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03/17/2026

If anyone is interested in following our adventures retired in the Ozarks. I resurrected the old Kamp Krap page and am posting a lot on it now. I cover pretty much everything about the new homestead and all of its past, present and future projects. Our traveling around to different rivers, lakes and conservation areas as we explore and learn about everything to do around us. And just general life in a early age retirement.

I probably won't post much if anything else on this page. The Thunder 5 Ranch ran its course and is gone now and is not coming back :) I leave this page up because when I unpublished back in 2021 a lot of folks messaged me and asked if I would republish it and put it back up.

The Adventures of Mike at NewHome in the SEMO Ozarks.

I do want to thank everyone that supported the T5R for the 25 years since I incorporated it in 1998 until I dissolved it...
03/14/2026

I do want to thank everyone that supported the T5R for the 25 years since I incorporated it in 1998 until I dissolved it December 31st 2023. 25 years to the day :) It was a pleasure to serve and provide everyone with high quality foods whether you were a customer from the first day or one of the few customers I could still serve in the last days. It is you guys that allowed me to earn a good and honest living so that I could fully retire at the ripe old age of 55.

25 years of working very often 16-20 hours per day usually 7 days per week 9-10 Months out of the year and a mere 9-10 hours per day in the off season keeping a farm going and productive does take a toll on ones body :) But I loved my work and could not imagine my career being anything else.

I sold the Chuck Wagon to a young couple wanting to get into the food truck business for cheap LOL I want to see them succeed and the old Chuck Wagon to keep chuggin along. The Little All American was purchased by a retired couple to turn into a mobile coffee shop. I sold the farm to my young neighbors there for A LOT less than I could have got for it because they respect the land and I know the farm is in good hands that will be good stewards.

In July 2024 I started thinking about selling the farm and moving to either West TN or into the MO Ozarks. I fell in love with this place in the Ozarks in particular the Cabin and the Creek that is the North Property line in front of the Cabin. What really sold it to me was the stone wall, hearth and fireplace crafted from rocks that came out of the creek and the cabin was built from native pine trees on the other side of the valley. There is around 4.5 acres of valley floor and gentle slop in the valley floor. My back yard is a Mountain if I walk to the top and a hill if I drive up on the RTV LOL It is 812 feet elevation, the other two hills that create the valley are 750 and 875 feet elevation making a nice barrier for wind and storms. Marble Hill is about 10 minutes away and Cape is about a hour drive to the East. The Castor River wraps around me to the west and south 15-30 minutes away depending on which access we go to. The St Francois Mtns and the St Francis River are 30 minutes west and NW. Clearwater Lake and the Black River are a hour away. And 90 minutes away is the Current River. We have some great neighbors on the opposite side of the valley and down the main road Matt and Cecile Straight across, Red beside them and Brian down the road. It is considerably more secluded here than it was at the Old Farm but about the same distance to Marble Hill as it was to Mcleansboro and about the same distance to Cape as it was to Marion from the old farm.

My monthly bills and cost of living is $500 per Month with a $700 Month now and then. My Property Taxes are $459 per year........ I literally saved $22,000 per year in taxes, fees, utilities and cost of living just by moving here. IL was not going to be kind to me in retirement ;)

Since Dee passed away my life had been pretty much chaos and without direction let focus. Taking care of her the last 3 years of her life had became my life and a around the clock job. I would do it all over again but it sure was not easy. Everyone knows about the advanced pancreatic cancer she was diagnosed with in November 2022, few know that in 2018 she was diagnosed with Early Onset Dementia and by 2020 had declined A LOT and required pretty much around the clock supervision. The Cancer was a double whammy. And she was fighting 2 terminal illnesses the last year of her life. It was not Covid that forced me to make the decision to shut almost everything T5R Down. Dee was very adamant that she did not want anyone to know about the dementia. Doc gave her around 4-5 more years of life before the dementia got her. After the cancer with chemo and radiation she would probably live another year and without treatment maybe 3 Months. She died 5 days short of one year from the cancer diagnosis on October 29th 2023. I fullfilled my final promise to here on May 5th 2024 and buried her ashes by her dogs that went before her and put the BIG rock on top of her that she wanted and on the day she wanted to be buried.

