Jesse Ryders Maccas Order

23/07/2025

Goin on a dte tnight fellz

Topics of conversation goers:
Prettiest gal in tha rom
Sparkly eys
Full package
That joke was the bst ive herd
Pashin for Volunteerin
Tampons gotta b free
Love kids (show the pic of the neph I fkn hate)

Topics nt to tuch -
My ESPN stats
State of Origin
Jacinta Ardern
Merivale Maccas
My ton against my old schl 1st 11 on satdee
My stance on Israel filau
Lora mcgoldrik
My high schl cap game
Woman’s crcket
Nathan Astle 222
My nme on the giness wall
How mch gears up my nos

09/05/2025

farkkk me what a couply weeks. top it of wit being in da club wit dis 12/10 looking mcgoldrick ting n and her bloke. nd up gettin strangled out of da club wit da bird 4 a hookup and tongue punch lik da big jess left right good night. cm bk n da bloke nicho goes fark brah wear u been u a good c**t did u realise i had a tumour at da age of 5. farkkk unlucky to da bro but fk gotta do what jess just did n snake ya mrs round da corner of da club haha. ta top it of snt in a pic of the big jess marlon samuels c**k to da step mum janice aftawards. remind of da great guppy gettin shafted by me back in da day behind seddon park

31/12/2024

oi boyz strat up by diz, jst listd for a despert six 0 by now 4 da tab, wanna punt guppy 2 get 0 n nek game. fk dat cnt

30/11/2024

Ryder kngs cup rules

Ace: line
2: line
3: line
4:line
5: send a dickpic to stags hr
6: line
7: nz lid boof
8: line
9: line
10: kill a cgull
Jack: line
Queen: line
King: death threat to guppy

Chez c**s c yas in a n e in abot 10 mins

29/11/2024

Harhar fk kdz thez days ay farkn litle c**s id fkn murdr tha knt doin that to napiah boyz number 1 even now fk I woz natrally giftd ay holy fk

That’s one way to spice up the pitch…

13/09/2024

Panthaz 4 peat bbyyy. Gt my unkl jase from penrif hez a madcnt ay las tm I saw tht cnt we were don bagz in Akl wile I woz on contrc w the stagz. Tld him if I hit 3 sixes agnst the aces I get to hav a go on his missus. Guppy court me on th boundry 1 t go the ginga cnt fck that cnt alwyz takin my slays. Laura come bck to me fk your anniversary video shoulda been jesse fk seig. Got a 1 dolla 37 leg multi on giv m 2 months of sport I’ll be rch agen

10/09/2024

howzat, fk spun the jacky at cranford ale and pt it all on the meat raffle. bt brendan stole it off me tha lttle cnt fkn paraded arond too like calm dwn mate ya sun suks at cricket cnt even make junir firsts fkn little spaggeti cnt i woz in nap boys 1st 11 in fkn yr 9 thy mad the durag prt of schl uniform i woz tht gud. ah well fk back to the drawin board tim to st bck n watch the dogs fkn knarly little c**s remnds me of me in my hay day wth the footy in bckfield fk i woz lethl coulda gone either code ay wld probs stll be playn js cnt be fkd ay js life bro jst admn ay bizee w all my otha s*t goin on

18/08/2024

jst wanna hav da dilmah tea party bk ay, holeeee dat woody would be good in da dilmah cup ay fk would be blind n neva last afta t. let alone fkn guppy dat weak cnt. own lee ting was da company on it would be worse dan sittin with two deaf c**s. fk no I dont wanna sit up der wif rigga let aloan craig cummo. blokes were honest scared of da jess right hand. yo to da fk im still 1 of tha greats

29/06/2024

fk, maggoted done iv hd a nouf, fk jacko ford honest how hrd to grab a drpped mince cheese unda da stiks. jst lst 4 hunded but gs wat I still lookin for da mcgoldrick. da mighty jess lookn for a mutt and evn a hook lter. n e way meke wah cya at eden park to hit not onli a bomb but also a oyster lter on

26/06/2024

fk 2day da day. sittin on da s**tta doin a double brown s**t and canca stik combuk thinkin i coulda been dat nxt guy to hve da crack at those nsw blue. strait up light out no 1 home to dat latrell maggit… abbo haha he neva heard of da treaty… mcg ay fk that place haven hit a run alwayz 2 blind to c jim patto… QUEENSLANDER YO FK

11/04/2024

Jus had a drem I was drivin a took took with baino in Somalia told tha c**t do a vess if ya kld your family he had a go but strted chuckin it up mid boof long story short dunno if hez a p***y or innocen but in napuk we say beer don lie gud guy all round tho hatz baz lukky coz I hate that cnt too

04/04/2024

Jus spun the 20 buk mina bonus now my dets down ta 15 thousan 2 hundred and twnty 3 dollas cash out gotta go get a steiny n let eveyon know I wuz a blackcap