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17/01/2025

Emmanuel: "Doctor, my girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never cut. How is it possible?".

Doctor w££d: let me tell you a story. "There was once a hunter who always carry a gūn wherever he go. One day he mistakenly took an umbrella instead of his gūn and went out.. . A lion suddenly jumped in Front of him. In order to scãre the 🦁 lion, the hunter used the umbrella like a gūn, and sh0t the lion then it d!ed".

Emmanuel: n0nsense!! Someone else must have sh0t the lion... .

Doctor w££d: Very good!! You understand the story. ...

Next patient🤕 please!!!!😂😂

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17/01/2025

THIS ONE REALLY CHOKE

Yesterday, I went into a pharmacy and told the pharmacist 🗣️"Hello, could you give me cond*m?,I'm going to my girlfriend's place for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"🍜😋

The pharmacist gave me the cond*m and as I was going out, I turn back and told him "Give me another cond*m because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, I might also get a chance there because She always crosses her legs in a provocative manner whenever she sees me.😉❤️

The pharmacist gave me the second cond*m and as I was leaving again I turned back and told him to give me one more cond*m because my girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute👩😻 and when she sees me she always makes eye contact and since she invited me for dinner I think she is expecting me to make a move.😼😌

Moments later I left🚶‍♂️🚶‍♂️.
During dinner, I sat with my girlfriend at the left, the sister on my right and the mum facing me.
So later when my girlfriend's Dad walks in, I lowered my head and starts the dinner prayer.🙏🗣️"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you"ve given us"
⌚10minutes after, I was still praying,20 minutes go by, and I'm still praying, keeping my head down, very close to the table.😌

🙄The whole family all looked at each other surprisingly, and my girlfriend was even more surprised than others.
So she gets close to me and whispered to my ear, "I didn't know you're so religious like this"😏

Me with my head still on the table replied, 🗣️"I never knew your dad was a pharmacist!"🤧🙆‍♂️

Did U get it?

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17/01/2025

A man just came back from a journey that lasted one week. He sat down, looking tired, & unhappy. His 2-year old daughter came to him and goes: Daddy, Mummy has just gone out."

Daddy: "Where has she gone to?

Baby: "To do her hair".

Daddy: "OK".

Baby: "Daddy, are you annoyed."

Daddy: "Not at all. Why do you ask?

Baby: Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, if you smile to me now I will tell you who sleeps with Mummy on her bed each time you travel."
The man became very anxious, breathing heavily and his heart was just pounding, believing that the cat was going to be let out of the bag. He quickly oozed out a very broad smile, hugged the small girl pulled her closer to himself.

Daddy: "Oya tell me now, I've smiled. You want me to smile again." He kept on smiling.

Baby: Smiled, jumped up twice & said. Daddy, it's me. And I have stopped urinating on Mommy's bed... 😆😆😆😆

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17/01/2025

Imagine when you are about to give an offering in church with your last money and she texts "buy condoms I'm on my way."
I swear the devil will win this battle with most guys.

17/01/2025

A guy asked a girl in a library.

"Do you mind if I sit beside you"?

The girl answered with a loud voice, "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU"

All the students in the library started staring at the guy and he was embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes,

The girl walked quietly to the guy's table and she told him, "I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking.

I guess you felt embarrassed, right?".

The guy responded with a loud voice: "$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S TOO MUCH!!!"

All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock, and the guy whispered in her ears;

"I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty."

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17/01/2025

I was 12yrs when I had my first kiss.

I just finished primary 6 then.

we were still on break.

That day after kissing amanda. I went back home, wallowing in my own Shadow's.

I have gotten someone pregnant. I said to my self.

You remember all those old nollywood movies, when if you kiss a girl, the next day or something her parents bring the girl to your fathers house that's she pregnant?

Men. I wasn't really myself.

I couldn't sleep that night.

The next day amanda's mom and Amanda came to our house.

Immediately I saw her, I was willingly to confess.

when they came I brought my mom into her bed room.

My father was outside the parlor with the guest

so literally I could hear what ever conversation amanda's mom and my dad were having.

I opened my mouth to speak out when I heard Amanda mom telling my dad, they were going to need our wheelbarrow for some mini work thats why she came.

I got really relieved.

Ayochidi talk na. my mom said ..

No mommy i wanted to tell you that I want to go and play ball. I told my mom

really? my mom asked me.

I nodded to yes.

My mom felt it strange, because I never tell her when I go to play football.

I started avoiding amanda, I wasn't ready to have twins yet.

I kept my distance.

My mind wasn't still at rest..

5days later after the kiss..

Amanda's mom rushed to our house..

And told my mom that amanda has been vomiting since yesterday.

I saw the world falling down on me...

I was mute..

Mommy is true. I did it. I told my mom

amanda mom, my mom and my dad was there..

Did what? my mom asked.

It was me that made amanda to be pregnant. I said.

They were all mute

how? my mom asked

Promise you won't beat me. I told my
mom.

I kissed her. I said

Ayo, where did you learn that from? my mother asked.

Mommy, I'm sorry. I told my mom.

The whole place was mute for son seconds.

How are you going to take care of the child now? my mother asked me.

I don't know. I told my mother.

Do you want to drop out of school and

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SORRY MOM, I'm still trying Please be healthy. I'm gonna make you proud one day..😊🤍the story.

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my life isn't perfect but I'm thankful for everything I have.

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Be with someone who chooses you
among billions. ♥️💫

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“No one knows how much i cried that day and every day.”Okay