09/10/2026
ATTENTION CUSTOMERS: In last week’s apology we advised our valued customers to take precautions in the vicinity of Produce Bin 13B, an area experiencing high UV rays due to an unavoidable act of nature. It has come to our attention that some customers misunderstood our recommendation of “Omega Mart Sun's Cream” as a product designed to protect human skin from the undesirable effects of UV exposure. The product “Sun's Cream” is a creamy and smooth Bread Spectrum Formula that comes with a Sandwich Protection Factor of 50. It should only be used to protect food or sandwiches, as it has never been tested on human skin. We apologize for any inconvenience that may have resulted from this minor misunderstanding.
On the sunny side, if you have experienced an inconvenience that you're willing to share with us, you can play an exciting role in the research and development of Sun's Cream for human use! Let us know in the comments, how has Sun's Cream Hydrating Bread Spread affected YOU?
