Bills produce

05/29/2026

🌺 BILL'S PRODUCE & MORE 🌺
The weather is finally cooperating, the plants are begging for new homes, and my yard is starting to look less like a greenhouse and more like a hostage situation.

Somebody come rescue these plants before I have to water them again.
🌸 Hanging Baskets — $12, $22 & $30 🌼 4 Packs — $3 🌿 6 Packs — $4 🪴 Single Potted Herbs $3 🌺 4 in potted succulents and flowers $4

Lots of flowers, veggies, herbs, baskets, and random things I forgot I even bought.

If you've been saying: 👉 "I need flowers." 👉 "I need to plant my garden." 👉 "I should make my yard look nice."
Well... today's your chance to stop talking about it and actually do it.

📍 Bill's Produce & More 6628 State Hwy 5 Fort Plain, NY

Come take some of this stuff home before Billy buys more and I end up living in a jungle.
Open until the plants are gone, I lose my mind, or both. 🤷‍♀️🌻😂

05/23/2026

05/18/2026

🌺 BILL’S PRODUCE 🌺
6628 State Hwy 5
Fort Plain, NY

Mother Nature’s been acting like she’s on a three-day m**h bender, but we’re still out here planting questionable financial decisions and making the yard look pretty.

🔥 JUST IN:
BIG mammoth hanging baskets & giant geranium baskets — $30.00
(These things are massive. Basically floral chandeliers.)

Regular hanging baskets — $22.00

🌼 Bedding flower packs & veggie packs rolling in daily:
4-pks — $3.00
6-pks — $4.00
🌳 Miscellaneous trees
🌵 Succulents
🪴 Random plants Billy dragged home

🤷‍♀️ And honestly… God knows what else at this point.
Someone’s usually here — if you pull in and don’t see anyone, honk. We’re probably chasing dogs, watering plants, arguing with the weather, or carrying dirt somewhere.

05/13/2026

Rain. Wind. Cold. More rain. Mother Nature’s been acting like she lost custody of her meds… but I’ve officially had enough of her crap and we are OPEN anyway. 😂

📍 Bill’s Produce
6628 State Hwy 5
Fort Plain, NY

The hanging baskets are finally rolling in and looking gorgeous!

🌸 Hangers — $22.00 each
Flats and planting stuff are slowly filing in little by little as the weather quits throwing tantrums.

🌱 4 packs — $3.00
🌱 6 packs — $4.00
🌱 Single 4” pots — $4.00
🌱 Rhubarb plants — $8.00

And yes… someone is ALWAYS here. If you pull in and don’t see anybody, HONK. We’re probably hiding from the weather, chasing plants that blew over, or arguing with the greenhouse. 😂

05/11/2026

🌦️ BILL’S PRODUCE 🌦️
6628 State Hwy 5 • Fort Plain, NY

Mother Nature is still off her meds and acting emotionally unstable… but we’re slowly unleashing the plant army into the yard anyway.

We added MORE hanging baskets, flowers, veggies, and goodies today!

🌸 4-packs & 6-packs flowers/veggies — $3.00 & $4.00

🌵 Succulents — $4.00 each

🌺 Dahlias in 4" pots — $4.00 each

🥬 RHUBARB PLANTS — $8.00 each
(Yes, the giant prehistoric pie stalks are finally here because I know some of you have been hunting for them like treasure.)

More stuff coming out daily as the weather quits having personality disorders.
If you pull in and don’t see anyone, honk. Somebody’s probably in the greenhouse arguing with petunias or moving 400 plants around for absolutely no reason. 🌱🤣

05/10/2026

6628 state hwy 5
Fort plain ny

Happy Mother’s Day to all the last-minute panic shoppers who just realized today is, in fact… Mother’s Day. 😅🌸
We still have goodies left at Bill’s Produce for the “oh crap I forgot” crowd:
🌺 Hanging baskets
🌳 Trees
🌵 Succulents
🌼 Dahlias
Because nothing says “I love you, Mom” quite like screeching into the driveway 10 minutes before dinner holding a flower basket like you totally planned ahead. 😂
Stop by and grab som**hing pretty before Billy starts claiming the leftovers for himself.

05/07/2026

Bills produce
6628 state hwy 5
Fort plain ny

DONT FORGET MOTHERS DAY!

—“Whether your mom’s a fan of flowers, funky succulents, or a tree that’ll keep the yard shady for years, we've got the perfect green gift. Come by and pick som**hing that’ll make her smile all year!”

Because nothing says “Happy Mother’s Day” like giving Mom more plants to keep alive while the rest of the family barely answers texts. 😌
🪴 Hanging baskets — $22
🌺 4” potted dahlias — $4 each
🌵 Succulents — $3 each
(For the people who want plants but also enjoy forgetting they own plants.)

We currently have a small but mighty lineup of trees and shrubs looking for new homes including:
🎄 Douglas fir saplings
🌺 Hibiscus bushes
Dogwoods
🌳 And other assorted leafy characters

We also have: 🥬 Veggie packs
🌼 Marigolds
🌸 Petunias
As we creep closer to Memorial Day weekend and Mother Nature quits throwing emotional support rainstorms every other day, we’ll be adding more inventory and getting the yard fully set up.

Right now things are scattered between the greenhouse, garage, and random corners of the property because the weather’s been about as stable as a Walmart shopping cart with one bad wheel.
🚗 If you pull in and don’t see anyone outside, HONK.

We’re probably hauling dirt, watering plants, chasing escaped trays in the wind, or questioning our life choices.
Somebody will come help you. Eventually. 🌱☕

05/04/2026

🥚 FRESH BUTT NUGGETS FOR SALE 🥚
(aka eggs, but way more personality)
Straight from the coop to your kitchen — no middleman, no nonsense, just happy hens doing their thing.
✨ Farm fresh
✨ Rich yolks that actually taste like som**hing
✨ No weird store-bought mystery vibes
💲 $2.00 per dozen
You know you want eggs that didn’t travel across the country and sit under fluorescent lights contemplating life.

📍 Bill’s Produce
6628 state hwy 5
Fort plain ny
Swing in, honk if you don’t see us — someone’s always around!

05/03/2026

6628 state hwy 5 fort plain ny

Patiently waiting for the weather to quit being a total Karen…

We’ve got hanging baskets hanging out in the greenhouse and a bunch of beautiful trees just waiting to be released into the
yard to find their forever homes. 🌿

Douglas firs
Hibiscus bushes
Japanese zelcova tree
Hamlet broom dawn red wood dwarfs
Horned beam tree

We’re slowly adding more as the weather decides to behave so we can safely set everything up outside—but don’t let that stop you!

We’re open!

There’s almost always someone here. If you pull in and don’t see us, just give a honk—someone will come to help you out 🚗📣

11/12/2025

6628 state hwy5
Fort plain ny

The garden’s winding down, but we’ve still got a few beauties left!

🥔 White Potatoes:
• 50 lb bags — $20
• 20 lb bags — $8

🍅 Big Green Tomatoes:
• $1 each or $10 a flat

Large Candy onions 50lb bags-- -$25 bag

Cabbage in bin $1 each

Plenty of squash still hanging around — $1 each!

It’s too chilly for the taters and maters to sit out, so please come to the door and we’ll load you up fresh from the stash.

Come grab the last of the crop before it’s gone ‘til spring!
— Bill’s Produce & More 🌻