05/15/2026
🚨🦆 ON TODAY’S EPISODE OF DUCK WARS 🦆🚨
After an intense investigation, the authorities discovered our highly dangerous criminal operation consisted of…
6 ducks and 1 chicken. 😂
Unfortunately, due to the town limit, 2 ducks and our chicken Dr. Pepper will be heading to new homes soon. The flock is getting downsized, but the quack chaos will continue.
Charges against us included:
• Possession of excessive quacks
• Illegal levels of cuteness
• Intent to distribute farm fresh eggs
• Running an underground bread-funded organization
Honestly though, thank you to everyone who has supported Mother Quackers Eggs and our little backyard flock. These birds are pets first, spoiled rotten second, and egg producers third. 🥚🦆
We’re sad to see a few go, but grateful they’ll have good homes. And yes… apparently I am still starring in Duck Wars according to my coworkers. 😂
Stay tuned for the next episode.