The Cranky Goat

The Cranky Goat Small farm stand with a rotating inventory, also participating in local farmers markets! Artisan Tallow Products - Jams & Jellies - Baked Goods - Fresh Florals

06/16/2026

All natural, all the time!
Not to be dramatic, but our goat's milk soap is kind of a big dill. 🌿🐐
Made with all-natural ingredients and rich goat's milk, it's the gentle, moisturizing upgrade your skin has been waiting for.
Because life's too short for boring soap. ✨ Rockytop Soap Company

06/15/2026

👏🏼 👏🏼 👏🏼 you go Glen Coco!

06/13/2026

A PASSION if you will! 💖

06/12/2026

Great skincare doesn't have to be complicated.
5 steps. Clean ingredients. Real results. ✨
Our skincare routine keeps it simple and effective with clean ingredients and formulas created with your skin in mind. No unnecessary complexity—just the essentials for healthy, radiant skin.
Your best skin starts here. 💙

06/11/2026

Rockytopsoap.co

🌿🐓 The Homesteader 🐓🌿LOW STOCK 🚨 There’s a reason this seasonal favorite sells out year after year.Handcrafted with ingr...
06/10/2026

🌿🐓 The Homesteader 🐓🌿

LOW STOCK 🚨

There’s a reason this seasonal favorite sells out year after year.

Handcrafted with ingredients straight from the homestead, The Homesteader is packed with nourishing goodness your skin will love. Each bar includes:
✨ Fresh eggs from our own chickens
✨ Fresh-picked rosemary from our garden
✨ Rich buffalo lanolin for extra moisture
✨ A thoughtfully selected blend of essential oils

The result is a creamy, luxurious lather and a bar that feels as hardworking and timeless as the homestead lifestyle that inspired it.

This soap is only available seasonally, and once it’s gone, it won’t return until next spring. Right now, we are down to just TWO bars left!

If you’ve been waiting to try one of our most-loved soaps—or if it’s already your favorite—now is the time. When these last two bars are gone, that’s it for the season.

Buy yours here:

https://www.rockytopsoap.co/shop/p/thehomesteadesoap

06/10/2026

Enjoy!

And don’t forget, all products can be purchased from our website, link is in the bio!!

Our Pasture Bedtime Magnesium Tallow Balm has quickly become a customer favorite — and for good reason. Made with nouris...
05/19/2026

Our Pasture Bedtime Magnesium Tallow Balm has quickly become a customer favorite — and for good reason.

Made with nourishing tallow and magnesium, this balm is perfect for soothing sore feet, tired joints, and restless legs after a long day. Smooth it on before bed, after workouts, or anytime your body needs a little extra support.

Simple ingredients, deep relief, and the kind of product our customers come back for again and again.

Sunday Funday isn’t complete without one of our handcrafted infusion kits! 🍹✨Just pour your favorite spirit into the jar...
05/17/2026

Sunday Funday isn’t complete without one of our handcrafted infusion kits! 🍹✨

Just pour your favorite spirit into the jar, let it sit for a few days, and watch the dried fruits, herbs, and spices work their magic. The result? A smooth, flavor-packed infusion that takes your cocktail game to the next level.

Easy to make, fun to share, and dangerously delicious. It also comes with a QR code with a handful of recipes!

Introducing our Four Feral Kids line — created by parents, for real life. 🤍Every product in this collection was born out...
05/16/2026

Introducing our Four Feral Kids line — created by parents, for real life. 🤍

Every product in this collection was born out of a need in our own home with our own kids. From rough-and-tumble outdoor days to diaper changes and all the itchy, messy moments in between, we wanted simple products we felt good about using on our family.
So we made them. 🌿

Our Four Feral Kids line includes:
• Fragrance Free Tallow Balm
• Diaper Rash Spray
• Bug Spray
• Itch Stick

Simple ingredients. Practical products. Made for wild little childhoods and the parents trying to survive them. 😉

We’re so thankful we get to share the things that have genuinely worked for our family with yours. 🤍

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Private Road 4313
Hondo, TX
78861

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