Stone Cold Meats - Cypress

Stone Cold Meats - Cypress Old school butcher. New age standards. Fresh cuts. Real ingredients. No shortcuts. No preservatives • No additives • No BS
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🏈 THE SEPTEMBER MONTHLY PACK HAS DROPPED! 🏈Football is back, and this month’s pack was built for game days, tailgates, S...
09/10/2026

🏈 THE SEPTEMBER MONTHLY PACK HAS DROPPED! 🏈

Football is back, and this month’s pack was built for game days, tailgates, Sunday football and feeding a hungry crew.

Introducing the PIGSKIN PACK 🐷🏈

🥩 2 lbs Smoked Sausage

🥓 2 lbs Candied Bacon Bites
Cubed bacon with that sweet & savory candied finish.

🍔 4 – 8 oz FIB Burgers
Our 50/50 pork & beef burgers seasoned with Dark Side of the Moo.

🔥 4 lbs Jalapeño Red Zone Riblets
Seasoned, snack-size cut pork ribs tossed in our Fajita + Boujee Jalapeño seasoning blend.

That’s 10 POUNDS of meat for $55 — built for the grill, smoker or air fryer and ready for football season. 🏈🔥

📅 Available now through September 30
💰 $55
🥩 10 lbs of meat

Available at Stone Cold Meats while supplies last.

🏈🥩 PICK YOUR MEATBALL MVP! 🏆Football is back, which means game day snack season is officially here! And honestly, meatba...
09/09/2026

🏈🥩 PICK YOUR MEATBALL MVP! 🏆

Football is back, which means game day snack season is officially here! And honestly, meatballs might be one of the best football foods—grab a toothpick, add your favorite sauce, and keep going back for “just one more.” 😂

So we’re putting two Around the World favorites head-to-head:

🇮🇹 ITALIAN MEATBALLS
VS.
🇸🇪 KÖTTBULLAR

Both earned a spot in the Around the World Top 3 Favorites in their year, but now we need to know which one deserves a permanent spot for football season!

🏆 WHICHEVER MEATBALL WINS IS HERE TO STAY FOR FOOTBALL SEASON!

👇 CAST YOUR VOTE:
❤️ = Italian Meatballs 🇮🇹
👍 = Köttbullar 🇸🇪

No ties. No “both.” Pick your Meatball MVP! 😂🏈

Voting ends Sunday! The winner stays in the case for football season! 🏆🥩

🌎 ONE MORE TRIP AROUND THE WORLD! ✈️🥩We’re throwing it back to 2025 and bringing back the Top 3 Around the World Favorit...
09/07/2026

🌎 ONE MORE TRIP AROUND THE WORLD! ✈️🥩

We’re throwing it back to 2025 and bringing back the Top 3 Around the World Favorites from last year!

🇮🇹 Salsiccia Italian Meatballs — $8 / 4-pack
🍍 Carne Asada with Pineapple — $17.89/lb
🔥 Spicy Teriyaki Belly Bites — $8.40/lb

📅 Available September 8–13, while supplies last!

Missed one last year? Loved it and have been waiting for it to come back? This is your week!

🎒 COOLER BAG UPDATE: We know you’re waiting! Unfortunately, we’re being told the cooler bags are still in production, which has now been about 3 weeks. Once they leave production, they’ll be shipped to us, which takes another 5–7 days.

Please continue to hold onto your completed passport! As soon as we have confirmation that the bags are on their way—or better yet, in our hands—we’ll post an update. We appreciate everyone’s patience! ❤️

🌎 Three 2025 favorites. One final encore. Then Around the World 2026 is officially a wrap!

🧔‍♂️🥩 WE MISSED WORLD BEARD DAY…Which is pretty embarrassing considering the number of beards walking around Stone Cold ...
09/06/2026

🧔‍♂️🥩 WE MISSED WORLD BEARD DAY…

Which is pretty embarrassing considering the number of beards walking around Stone Cold Meats. 😂

So in honor of our Bearded Butchers, here’s a little beard education.

