12/05/2026
Get your grills ready, because our May Hamper is here to make your neighbors jealous! 🥩🔥
We’re not saying this deal is a steal, but you might want to check if we’re wearing masks. For just £50, you’re getting a mountain of meat that would normally cost you £75 at the "Big 4" supermarkets. That’s a £25 saving—basically enough to buy the charcoal, the buns, and a very fancy hat for the Grill Master. 🤠
What’s included -
- 12 Hand-Spanked Steak Burgers: Yes, we spanked them so you don’t have to. Perfectly tender and ready for the flame. 🍔
- 1.5kg Oyster Cut Chicken Legs: We’ve split ‘em into drums and thighs, and half are already in our Smokey BBQ marinade. 🍗
- 1.3kg Boneless Pork Strips: Lean, mean, and half are coated in a finger-licking Chinese glaze.
- 1.0kg Traditional Butchers Sausages: The real deal. No "mystery meat" here, just pure banger brilliance. 🌭
- 1.0kg Lean Lamb Loin Chops: For when you want to feel a bit posh while eating with your hands. 🐑
- 1.0kg Boneless & Skinless Chicken Breast: The versatile king of the kitchen. 🐔
The Damage: Only £50! (Down from our usual £59).
Why pay £25 more at the supermarket for meat that’s spent more time in a truck than on a farm? Support your local butcher and fill your freezer for less!
