09/01/2026
Isn't it frustrating when.........
You get in your manual car.......
And Fred Flintstone it.......
To a local farmers market....
Any ole market..... like.....
Let's say The Giving Tree Linden ....
Now mind you......
You are an intelligent man.....
And your mouth is watering for melon...
But when you get there.....
After driving backwards.....
And crash into the watermelon chariot...
Like who put that there....
You see pumpkins....
And you're all like........
Why do adults go all pumpkin......
On September 1st......
It's still summer you weirdos......
Even though you almost lost the taste for it...
You still buy a watermelon.....
And the watermelon is delicious.......
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