Beards have been around a LONG time. Throughout history, they’ve been associated with everything from wisdom and strength to status and masculinity. At different points in history, people have even gone back and forth between celebrating big, glorious beards and shaving them completely off.

Thankfully, our butchers have chosen the glorious beard route. 😂

So how do you grow a butcher-worthy beard?

🧔 LET IT GROW.
The awkward stage is part of the process. Give it time before deciding it “won’t grow right.”

✂️ TRIM IT — DON’T BUTCHER IT.
Clean up the neckline, cheeks and wild hairs while letting the overall beard gain some length.

🧼 WASH IT.
A beard needs to be cleaned just like the hair on your head. Especially when you spend your day around meat, seasoning and smokers. 😂

💧 KEEP IT CONDITIONED.
Beard oil or balm can help keep the hair and skin underneath from getting dry and itchy.

🥩 EAT YOUR PROTEIN.
Hair is primarily made of a protein called keratin, so good overall nutrition—including adequate protein—supports normal hair growth.

😴 AND GIVE IT TIME.
Genetics play a BIG role in how thick, fast and full your beard grows. Sometimes the secret to a great beard is simply working with what you were given.

So we may be one day late, but we couldn’t let World Beard Day go by without recognizing the glorious facial hair behind the meat counter.

🧔‍♂️🥩 Happy Belated World Beard Day to the Bearded Butchers of Stone Cold Meats!

Now the important question…

👇 WHO HAS THE BEST BEARD AT STONE COLD MEATS?

📣 WE STILL HAVE SPIRIT DAYS AVAILABLE FOR 2026! 🥩💙Looking for an easy way to raise money for your organization while bri...
09/06/2026

📣 WE STILL HAVE SPIRIT DAYS AVAILABLE FOR 2026! 🥩💙

Looking for an easy way to raise money for your organization while bringing your community together? Book a Spirit Day at Stone Cold Meats!

We still have a few Wednesdays available in September, October, November & December, but once they’re booked, they’re booked!

Spirit Days are open to schools, PTOs/PTAs, youth organizations & teams, churches, and nonprofit organizations.

🥩 How it works: Spirit Days run ALL DAY Wednesday. Your supporters shop Stone Cold Meats, all sales are included in your Spirit Day total, and a portion of those sales is donated back to your organization.

💙 Everyone can participate! We accept SNAP/EBT, and eligible SNAP/EBT purchases count toward your total.

🎉 BONUS: Spirit Day participants also have access to our exclusive Spirit Day Sampler Pack, and those purchases count toward your fundraising total too!

Donation Giveback:

* Up to $2,500 in sales → 5% back
* $2,501–$5,000 → 7.5% back
* Over $5,000 → 10% back

📅 Grab one of our remaining 2026 Wednesdays!

Visit stonecoldmeats.com/donations and select “Book a Spirit Day.”

Shop local. Support your community. Raise money together. 🥩❤️

09/05/2026

We are excited to have Mabel's Bread Basket back today! She always sells out fast, so come early if you can’t live without it.

🚨 RIB CANDY UPDATE + NEW SPECIAL! 🚨Alright y’all, we dropped the ball on this one. Rib Candy was WAY more popular than w...
09/04/2026

🚨 RIB CANDY UPDATE + NEW SPECIAL! 🚨

Alright y’all, we dropped the ball on this one. Rib Candy was WAY more popular than we prepared for, and we’re sorry we didn’t have enough for the holiday weekend!

🥩 We have about 60 lbs of Rib Candy left for Saturday morning — come early because it will NOT last long!

So we’re replacing the special with:

🔥 FAJITA CHICKEN BREAST — $3.99/LB 🔥
Available through Sunday 9/6 exclusively in Cypress, while supplies last!

And this time we came prepared — we have about 800 lbs, so we THINK that’ll last. 😂

🇺🇸 PLUS — our $38 Labor Day Party Pack is still available!
8 Seasoned Burgers + 8 All-Beef Hot Dogs + 12 Party Wings with Meat Candy Rub.

