05/13/2026
If there was ever a moment that perfectly summed me up as a human being… today might’ve been it 😂
Went over to check out The Back Nine Golf - Alcoa, TN today because I’ve got a couple charity golf tournaments coming up for Shop With A Cop of Blount County and United Way of Blount County. And seeing that my golf game currently resembles a wounded goose fighting for its life, I figured I should probably hit a few balls before I embarrass myself publicly.
Reached out to Tony over there and he got me set up. And dude… this place is ABSURD.
Like… “how is this even in Alcoa?” absurd.
Top of the line simulators, crazy accurate shot tracking, super laid back atmosphere, comfy seating, complimentary coffee and water, music going, AC blasting. Just a ridiculously cool setup.
Spent a while dialing in distances, then played Pebble Beach for a bit and honestly didn’t wanna leave. It’s one of those places you walk into and immediately go:
“Yep. I’m gonna spend money here.” 😂
So eventually I wrap up, walk outside feeling like a semi-professional golfer for the first time in my life, throw my clubs in the trunk, shut it…
…and then my soul left my body.
Because right as the trunk latches shut, it hits me:
“My keys are in the golf bag.”
Inside the trunk.
Inside the locked car.
Outstanding performance by me. Truly elite level stupidity.
So now I’m standing in the parking lot looking like a man who shouldn’t legally be allowed to operate motor vehicles.
Only one person I knew to call:
Greg at GW Towing.
And THIS is why local businesses matter. Greg himself answers the phone. No robot. No “press 4 for roadside assistance.” No outsourced nonsense. Just:
“Hey buddy, what’d ya do?” 😂
Had Shane headed my way immediately. Dude pulls up, hops out, works absolute wizard magic on my car door, and had me back in my vehicle in what felt like 14 seconds.
So within the span of like an hour:
• One local business helped me pretend I’m decent at golf.
• Another local business rescued me from my own brain malfunction.
And both were incredible.
That’s what makes this community special, man. It’s real people. Owners who care. Businesses that actually give a damn. Folks who take pride in what they built and how they treat people.
Need somewhere cool to hit golf balls, hang out, or get a membership? Go see Back Nine. Seriously.
Need a tow, unlock, roadside help, or someone to save you from your own bad decisions? Call GW Towing 😂
Blount County’s got some really good people in it.
Local over everything 🤘🏼