I made a half ass attempt to get the farm up and running again but my heart just was not in it anymore. It had been over 3 years since I had even grown a garden or sold anything from the farm. I had kept a small breeding herd of cattle and hogs and finally decided to sell them off. And the farm was just dead in my hands. And I truly had no idea what I was going to do next, no direction and no focus on anything.

When I decided to move the mission and focus became figuring out where to move to. Then going through a entire farms worth of stuff deciding what to Keep, What to sell or give away and what to put in the 30yd dumpster. Then loading every trailer with what I was keeping and moving...... LOL I still had 11 trailers and 3 Trucks at that time. I am a whole lot better now I only have 1 truck and 3 trailers :) If you have never sorted out, packed up and moved a entire farm before....... you really have not moved LOL. I had to buy the new place before I could sell the farm and get everything moved as well. I sold the Black Ram and the White Ford before the move and kept Red my 26 year old Dodge Ram and halfway through the move Red broke down for the last time. So I traded the new Camry in on a New Tundra Seemed kind of weird trading in a new car on a new truck but hey they gave me $5000 more in trade in than I paid for the Camry and I wrote a check for the remaining $36,000 for the Tundra (Yeah I am still very anti debt and credit) And yep I splurged a bit on the new Tundra, I got the trim and color I wanted, the extended toyota warranties and the bells and whistles. After the move was finished and the new barn here build and the trailers unloaded into the old barn, the cabin and the new barn I sold all of the trailers except 2 utility trailers I was keeping and the newest one I bought for the move and traded it back to the dealer for a smaller trailer and some money. A 16' cargo trailer is always handy to have and the 24' I traded down for it was just more trailer than I needed going forward.

Both Lorrie and I love the simple and modest homestead life and being as self sufficient as we can be in todays world. We have a lot of Rabbits, Chickens and Ducks. We spend a lot of time driving around exploring and finding river access points to put the kayaks and canoe in and take them out. Finding campgrounds and sight seeing Like Pink Rocks at the Castor River Shut Ins at the Amidon Conservation Area.

Our big plans are to camp and float down rivers 3-4 days per week and take care of the homestead 3-4 days per week. We really are both pretty modest lifestyle people that enjoy the not very costly things in life.

God Help me but I have the urge to be a farmers market vendor again at ONE small Market. So we decided tonight to use 2-3 acres of the valley floor for gardens and to be a produce vendor at the Marble Hill Farmers Market this year. It won't take a lot of extra work to grow enough and enough variety to be able to keep a produce table or two well stocked one day per week. I have found that I do kind of miss being a simple vendor ONLY not all of the other stuff though :)

And that pretty much sums up life now and for the foreseeable future for us.

Picture of me and Lorrie Thanksgiving 2025 at our Neighbors and Friends Matt and Cecile's.  It really is a whole new lif...
03/14/2026

Picture of me and Lorrie Thanksgiving 2025 at our Neighbors and Friends Matt and Cecile's. It really is a whole new life since leaving everything of the past where it belongs In The Past :)

Been a Good While since I announced that I was closing everything down and selling pretty much everything.  That Was Jul...
03/14/2026

Been a Good While since I announced that I was closing everything down and selling pretty much everything. That Was July 2020. A lot has changed in the world of MR. T5R since then.

Last May I purchased 40 acres and Cabin in the Ozarks in the foothills of the St Francois Mtn Range nestled in a valley in between 3 big hills at the end of a dead end road. It suits me :)

In August 2025 the Old Farm was sold and closed on. That was a kind of bitter sweet one. 20 years of me was there, the Thunder 5 Ranch was there, Dee's ashes are buried there. It just occurred to me that I was not going to be able to move forward with my life and would just stagnate there if I remained.

