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A mobile cheese shop on wheels! Find us at the farmers markets& other locations!!

09/24/2026

It’s been a bit, but Unholy Cheese 🧀🎬 is back to filming! Had a great day today with Nicholas Tyler Hoehn Ben-David Armstrong Joe Eccles and friends!

09/06/2026

5 years ago I filled this thing up with the very best cheese I could find. Determined to bring the cheese everywhere make it accessible to all the curd nerds of the world no matter where you lived.

5 years later we emptied it for who knows how long… The dream is still alive, the vision is still out there. I just need to break away from all the bad luck and negativity in the world and let the good juju flow.

I promise you all The Roaming Wedge will be back.
I’m not good at much of anything in life but I’m damn good at two things selling cheese& and making people laugh and as far as I can see it. Theirs still lots of cheese that needs to be sold and the world needs a whole lot more laughs cause damn is it bleak…

So I just want to say Thankyou to each and everyone of my curd nerds for letting me do what I love these past 5 years it’s been an honor to meet y’all as customers but walk away as friends..

My Kickstarter to help the businesses is still open if y’all wanna help at all I don’t expect anyone too but choice is always yours!
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theroamingwedge/the-roaming-wedge-20

So until we meet again my beloved curd nerds ill remind you one more time to please
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!!

09/03/2026

It’s a party at tulip tree y’all come through!! It’s the last time the wedge will be out for god only knows how long so let’s have a good time while we can!!

09/02/2026

The roaming wedge roams to Tulip Tree Gardens Co. this Thursday from 4-8pm this will be it folks I only have about 20lbs of cheese left on the wedge so this will be the final market the wedge does before I have to close the doors for a hiatus of unknown length..

So come out for a few more laughs and a few more bites of cheese!!

Fingers crossed the good news will roll in soon and things will start to get back on track but tomorrow is never certain so enjoy every damn minute while you got em!!

Until then my beloved curd nerds please,
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!!

08/30/2026

Y’all the last few weeks have been the most humbling and appreciative weeks I’ve ever had. The love and support all my curd nerds have given me and the wedge during the absolute worst time is truly life changing.

Major Thankyou to Tulip Tree Gardens Co.and Smugglers Coffee for hosting the wedge

This is all the inventory that is left less than 20lbs of cheese and then the roaming wedge will temporarily close its doors. It hurts my heart to see the cheese fridge this empty but it’s for the best so I’ll be popping up for the final time this week for the final push of this cheese. Stay tuned for where and when.

I just gotta say from the bottom of my heart no matter what happens it’s been an honor to sling cheese and make all these incredible friends along the way!!!

So until then my beloved curd nerds,
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!!

08/27/2026

Hey y’all the time has almost come where the roaming wedge is officially out of all the inventory..

So if you could come to Smugglers Coffee this Saturday from 8am-3pm and help with the last push of my inventory while drinking world class coffee I would greatly appreciate it!!

While I pray this is just a temporary hiatus while I get things sorted out and fingers crossed get this loan approved so I can keep doing what I was meant to do with my life my reason for living… selling cheese&making people laugh!!

Without the roaming wedge I wouldn’t even know who I am so we are gonna be positive and say this is just a setback and eventually everything will get back on track for cheesy world domination….

So say whatever good juju you can for me, party with us one more time this Saturday and if you want you can donate to my Kickstarter(link in bio and below) but I know everyone has their own problems so totally cool if you don’t!

So until then my loving curd nerds,
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!!

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theroamingwedge/the-roaming-wedge-20

08/22/2026

First I need to start off by saying Thankyou to everyone that has said the kind words you have no idea how much yall mean to me your helping the fire inside me stay alive!

My only goal is to keep everyone smiling and laughing and eating really great cheese!!

The roamingwedge has about 50% of inventory left before i temporarily shut my doors while everything gets figured out. Fingers crossed I get approved for my loan or the Kickstarter works out!

So my beloved curd nerds I’ll be at my one true home Smugglers Coffee from 8am-3pm today come eat some cheese and have some laughs with us!

Until then my beloved curd nerds,
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful!!

08/20/2026

I didn’t expect this day to be a whirlwind of emotion for me. I’m all set up for the gathering market at Tulip Tree Gardens Co. and I’m happy and sad and angry so many things I can’t even begin to articulate. This is the first market I’ve been at since my life turned to s**t and really don’t know what to say or do.

The overwhelming joy of being able to do what I love and sell cheese to all the loving curd nerds is what is ultimately driving me today. Then reality of not knowing how much longer the roaming wedge has left is what’s killing me.

I’m selling through my inventory and then trying to figure out my plans for survival and how to keep what I love alive…

So in the end if you have time come out to party with the cheeseman buy some cheese and awesome stuff from my vendor friends or just come have a laugh with me.

Life is short, cheese is delicious and laughter is forever

So until then my curd nerds,
Keep it Cheesy&Cheerful…

One more thing, mental health matters talk to the ones you got and be ok with not being ok we are all on this stupid rock together so let’s all help each other make it a little better every day.

08/18/2026

Hi y’all hope everyone is enduring and getting through this crap!! Fun fact a little cheese treat is exactly what you need to get a piece of happiness back!

Starting this week the roaming wedge is back temporarily to sell through all its inventory and then shut its doors for a while unfortunately…

So Thursday you can find me at Tulip Tree Gardens Co. from 4pm-8pm and Saturday you can find me at the world famous Smugglers Coffee from 8am-3pm!!

I can’t guarantee how many more times the wedge has left so if you wanna get cheesy come see me soon before all the cheese is gone!

Fingers crossed I figure out a good solution soon and find a way to keep The Roaming Wedge alive but I just don’t know y’all….

My Kickstarter to save the wedge is live and link is in my bio but my curd nerds have dealt with enough crap cause of these storms so I say focus on getting yourself right first and foremost Thats priority number one.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/theroamingwedge/the-roaming-wedge-20

08/15/2026

So just letting my curd nerds know I may postpone tomorrow’s return to smugglers. With the weather and the state of things it’s a toss up. Wanted everyone to know cheeseman is safe, trailer and cheese is safe. I want yall to be safe during this bogus weather we’ve been having. So when weather is cleared, everyone has got power back to their homes and we regain some normalcy then it’ll be time for the wedge to roam. So stay tuned for updates until then be safe!

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