07/23/2026
Are you an introvert? Then farming is for you! Hate people? Buy chickens. Don't like making plans? Buy ducks! Don't want people coming over? Buy turkeys! They're loud, they don't smell good, the constant care and cleaning will keep you home, the smell keeps everyone else away! Need a reason to NEVER leave the safety and comfort of home again? Buy goats, give them all your pants, now you can't leave because you don't own anymore pants! Plus the livestock will never judge you for farming and feeding them in your underwear!