I met a great Lady in NC after I finished moving stuff from the farm to what is known as NewHome LOL. Lorrie and I have been together around 10 Months now and known each other longer. We are going to get married later in the Spring of 2026. After finishing the move from the Farm we started the moving her homestead from NC to Missouri my 300 mile round trips moving the farm was a cake walk compared to 2000 mile round trips to and from Coastal NC!

My life is that of a simple little homestead now and spending a lot of time exploring the Ozarks with Lorrie and planning out our 2026 Kayaking and Canoe trips on the Castor, St. Francis, Black and Current rivers. And honestly more content and happy doing this retired thing than I have ever been in my life :)

06/03/2024

This will be the last chance to buy my herd of Lowline Angus/Arberdeen Cattle. 4 Cow/Calf Pairs 2 Bulls and One Feeder. I am bargain bin pricing them for someone wanting to get started in a small herd set up that is ready to go. $10,000 cash will take all 11 of them. You Come pick them up and I will help load.

Just to be blunt I have a standing offer of $15,000 for the lot of them to be delivered to a Auction Barn on June 9th. I am a nice guy that really does like to help folks wanting to get started out. I would much rather sell them to a individual than a broker.

The ONLY reason I am selling them is because I retired and just don't have a place left in my life for a breeding herd of Cattle anymore. They are middle aged and have a lot of good years left in the, easy to handle and even easier on the fences and make top notch beef.

Anyway they are going to be sold on the 9th either way, but my bargain bin price of $10,000 to help someone out is out there until the evening of the 8th when I load them onto my trailer.

10/30/2023

DeeAnn Passed Away Yesterday October 29th at 10:50 AM.

For the last year she has fought Pancreatic Cancer. A complication from her surgery last April happened Friday Night and she has just been beaten down so badly that the emergency surgery had to be aborted half way through. She was in a coma until Sunday Morning and it is a miracle that she woke up and was lucid and coherent enough to nod yes or shake her head no. I called the ICU Critical Care Doctor in and he very kindly and gently explained her condition and asked if she understood and she nodded yes. I asked if she wanted to continue fighting and she shook her head NO. I asked if she was ready to let go and move on to a better place and she nodded YES. The Doctor told her to squeeze my hand when she was ready to go. We had 90 minute together before the pain she was in was just not bearable any longer and she squeezed my hand hard. The Doctor turned the IVs off and pulled the breathing tube. We had another 7 minutes together after that and she could whisper with the breathing tube out. Her last words as she passed away to me were "Thank You Love You."

Deeann fought hard until she just had nothing left to fight with.

I do have a youtube channel that I occasionally upload  a video to now and then if anyone wants to keep up with me.
10/03/2023

I do have a youtube channel that I occasionally upload a video to now and then if anyone wants to keep up with me.

Farmstead, Homestead, Prep stuff, keeping it real out here in the real world.

Thought I would pop on this page and see what the alerts were.  LOL NO I am not back in business :)  I am still doing st...
10/02/2023

Thought I would pop on this page and see what the alerts were. LOL NO I am not back in business :) I am still doing stuff like spending way too much time building the Lake and terraced ponds above the little lake. Just a little out of the way mostly self sufficient farmstead now days. LOL what I always intended to be anyway, I never intended to do more than sell off the surplus of the farm, not become a business :)

Apologies to those that thought the page being published again meant I was doing business again. I republished the page because several folks asked me if it still existed and if did if I would make it public again.

