Captain Joe's Seafood

05/26/2026

We have a pint and a half of oysters and a pound of crab meat available! First come first served!

04/26/2026

WARNING: NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART!!

Alright folks… this one’s for the REAL ones.

Fresh turtle meat has hit the counter again at Capt. Joe’s Seafood — and if you missed it last week, you already know… it was GONE before most people even knew it was here.

This isn’t your everyday dinner… this is old-school, “you either know or you don’t” kind of eating. Rich, hearty, and packed with flavor.

🍲 Perfect for classic turtle soup
🍛 Slow-cooked stews
🔥 Fried turtle bites
🍅 Or simmered down in your favorite family recipe

🔥 Limited supply
🔥 Fresh cut
🔥 Will sell out… again

If you’ve been waiting, thinking about it, or telling yourself “next time”… THIS is next time.

Don’t overthink it — place your order before someone else orders it all! 🐢

04/19/2026

🔥🐢 ATTENTION FOOD ADVENTURERS & OLD-SCHOOL FOODIES! 🐢🔥

This is your chance to try something truly rare… and not for the faint of heart! 👀

Fresh caught SNAPPING TURTLE is here—but only for a very limited time and by order only! This is a short season delicacy straight from local Chesapeake Bay tidal waters, and trust us… it goes FAST.

⚠️ LIVE MARKET OPTION ⚠️
Yes… they’re alive. Yes… they bite. 😅
👉 $3.50/lb – you pick (experienced folks only!)

🍽️ PROCESSED (READY TO COOK)
Perfect for soup, frying, or your favorite old-school recipe
👉 $22.50/lb – by order only

This rare, old-time delicacy is fully permitted through Captain Joe, bringing you authentic, locally sourced flavor you won’t find just anywhere.

Whether you’re making rich turtle soup either vegetable style or cream, or frying it up crispy,—add cornbread, greens, or buttery biscuits and you’ve got a meal that’ll take you BACK!

Never tried it? Now’s your moment. It’s bold, it’s traditional, and it’s unforgettable.

📩 Message us TODAY to place your order—before it’s gone!

…and as always… still Blessed 🙏

Send a message to learn more

03/07/2026

🦪 Freshly Shucked Oysters Are Back! 🦪

It’s been a while, but we finally have freshly shucked oysters again!

Pints only and very limited quantity, so don’t wait!

⏳ Limited time
⚓ Limited supply
❄️ They freeze well

Get them before they’re gone!

📩 Message us now to place your order!!!

Send a message to learn more

02/02/2026

🦪 Update: we are sold out!! Thank you all!!

Last call for shucked oysters! This is it!! 🦪
Today is 100% the last day — only a handful of pints left and highly possible there are no more after today until April.

Perfect to freeze and enjoy all winter long:
✨ Stew
✨ Fritters
✨ Single-fried

💲 $20/pint (normally $23)
📩 Message me ASAP — first come, first served!

01/30/2026

❄️ Another snowstorm this weekend… and we’re almost OUT.

Just 6 pints of oysters left 🦪 — $20 per pint

Wind chills dropping below zero 🥶
🔥 Hot fritters
🍲 Stew
🍤 Single-fried oysters

LAST CHANCE — the river is frozen, and we honestly don’t know if we’ll have oysters again until spring.

If you’ve been thinking about it… this is your sign. Message us!!

01/20/2026

🚨 LAST CHANCE FOR SHUCKED OYSTERS! 🚨

A big winter storm is coming with below-freezing temperatures, and this may be your final chance to grab fresh, shucked oysters.

🔥 FLASH SALE: $20 per pint (normally $23) 🔥

There’s nothing better on a cold, snowy day than warm oyster fritters or a cozy bowl of oyster stew while you stay in, watch the NFL Divisional Round, and ride out the storm. 🏈❄️

Bonus: They freeze really well, so stock up now and enjoy them later!

We don’t know if we’ll have more after this, so get them now.
⚠️ Sale ends when they’re gone — or when the snow starts falling.

Don’t wait. Stock up today!

01/11/2026

🚨 LAST CHANCE FOR A WHILE! 🚨

The oyster market is extremely limited right now and is being evaluated week by week. With no commercial buyers at the moment, this actually allows us the flexibility to fish earlier than normal. But for now...

🦪 SHUCKED OYSTERS ONLY
✔ Available by the pint or quart
✔ Fresh, safe, and handled right
✔ Perfect for stews, stuffing, frying — and yes, oysters can be frozen, so don’t wait!

Once these are gone, that’s it for now — but we’ll be posting regularly with updates on what’s available, so please continue to reach out and check in.

👉 Message us for details or to place your order
Don’t miss out — grab yours while they’re available!

12/28/2025

🎄✨ Christmas is DONE… now it’s time to get ready for New Year’s Eve! ✨🎄

🥂 Ring in the New Year the right way with FRESH OYSTERS 🦪
✔️ Live
✔️ Shucked
✔️ On the half shell
✔️ Ready for pick-up

⭐ ONLY licensed shucker/packer in Wicomico County ⭐
Fresh, safe, and done right — you can taste the difference!

📣 Place your orders NOW — New Year’s Eve is almost here!

🏈 And don’t forget… New Year’s Day = GAME DAY
Lots of football, lots of cheering, and oysters make the ultimate win 🏆🦪

Message us to order and celebrate in style! 🎉

12/24/2025

Wishing everyone a Merry Christmas and we would like to thank all our customers who support us. Remember the reason for His birth as we reflect on what He truly did…. As always still blessed! ❤️🎄Captain Lappin and Admiral Sia Lappin😊