Aldi Aisle Of Shame Community

04/03/2025

04/03/2025

My coffee shop using there old milk boxes for coffee holders. I was so impressed.

04/03/2025

DIY Wind Chime Idea
spotted on the Tedooo app

04/03/2025

Thoughts? Good or bad?

04/03/2025

Lived here for 3 years and just noticed this.

I feel a bit sick. 🤢

My wife ws unfazed.

M, 38, UK12.5, banana for scale.

Credit: Ste Gough

04/03/2025

I've created a little reminder for my other half....
50, grey. Likes Passat estates.

04/03/2025

I’ve been in full time work for 29 years & Ive had ham sandwich every day for those 29 years.
365 minus 104 weekend days, times 29 years equals roughly I’ve eaten 7569 ham sandwiches for lunch in my working life, for some reason my wife has made me sausage sandwiches for tomorrows lunch.
I’m not sure how I feel about this?
49, size 11, likes all cuts of pig meat but only likes one sort in his lunch sandwich.

04/03/2025

Alright, Woolworths. What the f**k is this!!!!!!

Never in my years on this earth, have I had still undercooked pasta that has given up like this.

It’s like “Nup. I’m not doing the tasty tube for the epic sauce tonight.”

No.

“I’m just going to lay here and die in strips just for s**ts and giggles.”

I check the packet. Cooks in 14 minutes, but it’s only been cooking for less than 10. I know, because a watch pot never f**king boils and I’ve been standing in the outdoor kitchen like a complete loser trying to complete the camp-style classic I’m known for in this household.

Actually, it’s gourmet because I got the recipe from Neil Perry! Who I bet would rather die than eat Woolworths pasta.

So some f**king idiot backed the wrong f**king horse in the pasta aisle and this s**t isn’t even Italian!!

The packed says “Packed For Woolworths”.

From where?!?! Nobody knows! Because it isn’t on the packet.

No “Product of Italy” like one would expect from any pasta worth eating.

I made a mistake. I failed my children and I failed myself.

woolworths_au The Fu**ed Food People.

I am not amused.

THE END