19/11/2025
'I was at The VIP lounge when people said 'VDM your friend, Mr Jollof just passed'. I knew immediately we were not going to fly'. When we were queuing to enter the plane, I was right behind him. People were calling my name but he didn't turn back. People were snapping with me and I saw that he had entered the plane. When I entered the plane, I was looking at him eyeball to eyeball and he maintained the eye contact. I then said, 'how far, that slap you promised me, na today you go give me'. He said, 'e be like say you dey craze'. People started shouting VDM. I then stood up
One old woman said 'VDM what is wrong with you, go and sit down'. As I wanted to turn, Jollof gave me two blows on my face. Funnybone was sitting down watching. As he wanted to land the third blow, I brought him down. Funnybone pushed me and held my hands. He and Funnybone then pushed me. The passengers were shouting 'VDM stop'. I then pinned jollof under my arm so he could pass out. I remembered how he insulted my mum and I pinned him more. He then bit me and I came back to reality. I appreciate him for biting me because something bad would have happened'
-Verydarkman
Moral lesson: let's everybody learn how to bite