Shane's Melons

09/14/2025

🚨PSA: Your taste buds called, and they’re screaming for GOLDEN POTATOES straight from North Dakota! 🥔✨ Don’t walk, RUN—these babies don’t last long.

Pumpkin people, it’s your season 🎃. We got pumpkins, we got squash, we even got the hook-up on pumpkin seeds (yeah… we know a guy 😂).

Still hanging onto summer like it’s your ex? Same. That’s why we STILL have melons—watermelon, muskmelon—and yep, sweet corn too 🌽🍉🍈.

Peppers? Check. Tomatoes? Oh, we got ‘em—whether you’re canning, saucing, or just tomato-fighting with your siblings. 🍅👊

📍Open every single day, 10–7.
Come see us before Karen from down the road buys the last melon again. 🙃

09/07/2025

🎃 Y’all begged, y’all pleaded… well guess what? Pumpkins. Are. HERE. Ready to strut their stuff on your front porch like they own the place.

🍉 Yellow nested watermelons? Oh honey, we got ‘em. Not many, though — so if you snooze, your neighbor’s gonna be out here flexin’ theirs while you’re stuck with plain ol’ grapes from Walmart. 🙃

Pumpkins of every size — tiny cuties, chunky thicc boys, and porch-commanding monsters. Basically, your fall décor dreams just came true.

🚨 Don’t walk, RUN. Before Karen down the road beats you to the best one.

09/07/2025

🍂✨ Hellooo fall, my fabulous people! ✨🍂
You know what fall means? Decorating season AND snackin’ season. Pumpkins are almost ready to strut their stuff for y’all, but until then—don’t you worry, we’ve still got the goods. 👇

🧅 Onions (cry happy tears).
🍉 Watermelons & muskmelons (summer ain’t over yet, babes).
🌽 A limited supply of sweet corn (get it before your neighbor does).
🎃 Squash? Ohhh, you want squash? Baby, we got squash.

So grab your keys, grab your wallet, and get over to Shane’s Melon Stand—open EVERY day until 7pm. Don’t say I didn’t warn ya when the squash runs out. 💁‍♀️

08/31/2025

🍅🥒Guess what’s still poppin’ at Shane’s Melon Stand? 🌽🍉

✅ Tomatoes — salad, salsa, or stuffing jars like your grandma taught ya.

✅ Watermelons & muskmelons — juicy, sweet, and perfect for “sharing” (or not, we don’t judge).

✅ Sweet corn — yep, we still got some left!

So, whether you’re draggin’ yourself back from the fair 🎡 or crawling home from work 💤, swing on by and stock up on your goodies.

We’re open 10–8 every day, so no excuses. Bring your smiles 😎 (and maybe a cooler, cuz you’re gonna wanna load up).

08/17/2025

⏰ New Hours Alert! We’re now open 10am – 8pm 🎉

💦 Craving juicy watermelon or sweet muskmelon? We’ve got ‘em fresh and waiting for you!
🥒 Need cucumbers? Yup, got those too.
🧅 Onions? Whether you’re tossing them on a Philly cheesesteak or caramelizing them for a steak night, we’ve got both yellow AND red.
🌽 Sweet corn? Oh honey, we’ve got plenty — whether you wanna can it or chow down on some corn on the cob.
🍅 Fresh tomatoes? ✔️
🥒 Summer squash? ✔️

But listen… if you want the best pick of the melons, you better get here early. 🌞 Need a bunch? Give us a shout — we’ll hook you up!

So come one, come all — sn**ch ‘em up before they’re gone. 😎

08/09/2025

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Fresh from the field, straight to your taste buds!
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Watermelons so sweet you’ll wonder if we injected them with pure sunshine.

Muskmelons that smell better than your ex’s cologne.

Sweet corn so good it’ll make you want to slap some butter on everything.

Tomatoes redder than a farmer’s neck in July.

Peppers with just the right amount of sass.

And summer squash that’s basically sunshine in vegetable form.

