09/01/2026
๐๐ EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH: ATTILA THE HEN! ๐๐
Everybody give a round of a-pawsโฆ errrโฆ applause ๐ for Septemberโs hardest-working lady at Vintage Homestead Market 44 โ Attila the Hen! ๐
Attila is one of our White Leghorns, and she takes her job VERY seriously. Sheโs up with the sun, stays out until the last possible second, and can throw a side-eye thatโll make you question every decision youโve ever made. ๐๐
๐ฅ Her rรฉsumรฉ includes:
โข Professional large white egg layer
โข Potentially 280โ320 eggs a year โ talk about productivity!
โข First one up โ๏ธ, last one to bed ๐
โข NOT interested in cuddles ๐ซ๐ค
โข Fiercely protective of snack time
โข Current title: CEO of Side-Eye ๐
She may be a little skittish, slightly dramatic, and definitely judging usโฆ but she earns her keep around here! ๐
๐ Congratulations, Attila! Your parking spot is reserved right next to the nesting box. ๐๐ฅ