Thank y’all for the incredible response and for keeping us on our toes! ❤️🥩

🇺🇸 HOW FAR DOES $38 GO? 🇺🇸Our Labor Day Party Pack gives you 18 servings of meat for only $38! 🔥 That’s just $2.11 per s...
09/04/2026

🇺🇸 HOW FAR DOES $38 GO? 🇺🇸

Our Labor Day Party Pack gives you 18 servings of meat for only $38! 🔥 That’s just $2.11 per serving!

🍔 8 Seasoned Burgers
🌭 8 All-Beef Hot Dogs
🍗 12 Party Wings with Meat Candy Rub

That’s enough meat for about 18 servings—perfect for feeding a crowd or loading up a smaller group with plenty of variety!

🔥 Backyard cookouts
🏈 Game-day gatherings
🏊 Pool parties
👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Family get-togethers
🧊 Or split it up for several easy meals

18 servings. $38. Just $2.11 per serving. 🙌

🇺🇸 Available thru Sunday, September 6
⚠️ While supplies last!

🚨 RIB CANDY UPDATE — FRIDAY 5 PM 🚨Well… y’all REALLY liked this one. We are officially SOLD OUT of Rib Candy for today.W...
09/03/2026

🚨 RIB CANDY UPDATE — FRIDAY 5 PM 🚨

Well… y’all REALLY liked this one. We are officially SOLD OUT of Rib Candy for today.

We have about 60 lbs left to sell, and we will start selling it again Saturday morning when we open. If Rib Candy is on your weekend list, please come early — we do not expect the remaining 60 lbs to last long.

Sometimes we put something on sale and it ends up being WAY more popular than we prepared for. This was definitely one of those times.

We’re sorry we didn’t have enough inventory to keep up with the demand this holiday weekend. We planned for a great response… y’all just blew right past our expectations. ❤️

🔥 WEEKEND SPECIAL: RIB CANDY — $3.99/LB

📍 CYPRESS & CONROE LOCATIONS ONLY

Looking for something different to throw on the grill this Labor Day weekend? Rib Candy is here!

We take beef back ribs, season them with our Stone Cold Meats Meat Candy Rub, and cut them into bite-size pieces that are ready for the grill or smoker.

🔥 ONLY $3.99/LB
📅 Thursday, September 3 – Sunday, September 6
📍 Cypress & Conroe ONLY
While supplies last!

Check the comments for how to smoke the rib candy 👇

🍗 5 LBS. FOR ONLY $6.50?! Yep. You read that right!Our September Bulk Special is all about an affordable family favorite...
09/02/2026

🍗 5 LBS. FOR ONLY $6.50?! Yep. You read that right!

Our September Bulk Special is all about an affordable family favorite: Chicken Drumsticks for just $1.30/lb. Stock the freezer, fire up the grill, or turn all 5 pounds into a few different meals.

Here are 5 easy ways to use them:
🔥 BBQ Drumsticks – Grill or bake and brush with your favorite BBQ sauce.
🌮 Shredded Chicken Tacos – Slow cook until tender, pull the meat from the bone and use for tacos or quesadillas.
🍯 Honey Garlic Drumsticks – Bake with a sweet & savory honey garlic glaze and serve with rice.
🍗 Crispy Air Fryer Drumsticks – Season them up and air fry for an easy weeknight dinner.
🥘 Sheet Pan Dinner – Roast drumsticks with potatoes, carrots and veggies for a complete one-pan meal.

💡 Meal Prep Tip: Split the 5 lbs. into smaller portions, season each one differently, and freeze. You’ll have several ready-to-cook dinners waiting for you!

🇺🇸 SEPTEMBER BULK SPECIAL
🍗 5 lbs. Drumsticks — $6.50
💲 That’s just $1.30/lb.
📅 September 3–30

Address

13215 Grant Road Suite 1800
Cypress, TX
77429

Opening Hours

Tuesday 10am - 7pm
Wednesday 10am - 7pm
Thursday 10am - 7pm
Friday 10am - 7pm
Saturday 8am - 6pm
Sunday 9am - 3pm

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+12815246328

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