The Poop Deck Fresh Eggs

05/02/2026

We are raising 8 new additions for The P**p Deck Fresh Eggs
They are dramatic but so cute. Can’t wait to see the colors these ladies give us 🥚

04/17/2026

🥚 Fresh Eggs for Sale 🥚

Fresh as in… not from a warehouse, not from last month, and no, they didn’t travel 1,000 miles to get here.

Laid this week right here in Hebron by some very overachieving chickens.

5 dozen available today
$5 per dozen

Buy them before I’m forced to start making quiche for everyone I know.

DM me or text 860-306-0771

04/01/2026

We have added to the coop crew. 8 new chicks came home today for a total of 15!!we may be crazy but we will never run out of eggs! 🐥🐓🥚

03/10/2026

🐣 Easter is coming… and the hens have been busy! 🥚

If you’re planning Easter brunch, baking, or making deviled eggs now’s the time to stock up on farm-fresh eggs before the holiday rush.

The ladies at The P**p Deck Fresh Eggs have been working overtime and we’ve got plenty of beautiful, fresh eggs ready to go — but they won’t last long once everyone starts prepping for Easter.

✨ Perfect for:
• Deviled eggs for brunch
• Baking all those holiday treats
• Or just the best breakfast you’ll have all week

💲 $5/dozen
📩 Message me to reserve yours before Easter!

Support local, eat fresh, and let the chickens handle the hard work. 🐓🥚

(Fair warning: once you taste fresh eggs, the grocery store ones just don’t hit the same.) 😄

03/04/2026

Proof that the ladies of The P**p Deck Fresh Eggs are working overtime. 🐓💩🥚

Golden yolks. Fluffy scrambles.
Breakfast that store-bought eggs just can’t compete with.

$5 per dozen — laid locally, collected daily, and clearly approved by this plate of scrambled perfection.

Send a message to reserve a dozen (or two).

03/01/2026

The P**p Deck Fresh Eggs is open for business, and the girls are laying some seriously gorgeous eggs — green, brown, and ivory. The kind of rich yolks you just don’t get from the store.

Turns out good things really do come from the p**p deck.

$5 per dozen — message to claim yours before they’re gone.

02/24/2026

The ladies of The P**p Deck are back in action and working hard! 🐔🥚

Fresh eggs are ready for your table! We currently have 2 dozen available with more being laid every day.

💲 $5 per dozen

Message me to secure your eggs before they’re gone!

Fresh, local, and laid with love 💛

11/09/2025

We are selling homemade Irish cream. It’s the perfect gift for the holidays. Bottles can be customized for every order. $10/bottle

10/23/2025

Buy local and fresh 🐓🥚

Hundreds of thousands of cartons, equating to more than 6 million eggs, have been recalled due to potential salmonella contamination. See link below ⬇️
bit.ly/476QWSV

10/16/2025

As the sun goes down earlier chickens naturally slow down their egg production. Be sure to reserve your eggs throughout the winter. You can order early and pick up when needed.

08/19/2025

Looking for a unique gift? Fresh eggs for the win!! We will customize the carton for you at no extra charge 🎉🎈