Oh yeah I can still smoke pork shoulders to perfection :)  Been a year now since a I burned any shoulders up for the pub...
07/11/2021

Oh yeah I can still smoke pork shoulders to perfection :) Been a year now since a I burned any shoulders up for the public or for myself. You know its time to pull the pork when that big bone slips right out with no resistance. Don't even need those meat claws when it is right! Just put the gloves on and pulling it by hand works better than the claws. Oh and this was my later dinner plate and yep it was good, except for the cucumber salad which was good but not right...... need a little more of this and a touch of that. Can fix that easily enough in the morning :)

The Ladies have finally chosen a name for the new food trailer! and it is "The All American Ladies" I LIKE IT!

The T5R will be making a weekly contribution to their menu. There were A LOT of folks that ask "Can they have or make this or that?" Nope they can't or at least they can't make it the same way I do. So I will be making and sending "T5R Pulled Pork, Messy Mike's, the Thin Sliced Smoked Sirloin Roast, Cucumber Salad, Coleslaw and the Butter n Garlic Mashed Taters. Will send the Coleslaw and Cucumber Salad every week and Rotate the Pulled Pork, Messy Mike's and Sirloin Roast from week to week. Those were the most requested T5R Menu Items that folks asked if the All American Ladies could carry. So me and the Ladies talked it over and everyone agrees that will be a good thing to do. Will be three less things they have to do every week, will satisfy the bulk of the request from the T5R Customers and will help me empty out one or two of the freezers and make me do actual real work every Saturday :)

I will probably tag along the first couple of Markets with the Ladies and definitely the Maiden Voyage tomorrow. I have tested everything in the trailer as well as I could outside of real working conditions, which tells me everything works as intended but not under the sustained conditions of working for 4-6 hours straight.

If something breaks, malfunctions or needs adjusted having the guy that built it all on hand with his tool box will be real handy :) And I also want to see the little counter mounted BlackStone griddles in action! If they work as good as I expect and hope they will, I have a place for ones just like them in the Chuck Wagon when I hitch it up and start running myself and it again :)

The only thing I am really worried about tomorrow is the weather forecast. If it looking like a lot of storms and rain the Trailer ain't gonna pull out. Nothing against the Ladies but there just ain't a lot of experience pulling a trailer there and none in stormy weather with wet roads. World of difference pulling a trailer down the road and driving a truck or car down the same road...... And a very short trailer to boot, short trailers are just not every forgiving. I would rather pull a 53' trailer than a 10' trailer!

07/10/2021

Looks like about 5 minutes before we get hammered here with this storm rolling in from the NW. A bit later for South of us and East of over by Carmi. LOL Almost 3am and out pulling trucks and trailers out of range of any trees that might fall on them. Guess I should have watched the weather earlier :) Looks like it might be packing a lot of wind, thunder and lightning and maybe some hail.

07/08/2021

LOL I have the goal of getting pictures of all the different Snake Species that live here on the T5R this summer as they turn up and I have the camera handy.

The most common are the King Snakes and Black Snakes with the common garden snake and orange belly common water snakes in 3rd and 4th place. Least Common of the non venomous are the Blue Racers and Hog Nose Snakes (Spread Head), The timber rattlers and Copperheads tend to stay on the far west side of the farm and I typically don't run across them very often but need to remember to put the camera in my pocket when I head over that way.

I like the snakes, even the venomous ones :) They play important roles in the ecology of the farm. To my way of thinking the health of a farm can be measured by the diversity of the reptile and amphibian life present.

It is rare that I will kill a snake and then only the copperheads when they take up residence in the human area. Have big very old female timber rattler that occasionally turns up in odd ball places like laying in the middle of a raised bed full of carrots. LOL she gives you plenty of warning that you are about to pick her instead of a handful of carrots :) Simple matter to pick her up with my cane and stick her in a burlap bag and take her back to the South or West sides and let her go. She nest and lays her eggs every year in the same hollow at the base ancient maple tree on the South Side. Can't day she is not dangerous as I imagine a bite from her would be far less than pleasant, but she is only dangerous if you ignore her warnings. Copper heads on the other hand are just pricks :)

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11141 County Road 300 E
McLeansboro, IL
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