06/04/2026
😏 SOMETHING IS COOKING AT THE BILTONG & GIFT SHOP 😏
We’ve been busy… like “ planning on moving things around and clicking buttons we hope work” 👀
🧩 Can you guess what’s coming?
🧩 Riddle 1:
I didn’t move shops… but suddenly nothing is where you remember it 🤔
You’ll walk in confident… and leave discovering things you never planned to buy 😅
🧩 Riddle 2:
I never sleep, I don’t need staff, and I won’t judge your late-night snack decisions 😏
You can visit me in your pajamas… no shoes required 👀
👇 What do you think we’ve been up to?
📍 Come see for yourself when we are done… or maybe just stay in bed and find out 😜
⏳ 😏 BIG THINGS LOADING… (we hope) 😏
We’re planning for everything to be ready by 25 April 👀🔥
BUT… let’s be honest…
If things don’t go as planned, we’ll just be here working harder, faster… and probably surviving on coffee and biltong 😅☕🥩
Either way — it’s coming!
And it’s going to be worth it 🙌
👇 Hold us accountable… are we making the 25th or not? 😂