Inu Nutrition Bar

04/06/2026

🚨 MAGIC STRAWS HAVE LANDED 🚨

And yes… they’ll be available from tomorrow! 🎉

We’ve packaged them individually, which means you can mix, match and create your own little flavour adventure without committing to an entire box. Smart? Absolutely.

✨ Water Straws
✨ Fizzy Water Straws
✨ Milk Straws

And when we say the flavours are ridiculous… we mean RIDICULOUS. The kind of flavours that make you question who thought of them, but then immediately need to try one anyway.

Perfect for school lunches, office desks, road trips, or just because plain water is giving absolutely nothing.

Be here tomorrow, grab your favourites, and don’t hang about too long… we have a feeling these little beauties won’t be sticking around for long. 👀

See you at Inu. 💜

01/06/2026

❄️ INU WINTER HOURS ❄️

Turns out even chaos needs a day off.

From this week, Inu will be running on winter mode:

🕘 Tuesday – Saturday
🕓 9am – 4pm

Mondays have been promoted to “staying in our pyjamas and making questionable life choices” day.

Don’t panic though—we’re still here five days a week serving your Loaded Teas, Dirty Sodas, Protein Smoothies, Frappes, Coffee and all the other little drinks that make life slightly more tolerable.

So set your alarms (or don’t), grab your emotional support beverage, and we’ll see you Tuesday through Saturday.

31/05/2026

Relatable ✨

31/05/2026

🚨 Yes, we are OPEN tomorrow! 🚨

King’s Birthday means a cheeky sleep-in for everyone… including us 😘

⏰ 10am – 4pm

We’re fully stocked, caffeinated, hydrated, protein-packed and ready for absolute chaos.
(It’s us. We’re the chaos.)

Whether you’re escaping family obligations, avoiding housework, or simply need a little treaty-treat, we’ve got you covered.

☕ Coffee ✔️
🥤 Loaded Teas ✔️
💪 Protein Smoothies ✔️
🍦 Frappes ✔️
🫧 Dirty Sodas ✔️
😇 Questionable life choices ✔️

See you from 10am tomorrow.

Ok love you byyyyyyye

30/05/2026

29/05/2026

We’ve ordered in a little viral treat for you today... 👀

IYKYK.

And before you ask... yes, we tested the crack. She’s fire. 🔥

Available from 11am until sold out, and if the internet has taught us anything, it’s that these won’t hang around.

So your options are:✨ Be fast.😎 Be early.😭 Or be sad.

As my mama once said…. “The things we do for you.. 🫣” 👀

29/05/2026

You lot are unstoppable.

Today's customer creation:

🍌 Banana Frappe🤎 Double Brown Sugar Cinnamon🍫 Chocolate Drizzle✨ Caramel Drizzle☁️ Vanilla Whip

This drink has absolutely no business being this good.

Then they slapped 14g of protein in it so technically it's a health beverage and I will not be accepting further questions.

The creativity coming out of this town needs to be studied.

29/05/2026

SM ordered a Lavender Chocolate Frappe and a Brown Sugar Cinnamon Hot Chocolate.

My assumption?

SM doesn’t choose drinks.

SM curates experiences.

The Lavender Chocolate Frappe says:
🌸 “I romanticise my life.”

The Brown Sugar Cinnamon Hot Chocolate says:
🕯️ “And my life is set in a cosy cabin even when I’m sitting in a car park.”

SM has absolutely bought something because it was “cute” and then found a reason to justify it later.

Their Pinterest boards are immaculate.
Their camera roll is 90% sunsets, pets, and screenshots they’ll never look at again.

This order feels like someone who wants to be wrapped in a fluffy blanket, handed a good book, and left alone with their thoughts… but only after hearing the latest gossip first.

Rating: 11/10.

Main character energy with a side quest for comfort and a suspiciously high appreciation for aesthetic beverages.

29/05/2026

Making wild unhinged assumptions based on our customers DELIVEREASY orders…

S ordered a Daydreamer Loaded Tea and TWO Large Mochas.

My assumption?

S is the friend holding everyone else’s life together while quietly running on caffeine and good intentions.

The Daydreamer Loaded Tea says:
✨ “I’ve got dreams.”

The two Large Mochas say:
☕ “And approximately 47 things to do before lunch.”

S probably has three tabs open, six unfinished projects, and somehow still remembers everyone’s birthday.

Orders a drink for the person they are…
and two coffees for the person the world requires them to be.

Rating: 10/10.

Equal parts dreamer, doer, and “I’ll just quickly…” before accidentally being productive for the next four hours.

29/05/2026

Making wild unhinged assumptions about our DELIVEREASY customers based on their orders…

B ordered a Snickers Protein Smoothie and a Mega Nerds Loaded Tea.

My assumption?

B wakes up every morning and chooses both chaos and gains.

They’re the kind of person who’ll say:
“I’m really focusing on my health at the moment”
while simultaneously consuming enough caffeine to communicate directly with satellites.

The Snickers Protein Smoothie says:
💪 “I have goals.”

The Mega Nerds Loaded Tea says:
🚀 “And absolutely no intention of arriving at them calmly.”

B has probably uttered the phrase:
“Just one more thing…”
at 11:47pm before accidentally starting an entirely new project.

10% gym rat.
10% gremlin.
80% powered by sheer determination and questionable decisions.

Rating: Would absolutely survive an apocalypse but would make it weird. 🫡🥤💥