Get ‘em while they’re fresh… because nothing this good sticks around forever. 😉

📍 Shane’s Melon Stand — Open daily 11am–7pm!

08/07/2025

🍉🍑🌽 Stop what you’re doing… we’ve got FRUIT DRAMA. 😮‍💨

Guess what just made their fabulous entrance at Shane’s Melon Stand?
Watermelons, muskmelons, sweet corn... and some scandalously juicy peaches. 🍑😏

Yes, the peaches might look a little rough around the edges — bumps, bruises, and all — but let’s be real… so do we, and we’re still a snack. 😘
Don’t judge a peach by its b***y. These babies are DELICIOUS.

We’re open Monday through Sunday, 11AM–7PM, slingin’ the goods like a fruit-filled runway show.

Strut in, grab your favorites, and leave feelin’ peachy.

📍 Shane’s Melon Stand – where the produce is fresh, and the vibes are even fresher.

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08/01/2025

🍑🌽 PEACH, CORN & MELON MADNESS 🌽🍈

Come one, come ALL — the juicy Colorado peaches are rolling into Shane’s Melon Stand TODAY(August 1st) from 1PM–8PM and you do not wanna miss out!

💸 $22 for a 10lb tub of peachy perfection
🌽 $6 a dozen for sweet corn so fresh it practically says “hey cutie” when you pick it up
🍈 And YESSSS… we’ve got a few early muskmelons makin’ their debut too (just a teaser ‘til the full melon madness hits!)(they do have hail marks but man are they still delicious)

These peaches didn’t travel all the way from Colorado just to sit there lookin’ cute (although they do that too). The corn is local, the vibes are high, and the melons are peeking out like summer’s best-kept secret.

📍 Shane’s Melon Stand — where fruit meets fabulous
⏰ 1PM–8PM TOMORROW — don’t snooze or you’ll lose!

Tag your snack squad & bring your baskets — this stand’s about to be POPPIN’.

07/31/2025

🍑🌽 PEACH & CORN ALERT 🌽🍑

Come one, come ALL — the juicy Colorado peaches are rolling into Shane’s Melon Stand TOMORROW (July 31st) from 1PM–8PM and you do not wanna miss out!

💸 $22 for a 10lb tub of peachy perfection
🌽 $6 a dozen for sweet corn so fresh it’s practically flirting with you
😎 Melons? Not quite yet — but oooh baby, they’re getting close… stay tuned!

These peaches didn’t travel all the way from Colorado just to sit there lookin’ cute (although they do that too). They’re ready to bring the juicy drama to your summer.

Tag your snack squad and come grab the goods!
📍 Shane’s Melon Stand — where fruit meets fabulous.

07/25/2025

🍑🎉 They’re Baaaaack and Thicc with Juice! 🎉🍑

Hold onto your pits, fruit fanatics — Colorado peaches are rolling into Shane’s Melon Stand next Friday! 🍑🔥

These juicy gems come in 10lb tubs for just $22 — sweet, fresh, and so good they’ll have you questioning your loyalty to watermelon. 😏

Seriously… they went faster than gossip at a church potluck last time. So if you blink, you peachin’ miss it.

📍 Swing by next Friday(08-01) at Shane’s Melon Stand
🧺 $22 for 10lbs of peachy greatness
⏳ First come, first devour — don’t get left pit-less!

If peaches had an OnlyFans, these would be top-tier. 🍑🔥

Tag your peach posse and grab your tubs — it’s about to get JUICY up in here. 🍑💦

07/19/2025

🍉🔥 BIG NEWS! 🔥🍈

Shane’s Melon Stand is almost open for business, and the melons are out here flexing in the sun like they know they’re about to be famous! 🌞💪🍉

We’re just a few weeks away from juicy, sweet, mouthwatering melon madness — and let’s be real… your summer snacks haven’t even begun until you’ve had one of Shane’s legendary melons.

Get ready to taste the sunshine, people — and maybe bring a bib, because it’s about to get MESSY. 😜🍈💦

STAY TUNED — MELON SEASON IS COMING!