ve missed you! ❤️

07/03/2026

🌸 Mother’s Day is nearly here! 🌸

If Mother’s Day has crept up on you this year… don’t worry, we’ve got you covered 😅

Forget the last-minute petrol station flowers — get Mum some biltong instead! Because let’s be honest… mums love biltong too. And if she doesn’t? Well… you’ll just have to help her eat it. Tough job, we know.

We’ll be out and about this weekend so you’ve got no excuse not to get organised:

📍 Friday Market in Carlisle📍 Windermere Market on Sunday

Pop by, grab some biltong, and tick Mother’s Day off your list like the organised legend you are.

06/03/2026

🎉 Happy Friday everyone! 🎉

The market is on and we’re all set up and ready for you! Start your weekend the right way with some delicious Lake District Biltong 🥩

We’ve got all your favourites ready including Original, Chilli, Gyros, and our tasty Dry Wors. Perfect for weekend snacking, sharing (or keeping all to yourself 👀).

Pop down to the market, come say hello, and grab a bag or two before they disappear!

Nothing beats great food to kick off the weekend.

01/01/2026

New Year, same legendary biltong. 🥩✨

Thank you for making this past year our best one yet! We’re so grateful for every order, shoutout, and snack break you shared with us.

Wishing you all a "well-cured" and wonderful 2026! What are your big goals for the year? Let us know below! 👇

Year

04/12/2025

Tomorrow is Friday which means one thing… market day in Carlisle is nearly here! 🎉
Only 20 days to go until Christmas 🎄 so now’s the perfect time to get organised.

Drop by tomorrow and create your very own biltong hamper — the perfect present for the biltong lover in your life! 🎁🖤

See you at the market!