Dry Humor

🍻 Non-Alcoholic Bottle shop
📍 79 Union Street, Easthampton, MA
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09/06/2026

✨This week at Dry Humor!✨
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street in Easthampton; Tues-Fri 11-7, Sat- Sun 10-6⏰
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09/03/2026

🚨NEW STORE HOURS!🚨
You asked, we listened. Starting Tuesday September 8, we’re officially extending shop hours: Tues-Fri 11am-7pm, Sat-Sun 10am-6pm.
We are so humbled by how much this little shop has grown and SO grateful to this community for showing up and supporting Dry Humor. 🥹❤️ We can’t wait to see what this next chapter brings!
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09/01/2026

Rollin’ into September like…🛹🛹🛹
🚨What I’m currently drinking on repeat as the days start to get shorter and chillier!
**Genesee NA by The Genesee Brewery 🌾
**Pumpkinhead NA by Shipyard Brewing Company 🎃
**Craft NA cider by Sober Carpenter 🔨
**Tangerine Mango Kava Tonic by Leilo 🥭
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08/31/2026

🐶This weekend at Dry Humor! As you know, we’re major supporters of dogs and the arts. Come through Saturday September 5 and help us raise funds for the Easthampton Dog Park! The Friends of Easthampton Dog Park will be here from 11am-2pm collecting donations. If you miss them, don’t worry! 10% of all Dry Humor sales from the day will be donated to their efforts.
🎨Then! From 4-6pm, swing by and check out some select works by western mass artists, miss k!
📍⏰Visit us at 79 Union Street in Easthampton; Tues-Fri 2-7, Sat- Sun 11-6⏰
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08/26/2026

🍹Think you can’t mocktail?! Think again! Watch a beer guy make a super simple, delicious, 3 ingredient mocktail that takes no time at all and requires no mixology degree! Learn how to use Amethyst Botanical Spirits and stop by this weekend for free samples Saturday august 29 from 2-6pm. Cheers! 🎉
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08/22/2026

👋See you at the market! Sunday august 23; enjoy ice cold NA beer, wine, mocktails and even adaptogens from some of our faves! PLUS! Special pricing for our Dry Humor customer loyalty program members 😉
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08/17/2026

🚨This week at Dry Humor!🚨
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08/11/2026

🌾🚫 No gluten? No problem!
We’ve got an awesome selection of gluten-free, gluten-removed & gluten-reduced options across all our non-alc categories.
Whether you have a gluten sensitivity, celiac disease, or simply prefer to avoid gluten, we’re here to help you find a beverage that works for you. Cheers! 🥂
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08/07/2026

🎉We had a great break but we can’t wait to get back! See you all Saturday Aug 8. Be sure to stop by from 2-6PM for free samples of Tomorrow Cellars Rhône Blanc; a lemon and pear-forward crisp white wine perfect for these last few weeks of summer!☀️
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01027

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