Twisted up - roadside markets

Twisted up - roadside markets Family owned & operated! Your stop for fresh seasonal produce, flowers, pumpkins, and all things Twisted Up.

🫐 Blackberries are ripe and ready… now the only question is, what are YOU going to make with them? 🫐Fresh blackberry cob...
06/19/2026

🫐 Blackberries are ripe and ready… now the only question is, what are YOU going to make with them? 🫐

Fresh blackberry cobbler, homemade jam, blackberry muffins, pancakes, smoothies, fruit salads, cheesecake topping, or just a bowl of sweet berries all to yourself (we won’t judge 😉).

You can even freeze them now and enjoy a taste of summer long after the season is over!

Stop by and grab some fresh blackberries while they’re at their peak—because nothing beats a sun-ripened blackberry picked fresh for your family’s table. ☀️🫐

📍 Twisted Up Roadside Market
Highway 248 between Branson Bubbles Car Wash & Arvest Bank
🕗 Open Daily 8am–6pm
💳 WIC & EBT Accepted

Come see us for blackberries and all the other fresh goodies waiting at the stand! 🌱🍑🍅🫐

🐢🥗 It’s a good day to be a Twisted Up tortoise! 🥗🐢If you’ve ever watched Melonie and Too Slow Tony munch their way throu...
06/18/2026

🐢🥗 It’s a good day to be a Twisted Up tortoise! 🥗🐢

If you’ve ever watched Melonie and Too Slow Tony munch their way through a mountain of fresh goodies and thought, “I could eat like that,” now’s your chance!

Stop on by and get the ingredients to build yourself your very own Twisted Up Tortoise Platter load it with all your favorite fresh fruits and veggies. Whether you’re snacking like Melonie or taking your time like Too Slow Tony, we’ve got plenty of fresh produce to keep you happily grazing all day long! 😆

📍 Twisted Up Roadside Market
Highway 248 between Branson Bubbles Car Wash & Arvest Bank
⏰ Open Daily 8am–6pm
💳 WIC & EBT Accepted

Come see us for all your fresh produce, friendly faces, flowers, and of course, everyone’s favorite tortoises! 🐢❤️🌽🍉🍅

🚨 MELONIE’S INTERIOR DESIGN ERA 🚨Well y’all, Farmer Tony recently informed Melonie that she needed to SELL all the shade...
06/18/2026

🚨 MELONIE’S INTERIOR DESIGN ERA 🚨

Well y’all, Farmer Tony recently informed Melonie that she needed to SELL all the shaded hanging baskets so he could reclaim the tent space and get started on the new tortoise pen.

Simple enough, right?

Wrong.

Because sometime between receiving the instructions and actually following them, Melonie apparently decided she was less “garden center manager” and more “luxury home decorator.” 🐢🌸

Her argument? She already has shade, but her shell-home was looking a little bland and desperately needed some color, texture, and curb appeal.

So now several remaining baskets have mysteriously become “decorative features” around her residence.

To be fair, she insists she is helping. Every basket she uses to decorate is one less basket taking up space in the tent needed for her friends to move in. In her mind, she has absolutely solved the problem and Farmer Tony should be thanking her for her innovative thinking. 🤣

The good news is y’all can STILL buy the baskets she’s currently using for home décor. Melonie changes her mind frequently, and lately she’s got her sights set on hessian backdrops and elegant voile drapes for her next redesign, so she’s convinced she won’t need quite as much foliage by the end of the project anyway. Two birds one stone she said😆

Farmer Tony says the baskets need to go so the new tortoise pen can be built.

Melonie says the baskets have already gone… just not very far. 🤷‍♀️🐢

📍 Twisted Up Roadside Market
📍 Highway 248 between Branson Bubbles Car Wash & Arvest Bank
🕗 Open Daily 8am–6pm
💳 EBT & WIC Accepted
🌸 ALL plants and baskets currently 50% OFF while supplies last

🍉🤣 Soooooo y’all wanted the SEEDED melons… and guess what? WE HAVE THE SEEDED MELONS! 🤣🍉Now don’t be shy… this is your c...
06/18/2026

🍉🤣 Soooooo y’all wanted the SEEDED melons… and guess what? WE HAVE THE SEEDED MELONS! 🤣🍉

Now don’t be shy… this is your chance to relive the good ol’ days when summer entertainment was sitting on the porch, eating watermelon, and seeing who could spit a seed the farthest! 😆

🏆 Backyard seed-spitting contests…
🏆 Watermelon juice running down your arms…
🏆 Grandma yelling because someone spit seeds in the flower bed…
🏆 Finding random watermelon plants growing next spring where your aim wasn’t quite as good as you thought! 😂

And with some of these bad boys weighing in at around 30lbs, there’s more than enough melon to go around! 🍉🙌 Whether you’re feeding the family, the neighbors, or half the county, these giants have you covered.

So grab one while you can, find a lawn chair, gather the family, and settle the age-old question: Who is the reigning Seed-Spitting Champion of 2026? 🍉💦🤣

📍 Twisted Up Roadside Market
📍 Highway 248 between Branson Bubbles Car Wash & Arvest Bank
🕗 Open Daily 8am–6pm
💳 WIC & EBT Accepted

Fresh produce, friendly faces, and enough seeded watermelon to make your grandma proud! 🍉❤️

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🌶️ Have Y’all Tried a Marconi Pepper Yet? 🌶️If you haven’t, you’re missing out on one of summer’s sweetest treats! Marco...
06/18/2026

🌶️ Have Y’all Tried a Marconi Pepper Yet? 🌶️

If you haven’t, you’re missing out on one of summer’s sweetest treats! Marconi peppers are long, colorful sweet peppers with a delicious flavor and none of the heat. They’re perfect for adding fresh garden goodness to just about any meal.

