Mike's Happy Hens of Bernhards Bay

Mike's Happy Hens of Bernhards Bay Im a small town country guy just trying to peddle some eggs to help with the cost of feeding flock.

05/18/2023

Few dozen looking to make the breakfast table. $3 a dozen, $2.50 a dozen of you take 2 or more.

05/04/2023

2 dozen mixed sizes, large to x jumbo. Haven't been lasting long. 3 clucks.

04/27/2023

4-5 dozen looking for takers, asking $3 a dozen right now, probably rest of the summer. I'll discount a little for large quantity.

Six nesting boxes and they all set up in one.
03/28/2023

Six nesting boxes and they all set up in one.

03/10/2023

Four or five dozen available. All are going to be large to extra large. Extra jumbos are no longer available as those hen's are getting old, and lower in number. $4 a dozen. right now, discount on quantity.

03/03/2023

I can't take credit for writing this but it's very accurate.

Things I’ve learned about raising chickens (so far), in chronological order:

-she wants me to buy her a chicken.
-wow, they’re a lot cheaper than I expected!
-holy crap they’re cute. Let’s buy two.
-What do you mean I can’t just buy 1 gray one and one yellow one? Six?? Ok.
-Heat lamps get WAY hotter than 100 degrees.
-raise the water dish so they stop sh****ng in it.
-raise it again so they stop kicking shavings in it
-nothing you do matters. They kick and crap in it regardless.
-They chirp louder than you might expect.
-they don’t sleep 8 hours straight while I do.
-neither do I, anymore.
-they will try to escape. Some will be successful.
-you need a bigger brooder.
-I’m not spending $600 for a coop, I can build one myself for half that price.
-no I can’t.
-Shop for pre-built nesting boxes. Eeeek, nevermind. I can build some in half a day.
-no I can’t.
-despite the cost, time, cursing and bleeding, I’m satisfied with the nesting box project.
-these ungrateful mothercluckers will lay eggs everywhere EXCEPT the nesting boxes.
-I don’t need a fence, my yard is huge.
-*vehicle impact* dammit.
-building a fence SUCKS, and isn’t cheap.
-I could sell these eggs for $4 a dozen!
-no I can’t.
-I need a bigger coop.
-like, way bigger.
-these eggs cost me about $62 each so far.
-I want all the kinds of chickens!
-Sooo, I was thinking, we also have room for a couple goats…

Xl eggs, the brown one. Got one over jumbo today from the americuana hen. She's one of the smallest, so this must be a ...
02/23/2023

Xl eggs, the brown one. Got one over jumbo today from the americuana hen. She's one of the smallest, so this must be a fluke.

After a little glitch in the matrix, the girls are back online and turning out eggs again. Have a few dozen ready to go...
02/22/2023

After a little glitch in the matrix, the girls are back online and turning out eggs again. Have a few dozen ready to go. Message me if you need some. 4 bucks a dozen.

08/03/2022

Selling out as fast as the hens can lay them, message me for availability.

Loaded up on eggs pickup, delivery for bigger quantities. Message us.
05/23/2022

Loaded up on eggs pickup, delivery for bigger quantities. Message us.

05/10/2022

8 dozen ready, 3 jumbo 4 bucks, 2 xl, 3 bucks, 3 large 2.50.

05/03/2022

All my birds are cage free, and allowed to free range from their large run almost daily for a few hours in the evening when I can keep an eye on them.

I say they are my happy hens, because I couldn't really imagine giving them a better life. Along with a continuous supply of layer pellet, they get veggies, fruit, and pretty much anything else that sits in the fridge for more than 3 days.

I use no pesticide, or poisons on my property, but I do not feed them organically.

I'll be keeping updates as to egg availability and pricing on this page, so I hope you check when your in the market for some delicious butt nuggets, and message me.

The chickens might even make an appearance on here from time to time.

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Bernhards Bay, NY
13028

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+13154504263

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