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Short storyMY FIRST TIME TO HAVE S*X.I entered a shop and bought a pack with three condoms, I looked at them curiously f...
29/05/2024

Short story

MY FIRST TIME TO HAVE S*X.

I entered a shop and bought a pack with three condoms, I looked at them curiously for a while wondering how on earth I could use them.

The Lady at the counter noticed my puzzlement and asked sincerely, ''Have you ever used a condom?

Do you know how to put it on?'' I blushed and said, "No!" The lady took one condom and opened it and wore it on her thumb as an example.

"This is how you put it. You have to make sure its tight!''

I was even more puzzled by this. I was just an innocent young man. She noticed how shy and confused I was.

"You must be a virgin," she said teasingly. "Have you ever had s*x?"... She asked.. l said, ''No!" Then she looked around the shop; there was no one but just the two of us.

She called me behind the counter, opened the door leading to the back rooms and invited me in. She quickly locked the door.

She told me to hurry up... "We don't have time!" She said. She pulled her short skirt up, her panty down, opened her legs and layed her back on a table. I was really shaking!

Then she told me to wear the condom on just like she had demonstrated to me. I did, and she pulled me close, and oh yes! there, I as right deep inside her wet sweet flesh. ......

But Oh My God no, in just two minutes inside it was just too much and I came, tsaaa tsaaa I WAS DONE!!

The lady felt it too, she felt the hot fluid inside her, and asks me, ''Did you put the condom on like I told you?" "Yes I did. Just like you showed me!" I replied.

She says, ''Lets see!" (I showed her) "Oh s**t!" she screamed. "You are supposed to wear it on your P***S not on your THUMB, you fool...!!!..That's how I became a dad. I am off to buy pampers😭"

The Moral Of The Story!

Out of ignorance, 99% of marriages were formed in this manner. No, proper counseling or education. And the bible says in the book of Hosea, "My people perish for lack of knowledge (Information)".

Ladies, READ THIS!👇You found him on Facebook😁You checked his profile picture👀He is handsome🥺He DM you🤭You reply, all exc...
25/01/2024

Ladies, READ THIS!👇

You found him on Facebook😁
You checked his profile picture👀
He is handsome🥺
He DM you🤭
You reply, all excited😳
You all want to hook up🤤
You set a date🌛
You dress up that leggings with no underwear😵‍💫
You're smelling good 🤗
You put on a makeup, fresh breath and new weavon👸
He takes you for a lunch at an expensive restaurant🍹🍜
He takes you for a drink at an expensive club🍾🥂
You two have a good time🥳
He rubs your hand🤌
Makes you laugh🤣
Gives you looks and smiles☺️
You stupidly fall in love 😍
It's like you've known him for some years🥰
He took you to his apartment💒
He makes you feel comfortable and lays you on his bed🛌
Kiss you passionately💋
You love his aggression, strength, power and you give in❤️‍🔥
It feels good🤩
You know it's wrong, but it's feel good😙
You ask for protection, he says it's too late😑
You obey and don't disturb😶
He says he loves you and you don't hesitate to say you love him too😌
He hits it nice and slow🙃
After, he goes to the kitchen to get u a glass of water🥤🧊
You feel special🤭
"He must be the one" you think to yourself🤔😁
You get dressed👸
He takes you to the taxi park🚖
He kisses you on the cheeks and says
"I had a great time"😛
Gives u cash💵
You smile and say😁
"See you tomorrow babe"😘
He stays silent 😶
In the taxi u can't stop smiling😌☺️😊
You get home and inbox him dat u got home safe😇
He is online, but doesn't reply🤨
It's like unlike him, so you inbox him again🤳
He doesn't respond😟
Minutes later you can't find him on your friend list😢
HE BLOCKED YOU😰😳😲
Days, weeks and months passes by
You started feeling sick, weak, n loose weight🤒🤧
You go to clinic🏥
Get tested🌡️
Minutes later🕐
Nurse walks in "I'm sorry. You're HIV positive n pregnant😲☹️
"HOW?😳"
Reality hits you😓
You walk home 🦶
Scared
Confused
You go to the bus stop
Hopeless and emotionless
You see death coming nearer
You look into the sky and mumble a prayer
That's the end of you

Don't be that girl! LIVE WELL!!!

Two guys rāp£d a princess👸 and when they were caūght and sent tothe king🤴, he ordered them to go and bring as many fruit...
25/01/2024

Two guys rāp£d a princess👸 and when they were caūght and sent to
the king🤴, he ordered them to go and bring as many fruits as they can to bail themselves.🍇🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋😁

🧔The first guy went and returned with 15 mangoes🍋the king ordered his guards to
insert all the mangoes into his anūs🙆‍♂️so he would feel the same pain 😰as the princess👸. The guards did as they were
ordered and the guy scrēāmed🙀😫 and shøuted in paīn.😰😭

Moments later, he støpped screaming and Shøuting then started laughing.😂🤣

The guards then became surprised and
asked him 🗣️why he was laughing despite all the paīns. The guy pointed to the road 👉....🚶‍♂️and said🗣️"look at my friend Gõdy Blêss he brought 50 water melons🍉

The guards and king faīnted!!

🙆‍♂️🤣🙆‍♂️🤣🙆‍♂️🤣🙆‍♂️🤣🙆‍♂️🤣🙆‍♂️🤣🙆‍♂️🤣

🎗️ REMINDER 🎗️ I don't get paid for posting but i do to make you guys happy 😁, please don't go without reacting ( that's encouragement) ❤️✅

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The Mermaid 02“Don’t be scared.”A mermaid said holding a small trident along with Four others. They were looking so beau...
25/01/2024

The Mermaid 02

“Don’t be scared.”

A mermaid said holding a small trident along with Four others. They were looking so beautiful with a sparkling of eyes.

“What do you want from me?.” Loveth asked fearfully.

“We are not here to harm you young lady.”

“Then what do you want??.” she shouted.

“We are here to welcome a princess.”

“A princess? A…princess (looking at her daughter bed) I hope it…”

“Exactly! (She bluffed out immediately) you should be glad you have her. Our queen son saw you when you were dancing. We knew about your love for water or have you forgotten who you have been talking to when you were small?.”

“So? S…so…so! How does that got to do with my child. I don’t know you! So, are you telling me it’s wrong to be obsessed with water? All those things happening to me when I was small was never in my conscious mind. I do things or see things that I couldn't remember to have done or doing it without anyone knowing. But it as all stopped ever since I left the village. So don’t come here to tell me what is not right!.” She shouted at them.

“We have choosing your daughter for our prince.” The mermaid said in a thunderous laughter.

“Never! My child will never be choosing as a merman wife, never! She is given to me by God and no man or any ungodly creature can have her.” She ran to her husband to wake him but he was fast asleep. She goes to her sister and still she didn’t answer. What have you done to them?? What did you doooo!.” She asked running over to her baby bed.

“You are in your dream land my dear so you shouldn’t panic. They can’t hear you.”

“Ha! (On her knees) please! Please!! I am sorry. Just take whatever belongs to you away from me. I promised not to ever praise the mermaids or dance in the water again. Please for the sake of my family and daughter, erase anything you might have done to her.”

No way!.” They chorused.

“Take note woman!
Your daughter must not be beaten nor suffered for anything. Don’t worry, your family will be giving a large

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