🍽️ Dinner Ideas for Marconi Peppers:

🌶️ Slice and sauté with onions for fajitas
🌶️ Roast them and add to sandwiches or wraps
🌶️ Stuff them with rice, sausage, and cheese
🌶️ Toss them into stir-fries
🌶️ Add to pasta dishes for a sweet, fresh flavor
🌶️ Grill alongside burgers, chicken, or steak
🌶️ Dice into omelets, breakfast skillets, or salads

Their sweet flavor gets even better when cooked, making them a family favorite for those who don’t enjoy spicy peppers!

Stop by and grab some fresh Marconi peppers along with all the other delicious produce we’ve got in stock. Fresh produce, friendly faces, and plenty of inspiration for tonight’s dinner await!

📍 Twisted Up Roadside Market
📍 Highway 248 between Branson Bubbles Car Wash & Arvest Bank
🕗 Open Daily 8am–6pm
💳 WIC & EBT Accepted

🌶️🍅🫑

06/17/2026

🍉 If you’re ready for watermelon season like Melonie and Too Slow Tony, stop on by! 🍉

These two tortoises don’t mess around when it comes to snack time, and neither should you! We’ve got fresh produce, juicy watermelons, farm-fresh favorites, and plenty of goodies waiting for you.

We’re open until 6 PM today, so swing by and stock up on all your fresh produce before heading home!

📍 Twisted Up Roadside Market
Highway 248 between Branson Bubbles Car Wash & Arvest Bank
🕗 Open Daily 8 AM – 6 PM
💳 WIC & EBT Accepted

Fresh produce, friendly faces, and tortoise-approved snacks! 🐢🍉

🫐🌽 NEW TODAY AT TWISTED UP! 🌽🫐We’ve got some fresh arrivals hitting the stand today!✨ New Today:• Blackberries • Okra 🌱•...
06/16/2026

🫐🌽 NEW TODAY AT TWISTED UP! 🌽🫐

We’ve got some fresh arrivals hitting the stand today!

✨ New Today:

• Blackberries
• Okra 🌱
• Sweet Banana Peppers 🫑

🔄 Freshly Restocked:

• Sweet Corn 🌽
• Cherry Tomatoes 🍅
• Jalapeños 🌶️

Along with all our other fresh goodies, there’s plenty to choose from for tonight’s dinner table! Stop by on your way home and stock up on fresh, locally sourced produce while it’s at its best.

📍 Twisted Up Roadside Market
Highway 248 between Branson Bubbles Car Wash & Arvest Bank
🕗 Open Daily 8am–6pm
💳 WIC & EBT Accepted

Fresh produce, friendly faces, and all the ingredients for a great meal waiting for y’all! 🌽🍅🫑🫐💚

💜🤍 Purple, White… and Delicious All Over! 🤍💜Ever wondered what to do with purple and white cauliflower? These colorful b...
06/16/2026

💜🤍 Purple, White… and Delicious All Over! 🤍💜

Ever wondered what to do with purple and white cauliflower? These colorful beauties aren’t just pretty—they’re incredibly versatile too!

🥦 Roast it with olive oil, garlic, salt, and pepper for a crispy, caramelized side dish.

🧀 Make Cauliflower Mac & Cheese by mixing roasted florets into your favorite cheesy pasta.

🌮 Cauliflower Tacos – season, roast, and pile into tortillas with fresh toppings.

🥣 Creamy Cauliflower Soup – blend with onions, garlic, and broth for a rich, comforting meal.

🍕 Cauliflower Pizza Crust – a fun way to sneak more veggies onto pizza night.

🔥 Buffalo Cauliflower Bites – the perfect game-day snack with a kick!

🥗 Fresh Cauliflower Salad – chop it raw and toss with bacon, cheese, sunflower seeds, and your favorite dressing.

💜 Fun Fact: Purple cauliflower gets its vibrant color from the same antioxidants found in blueberries, while white cauliflower is packed with fiber, vitamin C, and nutrients that make healthy eating easy.

📍 Twisted Up Roadside Market
1930 State Highway 248, Branson, MO

🕗 Open Daily: 8am–6pm

🌱 Fresh produce
🍑 Bader Farms peaches
🍅 Canning tomatoes
🌸 Flowers & plants
💳 WIC & EBT accepted

Come grab some colorful cauliflower and turn dinner into something a little less ordinary! 💜🤍🥦✨

🍅 1 tomato, 2 tomatoes, 3 tomatoes, 4…How many tomatoes can you can before your spouse starts asking what all the jars a...
06/16/2026

🍅 1 tomato, 2 tomatoes, 3 tomatoes, 4…
How many tomatoes can you can before your spouse starts asking what all the jars are for? 😆

🍅 5 for salsa
🍅 10 for sauce
🍅 20 for soup if you’re feeling extra ambitious

🍅 1 tomato, 2 tomatoes, 3 tomatoes, 4…
One box becomes two, then somehow you’re canning until your hands are sore!

Good thing we’ve got canning tomatoes ready and waiting. 😉🍅

📍 Twisted Up Roadside Market
Highway 248 between Branson Bubbles Car Wash & Arvest Bank
⏰ Open Daily 8am–6pm
💳 EBT & WIC Accepted

25lb Canning Tomato Boxes — Just $25! 🍅❤️

Address

1930 Highway 248
Branson, MO
65616

Opening Hours

Monday 8am - 6pm
Tuesday 8am - 6pm
Wednesday 8am - 6pm
Thursday 8am - 6pm
Friday 8am - 6pm
Saturday 8am - 6pm
Sunday 8am - 6pm

Telephone

+14177635568

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