The Poop Deck Fresh Eggs

07/01/2026

06/20/2026

Introducing the newest residents of The P**p Deck. We raised and sold a few but these ladies will be staying on with us.

Suggest some names for these little ones!

Plenty of fresh eggs available from the older girls. $5/dozen

06/09/2026

We have 2 dozen eggs ready to go. DM for yours before our regulars put their orders in and we run low.

05/18/2026

If you’re looking for some additions to your flock or you are just getting started in the world of chickens we have two available. They are already outside.

05/02/2026

We are raising 8 new additions for The P**p Deck Fresh Eggs
They are dramatic but so cute. Can’t wait to see the colors these ladies give us 🥚

04/17/2026

🥚 Fresh Eggs for Sale 🥚

Fresh as in… not from a warehouse, not from last month, and no, they didn’t travel 1,000 miles to get here.

Laid this week right here in Hebron by some very overachieving chickens.

5 dozen available today
$5 per dozen

Buy them before I’m forced to start making quiche for everyone I know.

DM me or text 860-306-0771

04/01/2026

We have added to the coop crew. 8 new chicks came home today for a total of 15!!we may be crazy but we will never run out of eggs! 🐥🐓🥚

03/10/2026

🐣 Easter is coming… and the hens have been busy! 🥚

If you’re planning Easter brunch, baking, or making deviled eggs now’s the time to stock up on farm-fresh eggs before the holiday rush.

The ladies at The P**p Deck Fresh Eggs have been working overtime and we’ve got plenty of beautiful, fresh eggs ready to go — but they won’t last long once everyone starts prepping for Easter.

✨ Perfect for:
• Deviled eggs for brunch
• Baking all those holiday treats
• Or just the best breakfast you’ll have all week

💲 $5/dozen
📩 Message me to reserve yours before Easter!

Support local, eat fresh, and let the chickens handle the hard work. 🐓🥚

(Fair warning: once you taste fresh eggs, the grocery store ones just don’t hit the same.) 😄

03/04/2026

Proof that the ladies of The P**p Deck Fresh Eggs are working overtime. 🐓💩🥚

Golden yolks. Fluffy scrambles.
Breakfast that store-bought eggs just can’t compete with.

$5 per dozen — laid locally, collected daily, and clearly approved by this plate of scrambled perfection.

Send a message to reserve a dozen (or two).

03/01/2026

The P**p Deck Fresh Eggs is open for business, and the girls are laying some seriously gorgeous eggs — green, brown, and ivory. The kind of rich yolks you just don’t get from the store.

Turns out good things really do come from the p**p deck.

$5 per dozen — message to claim yours before they’re gone.