Kelko Weinery

Kelko Weinery We are a respectable weinery of fine weenies. We are home to the Super Mini Weenie! A.K.A long and small weenie forks! Mhmmmmm!

(Note: Staff workers and management are not responsible for cancerous weenies. ) Owned by Maddie Kelkis and Sami Smolko. Cook delectable weenies over a first class stove with fine silverware products.

12/22/2012

Mini we**ies roasting on an open fire, ketchup dripping on your nose

10/14/2012

Someone screamed Kelko Weinery at me :')

07/26/2012

Lol guys, Imma make youu some we**ies, you big we**ie butts.

05/25/2012

ATTENTION! We now have not only a plentiful stock of many we**ies, but now we have added roasted marshmallows and other roasted product to our menu! Try some miniature, medium, large, or even exotically FLAVORED marshmallows today! (: Enjoy the food!

02/12/2012

The weinery is booming with buisness! We continue to excel and progress! Thanks to all for the support.

12/12/2011

Thank you for the support of our fine we**ie establishment. I have no idea why you spend your time on such pages, but all the same, we wish you a happy we**ie experience. The weinery will be up and running as soon as possible :)

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45655 Awsomeness Road
Lancaster, PA
56576

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