09/11/2026
Rumor has it the Golden Ticket might make an appearance at the Kingston Farmers Market tonight.
Or it might not.
We have been specifically instructed by the highly trained Golden Ticket Security Division to say absolutely nothing. Unfortunately, we’re terrible at following instructions.
👀 Look around.
👀 Shop the vendors.
👀 Question everything.
👀 Become mildly suspicious of anyone who looks too comfortable.
Somewhere between the sourdough, sweet corn, and questionable decisions made by market management… $20 in Market Bucks could be waiting.
Find the Golden Ticket → claim it → bring it to the Market Manager → BOOM. $20 to spend at the market.
Is it in Kingston tonight? Marlette Farmers Market? Caro Farmers Market?
We know things. We’re just not saying things. 😏
Market starts at 4 PM tonight. Come ready and bring the family, support the vendors—and keep your eyes OPEN.
And please… do not interrogate Billy the Goat. He has requested an attorney. 🐐🎟️