The Cheese Lord

30/05/2026

Ya-ya, peal of bells, Village Idiot

27/05/2026

OVER THE NEXT COUPLE OF DAYS, WHILE THE WEATHER IS PARTICULARLY WARM, HIS LORDSHIP WON’T BE PUTTING HIS WARES OUT ON DISPLAY.

Fear not! The Cheese Chariot still groans beneath the weight of an enormous selection of fine British cheese — his Lordship is simply keeping them safe from the blazing sun like the precious dairy treasures they are.
Simply ask for what you fancy and his Lordship shall disappear into the mysterious under-counter fridges to seek it out for you.

Safety and quality are his Lordship’s middle names.
(Though, uninspiringly, his middle name is actually John.)

23/05/2026

Lawn Bowls Marathon, 7" Obscurities, Glorious Car Park

22/05/2026

I am absolutely SERVING this year and I'm beyond chuffed to have been asked to help top and tail Frome Pride Month in both of my alter egos.

On Sunday 7th June, Fromes Official Town Crier will be entering the chat at the Independent Market alongside Frome Pride Youth, rocking the cheese hat, rainbow waistcoat and just a little bit of camp — opening proceedings with a Pride-themed Town Cry.

Then on Saturday 27th June I'm channeling my discotheque diva.

The Lord of Cheese shall ascend to the decks at the Silk Mill from 10:30pm–midnight for the closing party, spinning camp classics, disco, pop and retro house guaranteed to get you dolls sweating, your booties shaking and those fans a-clacking.

🎟️ and info for all the fabulous happenings across the month can be found on the Frome Pride website

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22/05/2026

We’re having an absolute ball rehearsing this for you lot.

Frome Drama presents The Maids at The Archangel for The Frome Festival:

Fri 3 July — 9pm
Sat 4 July — 5pm & 9pm
Sun 5 July — 5pm

Tickets are limited so grab yours now via the Cheese & Grain Website

17/05/2026

16/05/2026

Make hay, Callum & Heather cameo, whipped ricotta

14/05/2026

This is the poster for the play what I'm directing and what a glorious poster it is!

Enormous thanks to for creating something so striking.

Tickets go on sale tomorrow (Friday 15th May) for Friends of the Frome Festival, with general release from Sunday 17th May.

They are very limited, so early booking is strongly advised to avoid disappointment.

Tickets can be booked via the Frome Festival website.